Foofy Foofy Started Early
In an interview with Complex.com, 49-year-old Foofy Foofy claims he lost his virginity when he was just 6-years-old. Baby jizz! He sort of explains how it went down, but I do not want to know the nasty details! I don't need the child touching police knocking on my door, so I'm just going to leave it at that! Here's what he had to say about this bullshit:
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!
Now, I don't know if that really counts as "losing his virginity," but it's still some fucked up shit. When I was six, I was playing with my Barbies in the bushes, not doing sexy sexy times!
Some things should be kept to yourself. Foofy Foofy doing sex at six is one of them, and me playing with Barbies in the bushes is the other.
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I'm not going to lie I vaguely remember "experimenting" as a child as well with other kids...but thankfully my brain has shut out that horrible memory.
michael k, i would play barbies in the bushes with you anytime
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
I babysat a kid who tugged on his pickle all gd night long. He was probably 2 at the time. When I would change his diaper there'd be white goop. I don't know anything about kids and splooging but I'm willing to guess they can to it EARLY.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Now...losing your virginity to your Barbie in the bushes...that's some crazy shit.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
people are really pathetic
6 year olds can get boners??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Who would fuck that?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
oh, BULLSHIT.
what an asshole...why the hell is this douche still famous? Reality TV sucks ass.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
This totally reminds me of a family I used to babysit who lived in a bad neighborhood. I was always so upset when the kids would play with their neighbors who were like, 9, and talking about fucking their boyfriends. I'm so glad they moved.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA