Monday, July 7th 2008
JLo's Twinsies Come Out To Play
JLo and Skeletor's Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, came out to play in Italy on Saturday. They certainly look like their daddy. They also look like they've been hitting the bad stuff. You can't blame them either. You also know JLo called up Brit Brit for her world famous Purple DRANK recipe. She makes the staff give it to her twins to keep them quiet while she gets her hourly massage.
This is totally like the third time the DT twinsies have seen their mommy! They are like, "Who's this bitch?"
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HA HA the little boy TOTALLY looks like Bat Boy from the Weekly World News!
http://www.collintheatrecenter.com/PastShows/2005/BatBoy/Photos/BatBoy-s...
There's hope for the little girl, though.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
No, they're not pretty. I don't understand people who get all mad when you say that. Some babies are just not cute. I'm sure their parents think they are darling, and that's all that matters.
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AH!!! NOw i want to go home and watch Our Gang!!!!!!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Talk about a money shot, Mr. 'I need to know' just hit a financial payday twice....lol
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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Mr. Fields it is!
He also said "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
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"I'm very fond of children - girl children, around 18 or 20."
Pure drunken genius!
The sad thing is, all of the people who will suck up to these two telling them how breathtakingly gorgeous their babies are *gag*, and while it's one thing to be a parent and love your child no matter what, it's wholly another thing to have a bunch of strangers blowing smoke up your baby bonnet. You really can't judge a a person by their baby pictures though. I was one fugly assed baby so I can't talk much. Meh!
Submitted by Stoney on July 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Those are, like, the ugliest babies I've ever seen.
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Oh Yeah?!? Go look up Harlequin baby....you wont sleep right days after seeing one of those!
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eww the pic with skeletor looks like he is sucking out the kid's brains for a snack
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rotten_egg on July 7, 2008 - 3:04pm
Hi hwore!
You are #267.
On T: He has 5 kids now, Skeletina and Skeletor should hook up next....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Aw, I want to rub their heads and make a wish!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
rotten egg you are 267
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Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 3:00pm.
How many kids does Skelator have with his ex? Any others out there?
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47?
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aw man....what happened? those babies are not too cute
Hey, MK. That's why I enjoy your site. You say things as they are. Those babies ARE ugly.
So where do I check wich number am I?. I only see the "view user profile" leyend.
Anybody know if his kids with Dayanara Torres are as ugly or his gene pool went on strike after bumping uglies with Jello?
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Those are, like, the ugliest babies I've ever seen.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Sandbitch, you need to look closer. She has plenty of stretch marks and cellulite.
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Mr. Fields it is!
He also said "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
and
"I'm very fond of children - girl children, around 18 or 20."
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
LOL, God forgive me, but those babies look like that Bat Boy that's always on the front of the really cheap magazines in the grocery store: Click here if you dare, lmao
http://www.collintheatrecenter.com/PastShows/2005/BatBoy/Photos/BatBoy-s...
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Man he has like 5 kids now or something like that.
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psl...if you hit the minimize button your screen should shrink a tad to leave a little line at the bottom of your computer screen. you'll see the url for that particular d-lister.
(hope this makes sense)
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
M.E., I know Marc has at least 3 kids..there is a daughter who is about 11, and the boys he had with Dayonara.....don;t know about any more...
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
He's got a daughter and two boys with the ex Miss whatever she was.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 2:59pm.
J.Lo will be so bummed when she reads that most people think her babies are ugly.
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Im sure JLo isnt trolling this site just to see what peeps think of her....
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
How many kids does Skelator have with his ex? Any others out there?
J. Lo is looking like a total chola here.
How old are they? They're holding their heads up w/o any support.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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How did this bitch manage to have twins and still wear a bikini?? It's just not right. Did someone invent a magic cure for flabby baby belly and stretchmarks?
Not that I have any of course...
cursor thing doesn't work for me...it just says "view user profile"
J.Lo will be so bummed when she reads that most people think her babies are ugly.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Those kids are mini skeletors.
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These kids struck out at the gene pool lottery! They could have looked like Jlo but instead they look like Skeletor!!!
Oh wait...Jlo doesn't look like JLo anymore either.. that's what happens when heavily plastic surgery-ed people give birth. As soon as the kids are old enough, Jlo will have them in for "my very first plastic surgery".
Karma came back and bit them both in the ass for what they did to Dayanara Torres. Only a mother (and a skeleten) could love those two babies.
they look sad because they think jlo is taking them away from their mother (the nanny).
so many babies look sort of the same. then there are a few who are really odd looking as well as a few who are really cute.
my grandmother used to say if someone was cute as a baby they would be an ugly adult and if they were an ugly baby they would be a good looking adult. that is totally wrong, but you can't really tell old peeps to stfu. she passed away when I was in college.
when my little boy was a baby he was sooooooo cute with his long black ears and little wiggling nose. he is grown up now and still very cute. of course, he's a bunny. :)
mudpacker you are 22630
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Does Skeletor have enough kids already? Get a frikkin' vasectomy.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 2:54pm.
ESE,
A great man once said "I like kids, if they're properly cooked.
W.C. Fields. ;)
But these babies need to be fattened up first. :P
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 2:54pm.
ESE,
A great man once said "I like kids, if they're properly cooked.
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Funny and disturbing at the same time.
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
@YesloanPanties....it didnt work for me. my user # didnt come up. What number am I?
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
thanks YesIOwn.....850- eh? 8+5+= 13 1+3=4
another 4 in my life....lol
Obviously I am a into Numerology a bit...hehe
how am I so hight, when I've been here just as long as M.E.?
hmmmmmmmmm
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 2:54pm.
it's all about marinating
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"My flag boy and your flag boy
were sittin' by the fire.
My flag boy said to your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire."
Why aren't those little elfs covered in the sun?
Babies can't be lubed with sunscreen till 6+months (if memory serves). Their skin is gonna burn!
if the one kid looks like a bald bat, then when did xtina's husband sneak away from his tranny clown to do sexy times with J-Ho and her ass?
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
I'm user 34.
*shocked*
Damn, my ass didn't waste anytime registering!!!!
parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 2:53pm
I just wave the cursor over the user name here.
On T: ummm, ummmmmmmm, nothin'.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Why are they hauling those poor kids through the bramble bushes? They look skeered.
JLo's looking more chola/Fly Girlish than normal here isn't she?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Bald bat - LMAO MK!
ESE,
A great man once said "I like kids, if they're properly cooked.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
OMG@!@ you are right!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Do you guys know that Latino actor, always plays a bad ass, tatted up and down, was the drug lord in Nip/Tuck?
That is what the bald headed baby looks like. Minus the goatee.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
PSL you are user 850. you just put your cursor over the person's name and it shows what user number they are.
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It is high summer in italy and the stupid ho doesn't have hats on her ugly as sin karma is a bitch babies heads.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Are you saying the genetic spawn of J-Lo and Skeletor turned out not to be adorable? You can't create a gourmet meal by mixing Alphaghetti and Kraft Dinner. Trust me, I've tried.
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Oh, crap! I know I should not expect much from these two ugly hos, but their kiddies are quite ugly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.