Monday, July 7th 2008
That's It?
This is the cover for Christopher Ciccone's "explosive" tell-all "Life With My Sister Vadge." The book comes out next week and is supposed to reveal Vadge's marriages, her gayelle ways and her drug-taking. A better title would have been "Shit You Already Know About Vadge, But Will Pay $29.95 To Read Again."
Christopher seriously failed with this cover. A picture of Vadge looking like a sneaky alien? And what's up with the noodle art? Sorry Chrissy, but this does not get a Photoshop Award.
Also, who thinks Vadge is behind this book too? Vadgemania! And I'm totally falling for it.
Source: The London Blog
I said the same thing! I think Madonna is in on this book. It's a freakin' conspiracy to suck more money out of the public. If her brother loved her as much as he claimed to have,then why put the final nail in the relationship by writing a book about her? I think she teamed up with him and thought it was a great way for him to earn his own money without asking her for any! Of course she wants a cut from the profit-afterall she does appear to be a stingy, greedy, selfish twat!! Madonna has never given a shit about what people thought of her. Why would today be any different? She probably hand picked the stories for the book. That woman will stop at nothing to get attention and who better to do it for her... her puppet brother. She's been the puppet master of him throughout his entire life!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..
That woman is looking more like a witch every time I see her.
I think her brother Christopher is also the twat that "decorated" her mansion in LA that time it was painted like Beetlejuice's striped pants and made everybody puke.
He also "developed" his British accent well before she did; (saw him on some television show).
To call them flakes is an understatement. I love the comment I read Mick Jagger made about Madonna when he first met her. He said, that there's a "central dumbness" about her. That too is an understatement.
She's so full of herself she skipped Scientology and went right to Kaballah Kaballah Kaballah. What a dried up dork.
I'll be interested to read about her drug use. She's always claimed to be anti-drug, and I remember she said she tried X once. Drugs weren't her "thing" as she likes to be "in control". No shit.
I'd love to find out she's a coke head and prescription drug addict.
shit could be have chosen a worse photo? it needed to be a still of her from Truth or Dare when she's fellating the Pellegrino bottle. that would have been hot as hell
Everyone's licked snatch.
This is news how?!
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Unless they reveal she inserted midgets in her vag, this book will be a dud. So he may reveal she's a bitch and licked some snatch. What a wowzer.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
The book cover picture was obviously taken before her face lift! She has obviously had some work done. Will never read this book, I can't stand phoney baloney Madonna.
I think Madonna is the most boring, self important, no talent mega bitch ever put on the planet. I remember her half junkie ass back in the day at the Ritz. SHe paraded around the dancefloor in those tacky gladrags and spent most of her time down below with whatever band giving head to get ahead and get high. Retire allready whatever you had to say has been said.
Love the photo on the bookcover. She looks like a beatdown with a forever overbite, way older sister of Pony parker.
Thanksgiving dinner promises to be more chilly than usual.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Good lord! Look at that face!
....her gayelle ways and drug taking? Shocked and appalled. Hey, maybe the book will have pictures.
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this brother of hers should have saved his typing wrists. he's not telling us anything we don't already know. that's like Angie's brother writing a tell all entitled "My Baby Loving, Pussy Licking, Dick Riding, & Druggie Sis... with a bit of incest on the side"
people like madge and angie have already done everything under the sun. like seriously nothing in that book would surprise me. If he said Madonna ran the Colombian cocaine cartels my only reaction would be "oh, she doesn't manage the coffee bean exports too?"
with that said i love madonna anyhow
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
He obviously wasn't trying for the Photo Shop Awards. That picture shows Madonna in all her 50 year old glory.
Crepe skin and bow around the neck = Old.
Submitted by gucci on July 7, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Sock-money:
love madonna's music always have but i never liked her. don't know why!
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To me...Eventually age catches up - no matter how much plastic covers the original.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Sock-money:
love madonna's music always have but i never liked her. don't know why!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She's totally behind this too. That old whore will do anything to get back in the headlines, luckily she's no longer relevant and no one cares.
she is gorgeous,
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls. ...
Submitted by gucci on July 7, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Sock-monkey!
i know what is with madonna and wanting to be mae west? mae was the best and the baddest of them all madonna doesn't hold a candle to her!
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I loved West's raunchy humor. Her old movies I adore! Madonna's face is beginning to resemble Mae West as she started to age and couldn't keep up with whatever surgical miracles were available. Madonna is dead to me!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Sock-monkey!
i know what is with madonna and wanting to be mae west? mae was the best and the baddest of them all madonna doesn't hold a candle to her!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Sock-monkey!
i know what is with madonna and wanting to be mae west? mae was the best and the baddest of them all madonna doesn't hold a candle to her!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Uh...bitch looks like Mae West. A very old, beaten down, surgically enhanced, trying to hang on to her youth by any means necessary, buyer of top shelf boy toys, ugly ass Mae West. Yeah, that one.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
That picture of Madge is just awful looking.
I am going to use my 25% coupon and buy the book next week.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 7, 2008 - 4:24pm.
CTH: it may be on the 90's and humid, but no one ran you down with their car...so it's a good day!
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You're in Cali, right? It's so bizarre how we're always having the same weather and I'm clear across the country.
I'm not sure, tho, if it's more bizarre that you report the weather often enough for me to know this. Either way, that's what I noticed:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Sticky and oppressive.
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Madame S., that should have been the title of Chris's book. He has to be kicking himself now... :-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
chapter one
my name is chris and my sister is madonna. she sang "like a virgin" at the vma's and writhed on the stage. she is a whore. she also really likes money.
she is not just a regular whore, she's also an attention whore. that's why if people aren't talking about her she does something shocking. usually that will have something to do with being a whore.
I have tried this as well, but my sister madonna has made way more money off of it. that's not fair! i'm the one who told her about voguing!
madonna is a bitch, too. but mostly she is a whore.
the end
Always judge a book by its cover.
Always.
http://danceontheroof.com
hmmmm i did not think that she might be behind this book, until you said it.. would that be the reason why she has not tried to stop the release of the book a la jlo when her ex tried to release a book?... hmmmmmmm makes me wonder
Fprgive me, Vermicelli
MK, that isn't noodle - it's spaghetti.
Bro Ciccone had to release this book now coz he's sick and tired of waiting for Vadge's plane to go down over the Atlantic. He's realised that he might go first or she might die of old age, so he better cash in.
CTH: it may be on the 90's and humid, but no one ran you down with their car...so it's a good day!
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
Yeah, Vadge is totally behind this. Makes sense.
Shit, I was looking forward to some juicy gossip about her. Can't wait for Lola to pen her "Mommy Dearest" memoir. That one is going to be good.
Hugs and kisses byotches, I'm outta here.
I bet Madonna will buy one million copies just to make it a "Best Seller".
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Oh, woman, it's in the nineties and rising here, and humid? Good luck with hair and makeup.
and I worked today, good times.
on topic
who gives a shit?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Will this woman ever go away? I hope this book hits the bargain bin after not one of them selling and then goes back into storage in Chris Ciccone's garage.
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Your wish - is our command!
If she was Britney, maybe...but without them hormone flushed tweens and teens, it's a lot harder to sell such uselessness.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
The fake break-up, leaked stories of her kissing fishsticks, I totally believe she's behind all of this media attention. Cunt will do anything for publicity she and Angie are definitely sisters in famewhordom.
BTW, Larry Rudolph confirmed...Brit IS doing a video for the tour.
Yay.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
Just happens to coincide with a new tour. Hmmmmmm. If she isn't behind it, I have no problem with her brother writing the book. Everyone already knows that she fucked her way to where she is so big fucking deal. This hag needs to "reinvent" herself off the planet.
Yawwwwwwwn.
She is so uninteresting. I seriously doubt that her brother has any good dirt on her.
If James Haven wrote a book about his secret life with Santa Angelina then I might be interested.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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madam s. on July 7, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Will this woman ever go away? I hope this book hits the bargain bin after not one of them selling and then goes back into storage in Chris Ciccone's garage.
Off topic... it is so muggy and humid where I am, I don't know if I'm going to make it. It's SO awful. Sticky and oppressive.
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Completely agree about wanting Madonna to go away. And I would of never said that 20 years ago.
Madam S. you can visit my house anytime you need to get away. It is warm here too. But not humid. We can go to the pool.
vom. make her kabalalalala ass go away.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
There's no way Vadge is behind this book.
She wouldn't approve that Joan Rivers-looking cover photo.
Yeah...she's really on top of her game when she can score a makeout session with Gwennie!! Go Madonna...you on FIYARE!!! bwahahahaaha
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A better title would have been Read This If You Haven't Slept In Over 60 Hours, Guaranteed To Make You Sleep In Under 2 Minutes!*
*as tested by Unfitney Jean Smears. (Results may work faster on you the public)
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Will this woman ever go away? I hope this book hits the bargain bin after not one of them selling and then goes back into storage in Chris Ciccone's garage.
Off topic... it is so muggy and humid where I am, I don't know if I'm going to make it. It's SO awful. Sticky and oppressive.
Seriously...don't you hear crickets from the thought of actually picking the book off the shelf.
Eep! The picture alone is enough - I can't think of a woman alive who would want to put that picture on the cover of anything - unless she was a good 75 years old. Eep!
Madonna's life is pretty much an open book - until Lourdes came along (or, more likely, Guy) she liked it that way. It can't be much more than the ramblings of a jealous sibling from what I know of her wretch of a brother so far.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Madonna is too boring to fill up a book with anything worth reading.
Can he really have anything to share that is worse than what she has already done on stage a million times?
She is a soldier of Satan in a suit of flesh.
I love Madonna, but I'm not buying this book. I'm reading it at Borders while drinking a latte.