Monday, July 7th 2008
JLo's Twinsies Come Out To Play
JLo and Skeletor's Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, came out to play in Italy on Saturday. They certainly look like their daddy. They also look like they've been hitting the bad stuff. You can't blame them either. You also know JLo called up Brit Brit for her world famous Purple DRANK recipe. She makes the staff give it to her twins to keep them quiet while she gets her hourly massage.
This is totally like the third time the DT twinsies have seen their mommy! They are like, "Who's this bitch?"
I think Max & Emme are SO adorable !!!
And I don't understand all these comments...
Let's remind ourselves that the twins are latino babies..
And we all look like our parents, or at least one of them!!
Jennifer and Marc can be proud of these babies!
Oh, and didn't anyone of you had a bad picture of yourselves? I mean, we never saw the twins on video, or we never got a very good view at them (except when they were newborns), so don't judge them on a few pictures you just saw :)
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Wow, too much fug is going on here for my poor eyes. Someone pass me the eye bleach please!!
Gonnaburn:
Cholos con padres tienen mucho dinero
you hit the knot right on the head!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I saw "Purple DRANK" and immediately thought Chappelle. Like someone else said, those kids look smart.
Yikes.
"the mean chola/cholo bronx ghetto snear"
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Cholos con padres tienen mucho dinero.
gucci your nice because to me, these babies are OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLY!
gucci:
they got that look from their mother. you know the mean chola/cholo bronx ghetto snear?
why the hell am i here?
update: opinion on j-low's kids changed. i saw pictures of them on another site which gave me a closer look at them and i'm sorry to say but these kids are not cute. they have mean hard looking faces; you know the kind that would scare the shit out of everyone?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Those poor, ugly children. Maybe they will grow out of their looks.
It's scary how much those poor unfortunate babies look like their DADDY. I hope those kids maybe grow into their look when they older.
sandbitch:
j-whore looks the way you think she does because she had her tummy tucked and lipo. please this bitch is a s vain as they come.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Zomay:
i was born baldheaded and by the time i was 10, i had hair down to my ass!
big bootie cuttie where have you been welcome back!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Viva~
So, J.Lo won't let Marc Anthony see his other children? Sorry, I usually don't follow these people so I am a little behind. Is J.Lo that insecure? Wow. And Marc Anthony is a douche if he lets that bitch control him to the point where he is not involved in their lives. That is messed up.
Why is Emme bald? I hope she doesn't have anything wrong with her poor thing.
J-Lo all decked out looks like hammered shit compared to Dayanara on a bad day without makeup.
http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/004/298/NT_dayanara.jpg
Look at that...Jlo WISHES she looked like that. All she has on Dayanara is money, and fame, which is the only reason Marc married her ass.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
chica and tangerine - yeah, I wonder how she handles it when her children ask why they can't see daddy and why their stepmom is so monstrous.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
I agree -- Dayanara Torres is beautiful, Viva... I've never seen the baby mama of his oldest daughter, though.
Skeletor is sucking the brains out of the baby in the last pic. Child abuse!
Sorry, those kids are not cute. They have inherited Skeletors fugly gene. They are doomed.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Wow, they're out with just their Pampers? That's the most shocking thing of all!
I like the one with the nice, round head!
they look like they are on drugs!!! poor babies...
Oh god please, yank on that stupid bitch's earring and make her lobe rip right off!
I mean, what kind of dumbass wears earrings like that around grabby newborn babies.
Fucking attention whore.
Oh wow, um former Miss Universe? Yeah she is waaay prettier than J.Ho
Thanks VLL, yeah, sorry I meant the one he had the other kids with hehe. Going to head over to google now...
tangerine - I dunno if she was FIRST but his last wife was Dayonnara Torres (sp?) and she is GORGEOUS!
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Who was Marc Anthony's first wife? I want to google her now
Did you see the size of that kids head holy shit lol.....
Wow, those dont look like photo op poses at all.
Submitted by chica robotica on July 7, 2008 - 2:37pm.
PS. Oh, and if I were their parents, I would never say this but bc I'm a complete stranger, I thought I'd point out... that Marc's three other kids are cuter than the twins!
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Well yeah! Look at their mom in comparison to JLO.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Those kids are a complete replica of their father.
I'm not sure that's a good thing.
http://danceontheroof.com
PS. Oh, and if I were their parents, I would never say this but bc I'm a complete stranger, I thought I'd point out... that Marc's three other kids are cuter than the twins!
Submitted by KidL on July 7, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Don't know about this baby, but I heard somewhere that some parents shave baby girls heads so that they will grow longer, thicker hair.
*PLEASE NOTE* I only am saying what I have heard, I would never do this to my kid and I am not trying to get schooled on how dumb this sounds. Thanks.
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I can believe J. Lo is dumb enough to believe this myth. BTW, it is a myth, sincing shaving one's head will not cause hair to grow back thicker.
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I always thought that was an Asian thing. Who knows, though. True, the hair doesn't come in thicker, but it might come in more coarse (you know, like your leg hair if you shave) and not so soft and "baby-like." So if parents want their baby to have the appearance of a thicker head of hair, they may shave it... but the amount of hair doesn't really change and the illusion is probably very temporary.
The boy is just adorable, he looks like his dad, if his dad had meat on his bones. Marc Anthony isn't an ugly man, but he makes an ugly skinny man. That girl looks like him too, in a Princess Tiamii way which isn't a good thing. But I've know children to outgrow it. Understood a child can't helkp how it looks, but neither can a adult, truly. Tori Spelling anyone? Verne Troyer's ex? VERNE TROYER?! Its not like they'll ever hear from us, and I'm sure if we ever come across these kids in real life we'll have the common decency to keep it to ourselves.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
ohh I forgot this:
Since I feel most people are total assholes, and will only know how to raise total assholes, most kids are total assholes.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
woah there period, you're reading far too much into what I said. I was speaking to the general nature of children, and by default, of people in general. I am with Hobbes on very few things, expcept for the fact that humans, bu nature, are selfish beasts and the will for survival will propel people into acts that are less than compassionate. I think that MOST children, without proper instruction, will either mimic their asshole parents, or if left independently, will act like assholes all on their own. Of course parents are supposed to teach their children better, but they don't. ANd lets face it, when you drop your kid off at school, you DON'T know how they act. I've seen the most lovely people with fucking sociopathic kids that are angles when mom and dad are around, but are fucking mosters when left to their own devices. I'm sure its needless to say, but the xenophobic langauge my daughter is subjected to at school, and art classes is both from parental attitudes being mimiced, and the somewhat innate nature of children reacting to anything different.
Parents have an awesome responsiblity to society to raise good, commpassionate citizens. However, some people are just assholes, and nothing will change that.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
you can tell Cohagen QUATO LIVES!
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Marc looks high in that picture with the baby. Jenny looks like she's in deep thought about what new plastic piece of crap to sell to the public or what plastic surgeries her Emme can have so as not to insult Jenny's glamozonian beaute. How young do they do eyelash extensions? Damn, Marc needs someone to check on him during his afternoon Herion nod. He must be getting great smack in Italy! Although, he kinda looks like he's snorting the baby's head. Jenny, may I suggest a line of maternity wear for all the 14 year old chiclitas in da Bronx that worship you! Conway stores can carry your line!
zomay: GOT IT
Usually I think all babies are adorable.
Um, maybe they aren't particularly photogenic?
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Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.
Submitted by KidL on July 7, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 4:12pm.
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Yeesh!
But seriously, it's more likely that it's just growing in at different rates, yes?
My friend's mom used to say that if your hair was curly, you had to cut it on the full moon so it would spiral in the right direction.
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Thanks Kdrac, got it. KidL so it is an old wive's tale!
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No wonder their parents usually cover their faces when they are in public. Seriously, I cannot get over how damn ugly these kids are.
Submitted by zomay on July 7, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Don't know about this baby, but I heard somewhere that some parents shave baby girls heads so that they will grow longer, thicker hair.
*PLEASE NOTE* I only am saying what I have heard, I would never do this to my kid and I am not trying to get schooled on how dumb this sounds. Thanks.
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I can believe J. Lo is dumb enough to believe this myth. BTW, it is a myth, sincing shaving one's head will not cause hair to grow back thicker.
Those are some unfortunate-looking babies.
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Aw! When the hair grows in you can't hardly see those Dumbo ears!
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The little boy seems cute,but that poor little girl...is that the girl? Anyhoo, one of them looks just like Skeletor. Poor thing.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
They look......smart.
Hi Kdrac, I tried to email you but the email came back. It was about the forums (NO big deal) :) Always nice to see you.
On topic, it would not surprise me if Jlo did shave her baby's head for the sole purpose of thicker hair down the road.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 7, 2008 - 1:04pm.
What she said.
Zomay: I heard the same (hi by the way hun)