Monday, July 7th 2008

La Pequeña As Mother Teresa


The title says it all. I really thought La Pequeña outdid herself by playing Ingrid Betancourt in her last masterpiece YouTube, but I was wrong. Mother Teresa is the role she was born to play! This is the role she will win her first of many Oscars.

You know Mia Michaels choreographed the little saintly jig. I had to hold my breath while La Pequeña lifted up her tablecloth, because I'm still not ready to see her real la pequeña. Actually, I don't think that's a tablecloth she's wearing. It's a napkin.

You better watch this shit until the end. The finale will make you weep until you cum.

Thanks Monica


Posted by: Michael K


cadysmith75's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

dead-actress's picture

Whoa! *religiously crossing self* Madre de Dios! *lighting candle*

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Miss P's picture

now I'm a woman of many words, but this leaves me completely speechless. Seriously. Sure I've had a few happy hour margs this evening, but I can still usually find some sort of anecdote for anything, except for La Pequena.

"Fuck Tyra Banks!"

ok, it's a quote, but at least I tried with

much ♥

Mizerly's picture

La Pequena every day please!

oliver_darque's picture

sheesh!
I totally thought that La Pequeña was gonna flash
a "little" something something,
well there goes my utter excitement...

p.s
LOL at like-wow's comment XD

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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
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like-wow's picture

WHOOSH, do you hear that sound? That's Mother Terry spinning in her grave.

Little miss's picture

is this supposed to be funny?

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Paquita's picture

I'll translate anytime for you...as long as it is La Peque;a you are trying to understand.

Submitted by simoneenomis on July 7, 2008 - 12:20pm.

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Best LP video yet!

kdracofan's picture

La pequeña should portray Madonna!
(this was my least favorite video by the way)

simoneenomis's picture

La Pequena with subtitles! I can finally understand what she's saying.
Meryl Streep eat your heart out.

How very poignant...does this signal the apocalypse or something? Either way I'm going to say the rosary now.

big balls's picture

santa teresa!!!!

what an honor to be portrayed by la pequena!!!!

eat your heart out madonna

I can't believe I was tricked into watching that thing agan

Sensimina's picture

LP's been going for deeper roles lately. Maybe for her real Oscar winner she'll gain weight and portray La Pequena Kirstie Alley, or La Pequena Rosie O'Donnell. No, not Rosie. She needs more glamor. I'm tired of these butch roles she's been playing.
....La Pequna Beth Ditto? Uggghhh.

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C U Next Tuesday's picture

I LOVE YOU LA PEQUENA!!!!!

I busted out laughing at her growl at :40

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poo's picture

I miss Machine.

DebFrmHell's picture

Submitted by NitWitty
I missed your snarky ass! About time.

Pequena was born to play the role because of the height thing...

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Paquita's picture

Now this is an elegant woMAN.

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

tonicbitch's picture

It was funny the first time now it just makes my brain hurt.

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mike's picture

A.) Do they realize Mother Theresa is dead?

B.) The giant grasshopper should have had a role in this skit, too.

mike's picture

Two in two days?!?!? What did we do to deserve this?

angel_i's picture

NitWitty - Hi!

And bye! - I have to go work again:(

Have fun:)

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madam s.'s picture

La Pequena is prolific these days! Not to mention the original artwork/masterpieces for the backdrops in the last two videos. She's the hardest working ho in show biz.

NitWitty's picture

Only fitting that My La Pequena is here to welcome me back after my eternity away from MK and the rest of you hot sluts!! Morning!

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angel_i's picture

Whoa. I'm willing to bet this one's not too far off from the truth.

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