Foofy Foofy Started Early
In an interview with Complex.com, 49-year-old Foofy Foofy claims he lost his virginity when he was just 6-years-old. Baby jizz! He sort of explains how it went down, but I do not want to know the nasty details! I don't need the child touching police knocking on my door, so I'm just going to leave it at that! Here's what he had to say about this bullshit:
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!
Now, I don't know if that really counts as "losing his virginity," but it's still some fucked up shit. When I was six, I was playing with my Barbies in the bushes, not doing sexy sexy times!
Some things should be kept to yourself. Foofy Foofy doing sex at six is one of them, and me playing with Barbies in the bushes is the other.
When I was six, I was making Barbie have sex.
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
Too much information indeed. Knowing he has sex NOW is too much. However I don't believe this 6 year old shit.
At 6, I still had trouble not falling over. I couldn't tie my shoes until 7. I lost my virginity at 28, to a Russian tour guide who was trying to supplement her income.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
ew, 6 year old burnt dick.
i didn't even know 6 year olds could get boners.
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l.danielle
Alright-
overshare mode. Yes, little boys can ejaculate. They just don't have any sperm. Just clear fluid. (i think. Maybe I'm wrong- I thought I read that somewhere, but.... I can't remember.)
And children get curious and rub themselves with out knowing what they're doing. I know, because when I was 6, I started riding and pillow. I kept on ding it until my sister caught me and told me what I was doing. I was 10 when that happened...
I went through periods of extreme shame because I masturbated. I thought it was evil, only grody girls do that, etc. Then I turned 16, told a cute guy about it, turned him on, and I realized that playing with yourself is a great way to get to know your body, likes and dislikes, and feel more comfortable when you have sex. Plus, I knew what an orgasm was, and I knew how to go about getting one.
But knowing enough to have sex at 6? Seeing as I had no f-ing clue what it was I was doing, I think this was more of an accident and they were playing doctor and stumbled into doing this rather than planning on it.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
um...gross...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I'm guessing the girl with whom he experimented is now a lesbian.
All types of wrong
go back to the ghetto where you came from and stop making AA's look bad.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
he gives african-american people a bad name,
seriously!
and im asian
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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I wouldn't call that loosing your virginity, that's just experimenting. To me anyways. I guess gangster this day is being a man-whore at 6.
LCT,
Re: tubs...Well, you are suppose to be in a tub on the ground floor covered by a mattress.
How fast could i get a queen mattress downstairs by myself, through 4 door-ways and into the basement? By the time i got that done, Almira Gulch would already riding by on her bike!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Lct,
Well you have a point, it was kinda cool to see, but so traumatizing.
Watch I will have a nightmare now about it tonight.
Shit.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 5:58pm.
LCT,
Yeah that is exactly the colour. I was working in a restaurant on the Calgary Trail, we watched it coming up the trail straight to us.
Management had us all go to the walk in cooler. Hail bigger than baseballs.
It was truly terrifying.
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Yowzers.... as scary as that would have been it'd have been kickass to actually SEE. I just read about that one and fecking ballsuckers. That's one hell of a tornado. For some reason they only hit on the outskirts of the city here though. Never IN it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 5:53pm.
LCT,
Oh Lordy!! Okay, don't panic. Grab your grannie panties and a bottle of Jager. Now, head to the lowest level in the house. Hide in the bathtub and drink until it is over.
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Haha, phew, no tornado. Now I just have to worry about my basement flooding before I get home. Fucking RAIN GODDAMNIT ASSHOLE BALLSACK. Ok, better now.
Grannie panties are in my pocket, Jager is in my mouth, it's all good. Does hiding in the bathtub really work? Can I fill it and add bubbles and have candles and everything?
Ugh, speaking of baths, I like to read big old boring books in the bath and I was 400 pages into Gone with the Wind and sometime in the middle of the night my book fell into the sink (which was dripping) and by the morning it looked like something that'd come out of Foofy's ass.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
Yeah that is exactly the colour. I was working in a restaurant on the Calgary Trail, we watched it coming up the trail straight to us.
Management had us all go to the walk in cooler. Hail bigger than baseballs.
It was truly terrifying.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
LCT,
Oh Lordy!! Okay, don't panic. Grab your grannie panties and a bottle of Jager. Now, head to the lowest level in the house. Hide in the bathtub and drink until it is over.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 7, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Girl I was in the big one in Edmonchuck. The sky does go green.
I still have nightmares 19 years later.
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A woman I work with just told me she was in Edmonton for that one too and it was like a gross army puke green. Was it scary as shit?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Girl I was in the big one in Edmonchuck. The sky does go green.
I still have nightmares 19 years later.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I gave my first blow-job? Yeah I was in-utero. It was intense.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Six years old? Is that even physically possible?
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 5:16pm.
LCT,
Oh you dirty, dirty bird! Maybe SO should be the one worried...
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Hahaha no I'm sure he's got me covered. Feck, I think I might get sucked up by a tornado. The sky's all black and green and the clouds are swirling.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
Oh you dirty, dirty bird! Maybe SO should be the one worried...
=0)
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Finally! A post I can relate to hahaha.
That's just nasty. Nobody should EVER have sexy times with his ass.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Mrs K, so what you're saying is it's perfectly natural to be a whore and we cant help it.
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I am just presenting the facts. Interpret them in any way you wish.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:43pm.
LCT,
Take your number and triple it.
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Damn. Ew. Let's not.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I do not think Foofy should ever of had sex. Never, ever, never. ICK!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
LCT,
Take your number and triple it.
Yeh, i'm pullin this all outta my ass =)
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
This can't be true. And if it's somehow possible and true, it is just vile.
I can has need slut times, must get off the computer now...
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Eurgh, what an awful story to share with people.
Who the hell would even tell that story? Jesus Christ, couldn't he have just left it at 'very young' and spared us the creepy details?
Oh, and who is he?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
LCT,
Oh, well for men add two years to the whore-cycle and double the numbers.
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Hahaha is that actually true? I'm too scared to ask for the number BEFORE doubling.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Mrs K, so what you're saying is it's perfectly natural to be a whore and we cant help it.
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I don't know if I like the sounds of that...
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
Oh, well for men add two years to the whore-cycle and double the numbers.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Mrs K, so what you're saying is it's perfectly natural to be a whore and we cant help it.
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 4:03pm.
CARROT IN DA HOUSE WOOT WOOT!
Yall come get my ass out of the damn woods!
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I've sent in Bigfoot. He'll be there shortly. Stinky dink and all.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
CARROT IN DA HOUSE WOOT WOOT!
Yall come get my ass out of the damn woods!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
TM-fucking-I !!!
Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Am I a sickie to have checked in with you hookers on my vacay?
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Looooooolllllllllooooooooooo! I wubs yew!!!!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 7, 2008 - 3:40pm.
LCT,
Absolutely! I wasn't permitted to date until i was 18...then, LOOK OUT! I did everything to excess. Drink, drugs, dudes. Phew! That was years ago and it only lasted a couple years...I grew up.
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Hahaha same story with me only minus the drugs. I was a she-whore until I hit about 22.. I'm just a little more worried about my SO. He was an UBER whore.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Am I a sickie to have checked in with you hookers on my vacay?
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You are a dlisted junkie. There are worse habits
Like picking me butt in public? IT WAS ITCHY!
I only did it those few times. Juts a few times is not a habit per say.....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 3:57pm.
dumb ass Newburg!
BLAH!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Am I a sickie to have checked in with you hookers on my vacay?
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You are a dlisted junkie. There are worse habits.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
I hate this ugly turd faced fucktard with unabashed fury. Ugly womanizer? How in the holy fuck does that even happen? ICK.
Lolo where you on vacay at?
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Adequate hand and arm control for masturbation by rhythmic manipulation with the hand does not seem to occur before a child is about two and a half to three years old. However, it is thought that as early as six to twelve months of age babies may discover the pleasure of rhythmic genital sensation through rocking.
At about seven months of age a girl was observed to press her body against a large rag doll and make rhythmic movements. By one year of age she would from time to time throw the doll on the floor, lie down on top of it, “as in the sexual act,” according to her parents’ description. Attempts to distract her during these episodes caused screaming. She would cling to the doll until she felt satisfied. The parents thought this practice resulted in orgasm.
Kinsey et al. (1948) reported orgasm in boys of every age from five months onwards and in a baby girl of four months.
GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!
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