Monday, July 7th 2008
JLo's Twinsies Come Out To Play
JLo and Skeletor's Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, came out to play in Italy on Saturday. They certainly look like their daddy. They also look like they've been hitting the bad stuff. You can't blame them either. You also know JLo called up Brit Brit for her world famous Purple DRANK recipe. She makes the staff give it to her twins to keep them quiet while she gets her hourly massage.
This is totally like the third time the DT twinsies have seen their mommy! They are like, "Who's this bitch?"
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...some ugly baby, huh.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 7, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Kids, as a general rule, are total jerks.
IDML, not true. NOT TRUE. PARENTS are to blame for the "bullies" and "infantile assholes" because often children are abused and bullied by their own parents and bring that shit to the playground and children who grow up in a healthy non-abusive home have no coping skills to deal with that kind of fucked up abuse that comes from kids who are ugly and violent because of their upbringing. Parents need to PARENT. It's a fucking job and people who think otherwise are fucking retarded up the ying yang. You don't just pop a kid out and wait until it's kindergarten time and fucking send them off to public school like it's a freebie baby-sitting service.
Parenting a child is WORK. As a parent, YOU are the TEACHER regardless of where your child is schooled, YOU are going to make the biggest IMPACT.
J-LO looks really Cho-LO without her makeup in the thumbnails.
Don't know about this baby, but I heard somewhere that some parents shave baby girls heads so that they will grow longer, thicker hair.
*PLEASE NOTE* I only am saying what I have heard, I would never do this to my kid and I am not trying to get schooled on how dumb this sounds. Thanks.
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They are cute and JLo and hubby look pretty hot too!Thats one of the better photos I have seen of him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Two FUGLY children!! The boy looks like a little beast and the girl looks like a hard face boy.
Absolutely Fug!!
She's got a typical lipo dimples (bad surgeon) on her thighs. No wonder there's no stretch marks, ect. The tummy tuck was done at the same day of C-section.
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I don't know why people get their panties in a wad over pointing out some kids are not as cute as others. Kids are total assholes to each other. My daughter gets teased for havinga weird name, eating weird food, and because her mother speaks funny. She's a tough kid and takes it all in stride of course, but it doesn't change the fact kids call each other stupid, dumb, fat, ugly, etc. Why are kids so fuckng sacred. Innocent my ass. Kids, as a general rule, are total jerks.
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Why doesn't that baby have hair? It looks bald.
ahahaha thanks for the tip stockbroker about the "bundle" i'll have to remember that,lol, im going to some baby shower, and there's gonna be mothers there with pics of their "bundles of fug", i just know it!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 7, 2008 - 3:51pm.
When I see an ugly baby, my standard line is, "what a little bundle!"
of course, in my mind I'm thinking "What a little bundle of fug"
LMAO! Stock Broker, you are officially UN-invited to the "Fetus Parade" from this day on. You have been stripped of your placenta pledge pin and umbilical cord credits. No breast milk for you! Hmph!
oh yeah, at least she didn't get stretch marks. I was hoping she had them up to her boobs. Oh well.
When I see an ugly baby, my standard line is, "what a little bundle!"
of course, in my mind I'm thinking "What a little bundle of fug"
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Umm I don't like to say anything bad about innocent babies but that little girl looks just like marc. I wonder if she also got his flat butt.
eh, theyre cute- you can see their parents in them, hopefully that's ALL that they will inherit.
It'll be interesting to see how these two turn out with two self indulging turds as parents.
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I'm sorry!
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 7, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I love the "you got to see the baby" episode on Seinfeld. It totally shows how JLo's and Skeletor's friends react when they see the homely twins.
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They're breathtaking!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Stoney on July 7, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I usually just smile and say, "well I guess every child is beautiful in their own way!" and quietly giggle inside at the mother's inner rage.
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Inner rage?? What Stepford country do you live in? If ever you say anything but peaches and jellybeans to a mom about her kid here it's severe OUTER rage.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:25pm
Yea, exactly in that way....cha cha cha
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
skeletor's little alien-looking offspring for sure. not kids i'd call cute.
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Max & Emme look soo sad :0( JLo is only been seen out with them because she wants people to think she actually spends time with the poor little things.
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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Must just be my neck of the woods, kdracofan. No hoops, but the chola eyebrows are everywhere.
I love the "you got to see the baby" episode on Seinfeld. It totally shows how JLo's and Skeletor's friends react when they see the homely twins.
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Stoney on July 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Those are, like, the ugliest babies I've ever seen.
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Oh Yeah?!? Go look up Harlequin baby....you wont sleep right days after seeing one of those!
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No shit on that one. **shivers**
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 7, 2008 - 3:22pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:19pm
That's his tally, in an on the record, officially kinda way.
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In the 'I'm not counting the times I went to El Caliente bar, drank a whole shitload of tequila, ate some worms and fucked some ho's' on the record kind of way?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I usually just smile and say, "well I guess every child is beautiful in their own way!" and quietly giggle inside at the mother's inner rage.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
J.Lo? More like Cho.Lo!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Those are some homely looking creatures. Hopefully, mommy and daddy will invest in some intensive reconstructive surgery. Well, I guess it doesn't really matter because when you're ugly and rich the rich part cancels out the ugly.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 7, 2008 - 3:06pm.
On T: He has 5 kids now, Skeletina and Skeletor should hook up next....
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Is that in total or just from his first marriage?
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That's total. The first one was a girl with a cop out in NYC. The second and third were two boys with his first wife, and the fourth and fifth were the DTT. And I usually don't go knocking kids, but they're not cute. I'm guessing that it's JLo's bad genes that are responsible, because Mark Anthony's daughter is absolutely gorgeous.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
I love hoops!
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:19pm
That's his tally, in an on the record, officially kinda way.
And when encountering an unfortunate looking baby, the word "unique" is my first go-to choice.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
@PSL - LOL, I'm not saying she doesn't have a fat arse or cellulite, but I've seen a lot of post baby bellies and J-lo is truly blessed, the bitch.
Ah, J-Lo, I think everyone's over the hoop earrings thing. Get back to the real reason for whatever fame you may have - the peeps that love your butt. But Kacky's right - if you don't get with the program of baby love that the parents are pushing on everyone who wanders into their blast zone, they get pissed off. I don't like being around children anyway (except if me & M.K. had kittens), so when they stop calling me that's fine. Whatevs.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 7, 2008 - 3:06pm.
On T: He has 5 kids now, Skeletina and Skeletor should hook up next....
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Is that in total or just from his first marriage?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Bradi, hiya back. Thanks to you too, YesIownpanties. 267? meh... It took me too long to register, then.
I can't find pictures of his other kids. I want to know how ugly they are. Dayanara is not so ugly.
Jello doesn't look THAT good. I can see why she was wearing a girdle underneath that fugly yellow dress a few days ago. Some of the pictures show a flabby tummy, some celullite and bumps on her thighs. Oh! and flabby thick arms.
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Submitted by kacky on July 7, 2008 - 3:16pm.
OMG, you didn't actually make that mistake, did you
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Well, I didn't say their baby was ugly. All I said was, 'He's cute' with mild enthusiasm and as a result I've seen the kids maybe 5 times, and he's three. And my nephew.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Violet may be cute, but she's no looker!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:12pm.
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OMG, that's one mistake you wouldn't make twice! Grit your teeth and LIE!
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A video movie could improve your life.
I'm like #240 or some stalker shit. I caint remember.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by GazingBeauty on July 7, 2008 - 3:13pm.
LMAO@Purple drank recipe.
Notice how JLO's children are ugly? And Ben's child is ugly?
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Hey now. Violet has the cutest dimples there ever were. Sure, her gap is wider than Madonna's vadge hole, but still... she'll grow into it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 3:12pm.
LCT,
Technically you are 19,861, but, You are NUMBER UNO to me baby!
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Raaawwwwrrrrrr *lick*
What the hell kind of number is 19,861? I'll never remember that. Not like I have to. Or MAYBE I'll base my life around it.
How are you today anyway??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
A fat little barrel baby that looks like JLo and a scrawny, bug-eyed baby that resembles Skeltor.
These kids are not cute.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Seriously, there's no reason I needed to look at Nicole Richie's baby pictures.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
LMAO@Purple drank recipe.
Notice how JLO's children are ugly? And Ben's child is ugly?
Anyone have an explanation?
Submitted by kacky on July 7, 2008 - 3:09pm.
No, they're not pretty. I don't understand people who get all mad when you say that. Some babies are just not cute. I'm sure their parents think they are darling, and that's all that matters.
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Don't you just LOVE it when someone you know has a baby, and it happens to be the ugliest thing you've ever seen, and unless you tell the parents it's the most adorable child you've ever seen, they get all offended and stop inviting you over as much??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
Technically you are 19,861, but, You are NUMBER UNO to me baby!
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Um...Gross
Can someone tell me what I am? I get the 'view profile' BS too.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
what does it bother babies if we type comments calling them ugly? it's not like they'll be reading this thread later today. if jlo reads it (ha!) she'll just assume "ugly" is the new slang word for gorgeous.
where is britney with that purple drank?