Monday, July 7th 2008
A-Rod Is In "Elegant" Hands
Yes, this is ANOTHER A-Rod post, but I just had to. As you know, A-Hole's she-hulk wifey filed for divorce in Miami today. Well, A-Hole has hired Miami lawyer Ira Elegant to represent him. ELEGANT! Dimitri the Lover would approve and is probably jealous as fuck that he can't afford a lawyer as elegant as Ira Elegant. ELEGANT!
I've met the man of my dreams and his name is Ira ELEGANT. Imagine if we married? Michael K. Elegant. And no, I'm not sniffing the freon from the A/C again.
And just for shits, here's Dimitri's elegant voicemail again:
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
those ears could fly fly away to canada to sit at the feet of the father dimitri & learn how to keep the bitches in line. we are a troublesome gender. we demand too much, like caring for mothers with cancer and such.
A-Rod looks like his father spent too much time in the hot tub before he was conceived.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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With those tools together you cover sports, music and of course the hollywood movie scene. Britney really deserves the oscar for crossroad(or whatever the name of her movie was)
submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 2:46pm.
paquita - Brit and Arod? hmmmm...I'm sensing hollywood's next power couple.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by GazingBeauty on July 7, 2008 - 3:30pm
A few years ago he did a Interview where they ask him a question and he said "I dont wake in the morning and say How good looking I am" I was screaming like a crazy person at my TV "Liar"
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
i dont find him attractive at all.. he's not FUGLY but he is not fine
Those messaged creeped me the fuck out. What person on their right mind would ever call him back? Even if he did call them elegant several times? lol
I live in Toronto and he is NOT one of the normal ones
This whole A-Rod thing is a bit ridiculous. If your going to ruin your marriage and some one else's, the other person should GORGEOUS. Madonna should know this!
This whole deal makes me naseous!! I mean...come on A-Rod...Madonna?!?!?! Manly man arms???
Sickie poo!
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That tool looks like a freaking Cinnabon.
I could not help myself. I am embroiled in an email flame war with Dmitri. I have never seen a bigger loser than this one.
http://groups.google.com/group/tor.pagan/browse_thread/thread/7eee1121c2...
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A video movie could improve your life.
Those are some dumbo ears.
you know, that was the first time i listened to that message...i hope Olga didn't call him...can you say sociopath?!? wowsa!
paquita - Brit and Arod? hmmmm...I'm sensing hollywood's next power couple.
Mrs K, Ive had the oompa-loompa song stuck in my head for about 10 minutes now.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Why is ARod so fucking ORANGE. He didn't used to be. Now he looks like a giant cheeto.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Now we know how the next power couple is going to be :
Brit Frappilet and A-Rod
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Why is ARod so fucking ORANGE. He didn't used to be. Now he looks like a giant cheeto.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Why is ARod so fucking ORANGE. He didn't used to be. Now he looks like a giant cheeto.
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I am half awake... I just went to get a "liter of cola". Actually its red bull
And yes I did get the sarcasm now let me be!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Paquita, come on...I KNOW you get sarcasm! lol ..It's one of the reasons I love your posts!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by yiooooooo on July 7, 2008 - 3:23pm
No amount of money or those "nice" eyes would make me want A-Rodent. He is probably dumb as hell just picture having a convo with that man
"Hi, How are you? I am a big fan"
"Well, I am just looking sexy, with my sexy self..spending dinero on my hos...living large"
"Maybe you were abused as a child...."
This guy really knows how to get a women in bed.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on July 7, 2008 - 3:21pm
I think is the eyes and the millions and he is a douche and some woman are attracted to that plus he is a athlete
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
I want to change my name to I are a Elegant.
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I can't stand A Rod. Hope the wife gets some of his undeserved millions.
Mud Packer- your avie is intriguing, to say the least. Your siggie is fucked.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
What do people see in this A-Rodent anyway? He is not attractive.
Poor Cynthia "I know my vajayjay is made of steroids, but I just couldn't compete"
Damn you Madonna! Damn you!
I hope she-Hulk take half of everithing he owns and then receives spousal support and child support
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
I posted this dimitri video in my bulletin on myspace and everyone had a good laugh at it. I hope i never become THAT psycho!
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
Paquita, come on...I KNOW you get sarcasm! lol ..It's one of the reasons I love your posts!
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
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Yea you could say "So I've had Elegant cum in my ass, you?", It could be a great conversation starter Robertoooo
A rod if one hell of a stud :S No wonder Madonna couldnt resist
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I thought he already was in elegant hands....Madonna's.
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Those are the claws of death.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Since I am Paquita D I would be Paquita D Elegant....sounds much better.
I have to take cover before Dimitri the Lover finds me.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I thought he already was in elegant hands....Madonna's.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"