Monday, July 7th 2008
Drew Barrymore And The Mac Dude Have Split Up
Star Magazine reports that Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Drew's spokesbitch said, "I can confirm the split but have no other comment."
33-year-old Drew and the 30-year-old Mac Dude started dating in September 2007. For some reason, I thought they were together for years. I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck.
They probably broke up because even the Mac Dude couldn't get Drew the new iPhone. The new iPhone is ruining lives!!
Drew's intermission between boyfriends is never long, so she'll probably have a new dude in a couple of weeks. Any bets on who it might be? I'm going to go with Vince Vaughn. Or has she already hit that? I can never keep up with these Hollywood sluts.
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I always thought he was gay and dating one of Drew's gay friends. I saw him at Disneyland with another guy a few years back and they seemed very into each other.
I guess the 3G doesn't live up to the hype.
I do like some of the movies she was in. 50 First Dates was cute, and I can't remember anything else right now lol.
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on July 7, 2008 - 7:44pm.
I think the guy who did the Dell ads would be better for Drew
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They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club ^^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^ a few weeks ago..but all are past
Albino Squirrel ~ the only good role Drew was in was "E.T."
and, that was a stretch for her. I guess the great talent gene pool she comes from skipped her.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
Shocker!
Drew Barrymore is a serial relationship hopper. Other than Firestarter, what good is she?
Good! Finally!! That guy is just...douchtastic...But I'll always love Drew!
"Like all members of the oldest profession I'm a capitalist"
CTL-ALT-DELETE is what went through Drew's head when she dumped him.
MK since you asked, here are my 2-cents about who Drew should date:
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Anniston
Madonna
Georgie Clooney
Ben Affleck
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
ISprainedMyUvula on July 7, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Guaranteed when people start professing their love publicly to get attention that they break up less than a month later. Idiots.
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Exactly. Or making anything else public for that matter. Just shut up and have a bit of common sense, will ya? Sheesh!
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She should hook up with P-Doh, he's still on the market and she could spruce up his bachelor pad..
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I'm shocked!!!!! He was so into her!!
OMG DickRocket, Can I pwease have that pic in your avie? Full-size.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club SugardaddyLove.c om a few weeks ago..but all are past
*cries*
Nooooooooooo!!!! I thought they were adorable together!
*muffled sobbing*
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Poor Drew. When will she find her "forever dork"?
I'm sorry but I totally love it when smug couples who flaunt their relationship and brag about how they've found the secret to true love split up. It pleases my bitter hag self immensely.
And I'm so relieved we don't have to hear any more "My cheeks hurt from smiling so much!" comments from them.
Wow I hope Drew finds someone to settle down with.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Maybe she'll give the pc guy his ten seconds or so now.
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A little guilt goes a long way
Now she's available for A-Rod who seems to have a penchant for goofy blondes.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Who gives a shit, I'm more interested in her dress. It looks lovely.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
The 99 cent panties were more newsworthy.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
surprise, surprise.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck."... that answers soo many of the questions in my life
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I hate those Apple ads. The smugness of this guy actually makes me want to buy a pc instead. I like the pc dude in those commercials.
BTW: Hi back at ya Deb.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
they probably broke up cuz the Mac dude
could only let Drew cut in 25th place line waiting for the new 3G iphones like the rest of us peasants!
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Guaranteed when people start professing their love publicly to get attention that they break up less than a month later. Idiots.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
lmao @ "who cares news"
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Noooo!