Monday, July 7th 2008
That's It?
This is the cover for Christopher Ciccone's "explosive" tell-all "Life With My Sister Vadge." The book comes out next week and is supposed to reveal Vadge's marriages, her gayelle ways and her drug-taking. A better title would have been "Shit You Already Know About Vadge, But Will Pay $29.95 To Read Again."
Christopher seriously failed with this cover. A picture of Vadge looking like a sneaky alien? And what's up with the noodle art? Sorry Chrissy, but this does not get a Photoshop Award.
Also, who thinks Vadge is behind this book too? Vadgemania! And I'm totally falling for it.
Source: The London Blog
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Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Im in rage at my slow ass computer!
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Put storm in electric paper and buzzing shoebox for viewing!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Old, old Letterman joke: I took two people to write this book?
Seriously, though, I don't think Chip Kidd did the cover.
k Madonna, gurl, you are officially boring. Wanna do something SHOCKING? Quit being an egotistical whore. Give all your money away to people more deserving. Then disappear. Poof. Shocking!
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Save a life. http://www.dogsindanger.com
What a fucking loser. Write about your OWN life, you twat. C'mon and spice it up. Tell us about the time you were high on crack and sucked a bunch of circus clown cocks, got raped by an elephant trunk, woke up drunk in the Lion's den, made nookie-nookie with a seal in the waterpark, climbed a giraffe neck and eventually snuggled yourself into a Kangaroo pouch until you sobered up.
PUHLEASE, mutha fucka. You are BORING and so is your tarded sister. Unless you can regale us of monkeys coming out of your ass I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 7, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Im in rage at my slow ass computer!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I really do not care for her anymore.Her music sucks,she looks like a frumpy old lady and her body is ridiculously ugly.I wish she would retire.Yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wonder if Amazon.com will sell this and Tommy Girl's book as a "Summer Reading Package Deal".
Both books make good bathroom reading.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
The Return of the Vadginator.
Like another lousy big budget movie. I'm over this hag and her dried up, menapausal thrusting vagina.
That picture makes her look like one of those weird, older women in a supermarket who look at random people and make them want to leave, but then she gets into the same express line and she's got like fifty different things and one of them is a huge carton of plain yogurt.
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You are of your own climax.
Submitted by LoLo on July 7, 2008 - 4:01pm.
CARROT TIMES!!!!!______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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Meks for seksey earth battles! Fuck, what the hell am I talking Final Fantasy speak for?? How are you Lolo Times???
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
She's just trying to channel vintage, golden age of Hollywood, vis a vis her "Vogue" days with that crap photo.
Great, now she's recycling.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
CARROT TIMES!!!!!______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh im tired of even looking at her cat face yo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'd buy it if I was guaranteed she wouldn't make one cent of a profit from it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Ugh. I'll wait for M.K.'s cliff notes.
Drama Queen, HERE HERE!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
It's classy looking considering the subject of the book and how/why it was written. At least it's not sleazy and tacky looking.
If I never had to hear this pretentious twat's name again, I'd be perfectly fine.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
OMG! look at her hand! it looks like it was cut from a piece of cardboard and then bent to give some depth and dimesion!
friggin gross!!!!!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
I'll read the excerpts on the internet.
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Out of College, money spent; see no future, pay no rent; all the money's gone nowhere to go...."
-The Beatles "You Never Give Me Your Money"
ISNT THIS A RECENT PIC OF HER? oops... i agree, she's behind it.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
"A picture of Vadge looking like a sneaky alien?"
Freaking brilliant!
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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