Monday, July 7th 2008
JLo's Twinsies Come Out To Play
JLo and Skeletor's Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, came out to play in Italy on Saturday. They certainly look like their daddy. They also look like they've been hitting the bad stuff. You can't blame them either. You also know JLo called up Brit Brit for her world famous Purple DRANK recipe. She makes the staff give it to her twins to keep them quiet while she gets her hourly massage.
This is totally like the third time the DT twinsies have seen their mommy! They are like, "Who's this bitch?"
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Submitted by Michael K on July 7, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on July 7, 2008 - 1:49pm.
User #1 is the programmer who built the site and I think #2 is the designer.
Being number two sucks poo. Aww. The site designer deserves better than that. ;p
haha--bradiful!
and thank you to MK. I've been wondering that recently.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Do you guys know that Latino actor, always plays a bad ass, tatted up and down, was the drug lord in Nip/Tuck?
That is what the bald headed baby looks like. Minus the goatee.
baby uggs
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
M.E.: I totally remember what she looked like...
where do any of you people see "User #?"....I'm curious what number I am....lol
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 2:47pm.
LCT - your description of the babies is spot on!
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Doesn't the elf one make you either want to watch Lord of the Rings or do a little Riverdancing? I can't help it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Michael K on July 7, 2008 - 2:50pm
Thank you, back to the Mystery Van.
Scooby snack?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I think Emme is the one that looks like a bald bat and the other one is Max.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 2:46pm.
LCT,
Yeah, they should check our dosage or something. We should be ooohing and aaaahing right now!
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Or at least going out and having condomless sex.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
YesIownPanties on July 7, 2008 - 2:49pm
I do that too.
And I wanna know....
On T: Now I want Italian food.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I wonder why they shaved the head of the other twin? Lice, perhaps?
Why is one of them bald? Is that the girl or the boy?
I think they are really cute and I dont even like kids.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I sure as hell hope that Emme is the bald headed one.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on July 7, 2008 - 1:49pm.
User #1 is the programmer who built the site and I think #2 is the designer.
Submitted by M.E. on July 7, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Why is one bald while the other looks like it's falling out?
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They dont look the same. The one Jlos holding looks like her...he got lucky, and the other one looks like its dad, I feel for him.
@Vivee..if thats your dog..its too cute!
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
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Tell me that isn't a body double for Quato from Total Recall.
"Quaaaiiiiidddd start the reactor"
edit - HI MK!!!
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
ok completely off topic...but if MK is user #3 who are the #1 and #2.
I'm a tard who always looks at people's user numbers
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 10:46am.
Hi Michael K! No "Perezzy" comments on how ugly those babies are from you! Leave that shit to us!
I don't know why anyone would be surprised- Marc is fug, and J.Lo has had a ton of work done to her face.....
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Uhm, hello!! Anyone remember JLo when she was a Fly-Girl?
NOT hot.
I've gotta go find me a piccy of it.....
Submitted by Michael K on July 7, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Hi hos,
I couldn't say it, but glad you guys did.
LMAO!
Innocence is sweet but ugly is ugly. If we can call someone pretty or cute I guess we can call 'em ugly if they really are. Ugly doesn't make you who you are either just like pretty doesn't.
But got damn!
*holding tongue for dear life*
Hey MK!
Yes we are ruthless bitches.
LCT - your description of the babies is spot on!
PSL, given the fact that JLo and Skeletor are probably going to raise these twins to grow up to be gargantuan assholes, I'll join you in being mean. I'm such an asshole when I'm sick. In fact, I'm an asshole when I'm not sick but now I have an excuse.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I leave you whores to do my dirty work. If I said it, that Angel children's network or whatever will come after my ass again!
Zzzzzzz.....
Big woo.
I wonder if the first class flight crew had an extra special room for JLo to look extra special coming out of....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
LMAO@ seinfeld!! hahaha
i think the girl looks like a furby. is that bad?
Is it wrong that I don't like kids at all? Give me a goldfish over a kid any day.
LCT,
Yeah, they should check our dosage or something. We should be ooohing and aaaahing right now!
MK,
These kids had ugly genes squared. No chance there.
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
Hi Michael K! No "Perezzy" comments on how ugly those babies are from you! Leave that shit to us!
I don't know why anyone would be surprised- Marc is fug, and J.Lo has had a ton of work done to her face.....
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
:S reminds me of that seinfeld episode
oh and i see Jlo is rocking her fly girl chola look
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Submitted by Mish on July 7, 2008 - 2:41pm.
try 'em with a little garlic and parm... much better that way
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"My flag boy and your flag boy
were sittin' by the fire.
My flag boy said to your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire."
Poor sad little babies...they don't look happy at all!!!
"I don't get mad I just get even"
Oh, they're so.....cute. Who am I kidding? Fugly, fugly, FUGLY! Ok, that feels better.
Clarisse-
HAHA yeah, I'm waiting along with parissucksliterally for the 'how can you hate babies' comments...
I don't HATE babies, I just really don't care for them. I'd rather have a puppy too. Fuck, give me a pet tarantula. I'd take that over a baby.
Those kids look exactly like skeletor. tragic
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Mish,
!Oh god! I'm glad someone else said it first!! Give me a puppy anyday!
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Dido. Oh wait, no, there must be something horribly wrong with us because we don't cream our panties at the sight of a baby. I think we need to go join a certain troll in the loony bin.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Why is one bald while the other looks like it's falling out?
Hi hos,
I couldn't say it, but glad you guys did.
Before I looked at the enlarged picture I was mad because it looked cute. Then I opened them up and realized the bald one looks like a friggin' forest elf and the hairy one looks like Skeletor. Although at this point, Skeletor's better looking than JLo so it's not the WORST thing.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Mish,
!Oh god! I'm glad someone else said it first!! Give me a puppy anyday!
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both … different. In spelling.
They aren't cute in the least.
It is NOT a compliment that they look like thier daddy.
they are not pretty babies.
Here come the "How can you be so mean about a baby?" comments.....
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
I don't like babies.