Foofy Foofy Started Early
In an interview with Complex.com, 49-year-old Foofy Foofy claims he lost his virginity when he was just 6-years-old. Baby jizz! He sort of explains how it went down, but I do not want to know the nasty details! I don't need the child touching police knocking on my door, so I'm just going to leave it at that! Here's what he had to say about this bullshit:
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!
Now, I don't know if that really counts as "losing his virginity," but it's still some fucked up shit. When I was six, I was playing with my Barbies in the bushes, not doing sexy sexy times!
Some things should be kept to yourself. Foofy Foofy doing sex at six is one of them, and me playing with Barbies in the bushes is the other.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Am I a sickie to have checked in with you hookers on my vacay?
If im sick then i dont want to be well my lady!
How the hell has every person been?
ONT: EWWWWW!
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Hello Lolo!!!
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Ha Clarisse...there have been many times I wished I was sluttier! lol
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@lolo, lmao! I suppose there's always sex on the wagon.
Sometimes I think I missed the boat on having some good old fashioned whorish fun. BOOOO.
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Well, what happened wuz this...he got caught pulling his winky, and his Momma threw this old rag doll at him...you know how people do with dogs...and his memory of the event got all twisted...
"I don't get mad I just get even"
This thread should be an interesting read in the morning.
Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 3:34pm.
When I learned you could have orgasms before you were old enough to actually ejaculate, I was nearly inconsolable. I'm not joking.
LMAO @ mike! Too funny!
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Being a ho is like being easy going or protective or something....its a part of your personality. To some people sex is like eating breakfast so they do it everyday with differnt types of food stuffs and they see nothing wrong with it...others, sex is a sacred magical thing only done at special times....they will never view it any differently.
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And some people (I ain't namin' names)are just lookin' for love in all the wrong places, aren't they?
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Ummm Honestly I didn't even know 6 year olds could get boners.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 7, 2008 - 12:45pm.
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A very low-rent nude beach. The really good ones have daycare for the children AND pets.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
I am a recovering whore so yes, people can get over their whorish ways.
Puleeease, what Flava Flave meant to say was that he lost his virginity to a BOX with a hole cut in it, not to a girl on a box. The drugs have effed up his memory. Geeze people!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Oh and a question for the ex-whores out there - is it easy to fall off the wagon?
- As an ex-hwore/slut myself, I have "changed" my ways but that's because I got bored with it.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
PSL,
Oh i knew "how", but what fun was that?
tonicbitch,
Not really. When i left my ex of 7 years, i thought about it, then i thought, "bah...just more head-ache. I'll just take care of this on my own."
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Here's a serious question: do you think people can grow out of being whores? Say someone starts having sex when they're 12, and continues on to be a man/she-slut until they're in their early 20s, can they fully move past being a whore?
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Being a ho is like being easy going or protective or something....its a part of your personality. To some people sex is like eating breakfast so they do it everyday with differnt types of food stuffs and they see nothing wrong with it...others, sex is a sacred magical thing only done at special times....they will never view it any differently.
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Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Seriously, you get to the point where you realize sex is one of the easiest things to find in life, and getting laid is really no big deal.
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Earth to Mike, Earth to Mike. Not every guy is as funny, handsome and charming as you. Some guys might not have such an easy time of it.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Sounds like more retconning from a moron who conned a nation of millions into thinking he had any talent. Try again next time, Flav, aka "Not Chuck D"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Oh and a question for the ex-whores out there - is it easy to fall off the wagon?
Maybe not fall OFF the wagon as much as you could slip and accidently put the tip in the wagon.
Hello Peoples!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I went to the beach recently and the kid at the next blanket came over to say Hi to Minch. This kid was inordinately interested in Minch's body parts. "How does he pee?" "How does he poop? "What's that?" pointing at Minch's manhood.
Minch was horrified.
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What kind of nude beach are you hanging out at that doesn't even have decent daycare for the children?
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Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Definitely absolutely! I'm an ex-whore. You can get tired of anything.
Seriously, you get to the point where you realize sex is one of the easiest things to find in life, and getting laid is really no big deal.
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Ahhh, thanks Mike. You made my afternoon :)
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Or into it...
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 7, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Here's a serious question: do you think people can grow out of being whores? Say someone starts having sex when they're 12, and continues on to be a man/she-slut until they're in their early 20s, can they fully move past being a whore?
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I think it depends on what kind of issues you have and how well you cope with them. I believe that a more well-adjusted person could grow out of slutdom eventually.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
islandgirl on July 7, 2008 - 3:40pm
The Surreal Life?
I don't remember that.
Maybe that's a good thing...
On T: Who cares if he's bullshitting this or not, it's not like it's any kind of surprise Foof would say shit like this.
Who is he influencing today? No.One.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I never went through a slut stage.....a drunk/druggie phase yes, but even then I knew how to keep my legs closed...lol
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
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sorry guys, no way i believe this. babies and pre-pubescent children cannot ejaculate! it doesn't make sense, you have to be sexually mature before you can physically do that.
flavor of fug is on crack ... NOT possible
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 7, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 8:34pm.
The best person to ask would be Wonky McValtrex, but I hear she's "busy" so you might have to wait...
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Nah, it's just her chach that's busy. She's still taking calls.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Oh and a question for the ex-whores out there - is it easy to fall off the wagon?
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Submitted by Mud Packer on July 7, 2008 - 12:41pm.
HA! Funny...kids are too much!
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I gave him some pretzels and he said "You're sweet. Thanks for sharing."
Four fuckin years old.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
So, he was a deadbeat dad by the age of seven?
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Submitted by mike on July 7, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Definitely absolutely! I'm an ex-whore. You can get tired of anything.
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I love it! That would make a great siggy line.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I went to the beach recently and the kid at the next blanket came over to say Hi to Minch. This kid was inordinately interested in Minch's body parts. "How does he pee?" "How does he poop? "What's that?" pointing at Minch's manhood.
Minch was horrified.
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HA! Funny...kids are too much!
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I know Viva inside and out.....and then back in again!
Bradiful, isn't Foofy Foofy what Brigitte Neilsen called him back when they had a reality show? I call him Gross.
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LCT,
Absolutely! I wasn't permitted to date until i was 18...then, LOOK OUT! I did everything to excess. Drink, drugs, dudes. Phew! That was years ago and it only lasted a couple years...I grew up.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
BULL to the SHIT on this story. First off, who the frick would let his fugly skinny assed pig pole near them? WHO?!?!?!?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Here's a serious question: do you think people can grow out of being whores? Say someone starts having sex when they're 12, and continues on to be a man/she-slut until they're in their early 20s, can they fully move past being a whore?
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I think it depends on what kind of issues you have and how well you cope with them. I believe that a more well-adjusted person could grow out of slutdom eventually.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
mike, I know there are plenty of women on this site who will be sad to know your whore days are over...and I take it you didn't masturbate as a little kid....sorry you missed out...lol
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Whenever all the other kids wanted to play run and go get it...I would just take my ass inside. Theres no way at 6 I even knew the mechanics of sex, I thought people layed side by side and rubbed for the longest, until I was like 9 or 10 when I saw a porno....then i got it. You cant have sex at 6..you havent gone through puberty to do so...I think this is bull!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 8:34pm.
The best person to ask would be Wonky McValtrex, but I hear she's "busy" so you might have to wait...
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Mike,
You hit it right on the head. Why do you think there are so many ugly people who have children? HELLO! Flav has atleast 40 children and he looks like Mr. Hankey.
I went to the beach recently and the kid at the next blanket came over to say Hi to Minch. This kid was inordinately interested in Minch's body parts. "How does he pee?" "How does he poop? "What's that?" pointing at Minch's manhood.
Minch was horrified.
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“I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I don’t want to kill ten black boys in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
Foofy Foofy?
WTF?
Do I want to know why this is his new name?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Yuck.
LCT: Yep. My son had them back when I'd change his diapers.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Definitely absolutely! I'm an ex-whore. You can get tired of anything.
Seriously, you get to the point where you realize sex is one of the easiest things to find in life, and getting laid is really no big deal.
Im already scared enough for my future children, hearing shit like this makes my vag clamp up.
LCT hmmm that depends. Some people probably mature and grow out of it, others are sluts4life.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 3:34pm.
LCT, yes they can. One child I Nannied for 3 1/2 years thought it was awesome when it would stick up in the bath (he was 3)....he'd yell, "Look! My penis! It FLOATS!"
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He stuck his boner out of the water? I'm not going to lie, I'll never EVER get bored of watching penises bob in water like they're got floaties on.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Here's a serious question: do you think people can grow out of being whores? Say someone starts having sex when they're 12, and continues on to be a man/she-slut until they're in their early 20s, can they fully move past being a whore?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
When I learned you could have orgasms before you were old enough to actually ejaculate, I was nearly inconsolable. I'm not joking.
That girl turned out to be Britney Spears.
LCT, yes they can. One child I Nannied for 3 1/2 years thought it was awesome when it would stick up in the bath (he was 3)....he'd yell, "Look! My penis! It FLOATS!"
hehe.....damn, he was such a cute kid....he's 14 now...sheehs.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
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I was 11 years old when I consented to sex, but I started masturbating at age 6, so that's not crazy shocking really.
I'm calling bullshit on this one...
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