Monday, July 7th 2008

Botox Baby Is Here!

Nicole Kidman popped out a goose-down pillow baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban's botox baby. Awww....I wonder if she has her mommy's frozen forehead and her daddy's highlights?

No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her Grey Goose, but Nicky's boring ass isn't going to go for it. I think they should name her Tommy Girl. Tommy Girl Urban!

UPDATE: Nicky's spokeswhore told People that they named their new pillow Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would've bought from Rite-Aid.

Congrats to Nicky, Keith and botox baby! Let's celebrate with a little Blondie:



Posted by: Michael K


Sharon's picture

Yep, her name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban!!!

"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

SpunkyBrewster's picture

Sunday on a MOnday?

KidL's picture

Sunday?! WTF were they thinking?

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Submitted by Brooke276 on July 7, 2008 - 7:52am.

Oh Dear Christ.....they named her Sunday Rose? Sunday?????
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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

why does Keith Urban always look so uncomfortable when he's touching her?

Brooke276's picture

Oh Dear Christ.....they named her Sunday Rose? Sunday?????

Mawy's picture

My thoghts exactly.

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 7, 2008 - 10:45am.
Name the kid Zzzzzz, because that's my reaction to this news.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Is this baby early?
Everyone is changing baby birthing schedules for the Holy Ones.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Quick! It's time for the name game!

Joker Kidman-Urban

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Kizzy's picture

I can't hate on her today, I don't know why, I just can't. Tomorrow...I make no promises, LOL

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Submitted by chefcammi on July 7, 2008 - 11:11am.

Nicoles pregnancy seems short because she had a baby bump for like a month and a half. Its not like Selma, or Naomi Watts that were huge through out the whole thing so it leaves a visual reminder.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Pernicious's picture

As with Suri, I'll believe it when I see it.

Migraineuse's picture

Name the kid Zzzzzz, because that's my reaction to this news.

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chefcammi's picture

explaning my comment..
you know how some celeb seem to be pregnant forever? kidman, to me, hasnt.

hmm??☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Awww, I'm happy for her. Mommyhood's been a long time coming.

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j-starra's picture

Congrats to her! I didn't realy think she was preggers though...

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Congrats Nicole!

I hope she has your red hair.

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

parissucksliterally's picture

So Antonia had the baby? They'll ship it to Nashville for the photo shoot? lol

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"team fuckrex,you made me realise how other guys are intelligent and funny.
you are a boring piece of shIT.YOU SUCK
HARDER AND HARDER LMFAO!"
-poster on X-17, to our darling TV

ChiliGurl's picture

I'm actually happy for her ass. But, they need to put that baby into rehab STAT!

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chefcammi's picture

wow... that was quick.

????

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I wonder if they'll pull a TomKat and pose for a photoshoot with a 6 month old 4 weeks from now.

Ahh, if only she'd had enough sense to use a bigger strap-on belly near the end...

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NYAPPLES's picture

Congrats Nicole, she sure as hell had to wait a long ass time with all the years wasted on the gay midget to finally become a mum. Good Work.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

kdracofan's picture

hmmm....

parkrangerpete's picture

a 3 armed baby?

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