Until November
Note to Guy Ritchie: Winking. You don't how to do it. Actually, maybe a little bit of Justin Timberlake's douche powder got in his eye.
So.... Is Vadge's marriage drama one big publicity stunt for her upcoming world tour? Sources tell TMZ that Vadge has been planning the divorce rumors for months in hopes that it will boost sales for her world tour. The plan is that they would slowly leak details of the divorce months before the tour started to get the publicity machine running. Guy is on board with the plan, because he knows how much money this shit is going to make.
Vadge's "Dry & Sour" tour is expected to make around $300 million worldwide. The tour starts August 23rd in Wales and ends on November 3th in Mexico City.
According to these sources, their marriage has been over for a long ass time. They officially plan to announce their divorce in November or December when her tour wraps up.
You mean to tell me that Vadge is manipulating the media and her fans? NO! Not her! She's more honest than HONEST TEA! I know that was lame, but I'm thirsty.
I sort of believe this fuckery, but at the same time I think Vadge would get more press and attention if she announced her divorce before the tour. That way, she could talk about it in interviews and also be linked to her dancers and other dudes during the tour.
Vadge knows what she's doing. She may have about as much talent as one of my dog's ass warts, but homegirl is definitely a smart bitch when it comes to manipulating the media to make an extra buck or two.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
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Ordinarily I would say Madonna could have manipulated this. But why is A-Rod's wife on board?
Vadge's face is showing the plastic surgery pull in that photo.
Yo DListed Man, you are the best, the BEST.
"Dry and Sour" Tour?
Hahahahahahahahaha, you kill me, man. Honest. No can insult Madonna and the rest of the celeb sluts like you. The flair, the panache, the bitterness... truly, Dlisted is a treasure, a jewel among the costume jewelry on the 'net.
BEST. WEBSITE. EVER.
Justin Timberdouche is behind them...
I agree with most of the other posters here, LOVED Madonna up until this last album (I mean serious love here. Adore & worship at her altar kind of love) But the last album had maybe 2 vaguely decent songs on it, 3 if I'm in the right mood but the rest were shite. She should definitely avoid going the way of the US music market with all it's r&b/hip pop (no way is the stuff they market as hip hop these days anything but pop music).
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Truer word have never been typed. You can not have achieved the $$$ and level of notoriety on Madonna's mediocre "talents" unless you are one crafty bitch.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - ...and her voice is sub-par. If she didn't re-invent herself fifteen times, she wouldn't even be a thought anymore. ...
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It's hard to say for sure whether the divorce rumours have been intentionally leaked to promote her tour (surely one of the most cynical and heartless media manipulations of all time if it is true - her soul truly will have been sold to the devil), but the relationship has been known to be over for years in London media circles. He's had other women, she's had other men (including it was rumoured the producer of her last record but one) and they haven't lived as man and wife for years. Yet strangely they have chosen not to divorce or officially separate even though the relationship has been dead for all this time. Even more bizarre is how it has been kept out of open public discussion until now. I'm guessing she must have a very powerful PR. So if it has been kept quiet for so long, how come we're talking about it now? Probably cos thats when they planned for us to talk about it. So yes Madonna, your soul is with Lucifer!
No way. She's out of her attention era and too religious.
madonna "reinventing herself" = she regularly picks someone popular to imitate. figure out who that is and go to the concert instead. it will be better and much cheaper.
forget arod. since she wants britney to be part of her tour she should hook up with kfed. that way we'll know for sure that there will no more littled feds.
Tickets for her concert start at $250 and go up from there.
I'd rather set my money on fire before I give ANY of it to Madonna.
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Submitted by Youri on July 7, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Well most of her tour is sold out so the TMZ story doesn't make sense. Besides I refuse to believe Madge will go that far for publicity.
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@ Your Mom Ate th...
a 45-minute show. 45 GD minutes....
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Eh, her shows are always 2 hours not 45 minutes. But I would NEVER spend $350 on a ticket. That's absurd and greedy.
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Eh, I got my info from someone who works for her.
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She looks really good in this picture. I used to be a HUGE Madonna fan till she released this recent piece of shit album. Now all this fuckin stupid hoopla around her 'marriage' is just too much to bear. Its like enough is enough. When will people realize that ITS THE TRUTH THAT SHOCKS PEOPLE. Not this fuckin spun, manipulated, adviser chanted bullshit. Madonna has lost her edge, she should have just stayed with the sick European producers and her life in London. The US just fucks shit up, people hear dont care about THE MUSIC they care about the drama and Madonna is showing her true red, white and blue.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
It wouldn't surprise me but how does the A-Rod stuff mix in? I'm sure the filing by his wife today wasn't a publicity stunt.
I am so over her right now that I dont even have any biting or mean remarks...it's a sad day for me.
"I don't get mad I just get even"
"homegirl is definitely a smart bitch when it comes to manipulating the media to make an extra buck or two."
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Yeah, she is right up there with Miss Holie as far as media manipulation skills go.
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"Is Vadge's marriage drama one big publicity stunt for her upcoming world tour?"
um f*cking DUH! Why anyone believes any drama she cooks up is anyone's guess, the woman's entire life and career has been one big publicity stunt.
Nothing this egotistical, money hungry, no talent sea hag does shocks me.
It's all about keeping her infalted ego going and making a buck of whoever she can screw over. In this case its the dumbasses who will go see her concert that she's screwing over...and royally.
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Plastic surgery reality show!
Flavor Flav's reality whore and Sly Stallone's ex-wife Brigitte Nielsen is getting tucked, nipped and sucked live on German TV!!
The first of the four part series aired on Sunday night.
And 2.5 million people tuned in to watch the madness!
Sources say she's going under the knife live to show people the "truth". Everyone in Hollywoodland supposedly lies or doesn't talk about their operations.
Brigitte also plans to auction her body fat for charity.
Ewwwwww!
Madonna has had a ton of work, so that makes my post on topic...lol
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 10:34am.
Calculation is never good.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
I don't like Madonna because she is so calculating and cold. Drmming up attention this way is abhorrent because divorce rumours will get back to and hurt her children - dumb skank. But, does she really need the publicity? Still, nothing would surprise me about her need for more $ and fame.
Madonna is never honest about her personal life. She lied to Matt Lauer when he asked her if she was prego (with Rocco) and she said she wasn't when she actually was.
I won't be seeing her in concert. I was a little disappointed with her last tour. She hardly sang any of her old stuff.
I used to really like Madonna, but as time wears on the shit that she seems to do just smack of desperate and attention-starved ole crazy pants. She needs to STFU and raise her family, make music, whatever, but stop being such an asshat about it!
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Boo, you whore.
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Well most of her tour is sold out so the TMZ story doesn't make sense. Besides I refuse to believe Madge will go that far for publicity.
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@ Your Mom Ate th...
a 45-minute show. 45 GD minutes....
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Eh, her shows are always 2 hours not 45 minutes. But I would NEVER spend $350 on a ticket. That's absurd and greedy.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Does Madonna really need publicity like that for
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Agreed! What really unnerves me is the calculatedness in doing something like that!!! Calculation is never good.
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Gosh, I just can't scrape up any more contempt for Madonna.
Expired! Next....
Does Madonna really need publicity like that for her upcoming tour? And so, what's the deal with Arod? According to the front page of the daily news, his wife is leaving him. I don't know if he's been cheating with Vadge or not, but word around town is she's been getting Arod into Kabbalah and has him convinced that the two of them are "soulmates."
Anyway, the whole tour is bullshit. The old hag even admitted that she doesn't like any of her new songs. Also, the concert ticket prices are going to be sky high, and guess what you get? a 45-minute show. 45 GD minutes and a few hundred dollars to watch some old bitch gyrate on stage to her own crappy music that she doesn't even like (music that's been remixed for the tour because it originally sounds like shit, mind you)?
Yeah, ok. I think I'll spend $40 for the seventh time to see the Deftones play an 1 1/2-hour set, instead. Madonna's expendable. She doesn't write her own music, she doesn't do her own choreography, and her voice is sub-par. If she didn't re-invent herself fifteen times, she wouldn't even be a thought, anymore. She's barely relevant now. She's lucky she was willing to suck so much dick in the beginning and now she's got more money than God.
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Dry and Sour? Vadge sounds like she needs some KY and a douche. Oh, that's right, Guy is a douche.
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Knowing how cheap and greedy she is, why would she wait until AFTER she earns another $300 mil. on this concert and THEN get a divorce?
Bullshit
This ain't her first time at the rodeo.
However, "Divorce sympathy money" spent on a ticket to her show, $350, uh no thanks.
If she's too high and mighty to perform shit like "Lucky Star" and her early stuff, I would rather spend that cash on gas money.
Methinks she is more of a "leak wrangling" manipulator.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Anybody stupid enough to pay $350 for a Madonna concert deserves to get ripped off. You know what they say about a fool and his money.
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" She may have about as much talent as one of my bunions, but homegirl is definitely a smart bitch when it comes to manipulating the media to make an extra buck or two."
Truer word have never been typed. You can not have achieved the $$$ and level of notoriety on Madonna's mediocre "talents" unless you are one crafty bitch.
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Vadge, please, for fuck's sake, eat something non-macro. Your ass might be the same size it was, but the rest of you looks like the 14th Hell. (And we already know you'll star-fuck ANYTHING, so quit hummin' "Like A Virgin".
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OT: Ive talked to people who go to Madonna shows... its been pretty obvious to me for a long time that she makes a shitload of cash and her fans get ripped the fuck off. High price tickets for giant arena smoke & mirror shitshows IMO.
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Vadge knows how to manipulate. For her 60th she will pull Ingrid out of the closet, dust her off and marry her. Vadgie doesn't like to be out of the media for long. Before you know it, we will be reading about Lourdes' antics.
Oh Guy, you wacky, winky, wonky wanker.
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$350 a ticket......that's all I have to say.
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Well a bunch of people here called it.
"Dry and Sour"? Those are like, the two worst qualities a Vadge can have.
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