Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Druggies Are Hard To Work With


In this preview from this Sunday's "The Two Coreys," Corey Haim has a complete meltdown on the set of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece "Lost Boys 2." Haim refuses to come out of his trailer for a close-up scene, because he really wants a cigarette. While Corey Feldman and his assistant talk about how Haim is completely fucking himself up, Haim makes his beautiful chola assistant Nelle fetch his bag. You can hear Haim snorting his life away in his trailer. This shit is sad and uncomfortable, but I think the trailer for Lost Boys 2 is sadder.

In case you missed it, here's the LB2 trailer. TRASH!


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Posted by: Michael K


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Migraineuse - ever heard of tough love? Giving an addict the straight shit, 100% honest truth?

Sometimes being completely harsh and being honest about how someone's actions are making you feel, might, just might, get them to straighten their shit up.

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Submitted by Ang on July 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Now I know why I've never watched this show. Watching CH self-destruct is disturbing and sad.
If he doesn't end up in a psych ward like Steve-O, he's gonna end up dead.
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And for ratings and money, they'll probably televise that as well.

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I don't think Kiefer does straight-to-video movies anymore.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 8, 2008 - 12:41pm.

Not positive, because I didn't watch, but I think Feldman's wife's dislike for Haim was a big focus of the first season. That said, I agree she was clearly being a bitch here, saying that to the assistants.

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I will probably watch this piece of shit, because I won't be able to resist the allure of Angus Sutherland. Sure, sure, he's no Donald, but there is about a 65% resemblance. No idea if he can act. If he's in this thing, probably not.

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Submitted by Courtney Love on July 8, 2008 - 8:39am.
I'm trying to figure out why Corey Feldman looks the same as he did 20 years ago, and Corey Haim looks like he died 3 days ago. Seriously, he IS death. Goddamn.

MethFace is too kind a description... brutal.

On the flip side.. was there anyone hotter than Jason Patric in the 80s? I think not... Goddamn, SO HOT. Want to touch...

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The movie Rush...................total hotness.

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Submitted by moriah on July 8, 2008 - 6:44pm.

Complete and total bullshit. I would also like to add that Feldman's wife has meth face.

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Ooh, you're right! So she's a hypocrite too!

And it looks like her tits are fake.

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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08

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Not gonna lie, i've always loved Lost Boys, and i'll probably watch this new one some day. I'm sad like that.

On a related note, a few months ago i asked my 8 year old nephew what his favorite movie is. I'm sure you can imagine my shock when he replied "the Lost Boys." I asked him a few questions to clarify that i was thinking of the right movie, and i'll be damned, he really was referring to the Lost Boys we all know and love!

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Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 12:39pm.

ROFL-- Yep!! Greenville was fun once I was old enough to bar crawl the Attic and the Elbow Room.

OnT: Those snorting noises were just him clearing his sinuses, I'm sure...*cough, cough*

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YesterdaysTrashQueen!!!
Billy Wirth!! Hot damn! I remember him in The Red Shoe Diaries!! MmmmmmmmmmmmmHM!

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Complete and total bullshit. I would also like to add that Feldman's wife has meth face.

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YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 8, 2008 - 12:40pm.

You can not make a Lost Boys 2 without Billy Wirth.

- WORD.
Where has he been anyway?

Hi lovely.
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Now I know why I've never watched this show. Watching CH self-destruct is disturbing and sad.
If he doesn't end up in a psych ward like Steve-O, he's gonna end up dead.

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 12:39pm.

Of course. We went to Greenville for everything.

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Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 6:38pm.

Sorry, I still disagree.

I can understand protecting oneself, I can understand putting distance between oneself and toxic people. But if someone is your friend, you don't tell them they're going to hell as if you wish that's exactly what they would do. If you dislike someone that much, you should drop the pretense of friendship, because that's all it is.

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You can not make a Lost Boys 2 without Billy Wirth.
Nope, can't be done.
He was the tall, dark hottie with the long dark
hair that was a vampire with like 2 words in the movie.
Yup, close your mouth and just look pretty.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 8, 2008 - 8:36am.
Excuse my ignorance of drugs, but are there not prescription drugs that produce a completely different high when crushed and snorted?
And do I have any in the medicine cabinet?
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Oxycotin I think? But not sure.

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The lure of the movie set and the available drugs there combined with Haim's addiction is not a good combination. Whatever piece of shit grip who sold him that shit should be fired. Not to say Haim isn't a total IDIOT for buying it and then snorting it, whatever it was. (coke, meth, adderall, who the fuck knows?) He also sounded a bit drunk.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 8, 2008 - 12:36pm.

same high, just faster and more intense when snorted. but the high goes quicker.. ya, know, the faster you go up, the faster you come down

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Rose tints my world,
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My friend just met Corey Feldman last weekend at a Weird Al concert here in town....he was with his wife, kid and nanny....she said he was awesomely cool. I believe it. As for Corey Haim...he sadly doesnt look or sound anything like he did...drugs have ruined him, probably for good. Sad as it is to say...but he really could change all that if he really really wanted to. He's too busy wallowing in self-pity and self-righteousness. Just effing go spend 30 minutes and shoot your damn scene!

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Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:33pm

OMG, my peeps are from around that area. Do/did your relatives talk about "going into town?" when talking about Edenton, Greenville, etc?

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I'm trying to figure out why Corey Feldman looks the same as he did 20 years ago, and Corey Haim looks like he died 3 days ago. Seriously, he IS death. Goddamn.

MethFace is too kind a description... brutal.

On the flip side.. was there anyone hotter than Jason Patric in the 80s? I think not... Goddamn, SO HOT. Want to touch...

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Well, the Coreys have had their falling outs and Feldman didn't talk to Haim for years when he was cracked out.

In being a friend, yes, you are there for the other person, but there comes a point when you have to protect yourself and take care of your own shit, especially when the other friend refuses to pull his head out of his ass.

And you know what. Feldman has every right to call Haim hopeless. After knowing him for 20+ years, he's earned the right, as a FRIEND to have an opinion on where is friends life is headed.

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Submitted by Courtney Love on July 8, 2008 - 10:37am.
I'm trying to figure out why Corey Feldman looks the same as he did 20 years ago, and Corey Haim looks like he died 3 days ago. Seriously, he IS death. Goddamn.

MethFace is too kind a description... brutal.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Excuse my ignorance of drugs, but are there not prescription drugs that produce a completely different high when crushed and snorted?
And do I have any in the medicine cabinet?

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

His wife's hairline trips me out every week. She has a movie screen forehead. Yipes. Maybe they'll premier LB2 on it in Calabasas or something.

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Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 12:31pm.

Damn, I would have loved to have grown up in Santa Cruz. The cultural milieu of Washington, NC could not compare.

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Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 10:30am.
Thanks! What's even more hilarious is the people headbanging to that shit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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This show is very sad.

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Feldman's wife/assistant seems a royal bitch, though. I mean, she may be right about Haim, but aren't Feldman and Haim supposed to be friends? A friend doesn't go around calling another friend "hopeless".

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
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Mike - Santa Cruz.

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I saw the original in the theater and at the time I thought it was the hotness. Edward Hermann Munster as a vampire though? LOL

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Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 12:26pm.

Where was it filmed? Eureka?

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21 years?

Oh lord i was just a dumb little baby watching that on HBO for the first time! Shit i was uner ten! Ouch im old thinking about that!

My parents let me watch Eddie Murphy's Raw and Richard Prior too....

ha ha stoner parents are awesome

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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 8, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Does anyone remember the saxophone player from the first one?

Tim Cappello

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"Now the only thing I've come to trust,
is an orgasmic rush of lust.
Rose tints my world,
keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."

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Clarisse - that goldeness of a movie came out in 1987.

Yes. 1987.

*grabs Metamucil*

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Uh...Holy Fuck! It's "meth-icine" not medicine.

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The original Lost Boys was filmed where I live, so it was a HUGE deal here. Everyone trying to get a glimpse of an "actor" much less teh Coreys.

I loved the movie then and I love it now.

NO ONE can ever take that from me!!!!!

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21 years M.E.?!?!?

Oh my damn i'm old.

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Ang's picture

"Suck monkey" ?????

Brilliant dialogue. Not.

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Does anyone remember the saxophone player from the first one? I was like 2 when that movie came out but I saw it as an adult I almost died laughing. This dominatrix type dude with a mullet playing the saxophone was hilarious to me.
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And wtf is up with Haim having that pathetic little fit? "It's MY CHARACTER!" The hell?? Bitch, this is fucking LOST BOYS 2, not Shakespeare!

Damn, you would think these nobodies would do everything to work properly and get their paycheck, but no!

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I saw the Lost Boys as an adult, too. And it was cheesy. I liked the Coreys, though. They were appealing. And I liked the ass-kicking grandfather just because I believe in every movie there should be some old guy who kicks ass.

Kiefer was annoying, though. He was cute back in those days, but he seemed to think he was some kind of badass instead. He should have stuck with the cute, it would have worked better.

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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

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Couldn't they figure out over the last twenty fucking years that they're OVER?????

Shitfuck!

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Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 8, 2008 - 12:15pm.

My parents wouldn't take me to R-rated movies when I was 13, and have no excuse for the girl part.

Was it R?
* hands mike training bra for 13 year old girl lessons*

Dont forget this tissue little lady! Its for the stuffing!

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mike, when I saw "The Lost Boys" in the theater as a teen, it annoyed me...it was live action Scooby-Doo. the Head Vampire even says something to the effect of, "...and I would have succeeded if not for those darn kids!"

I like it better now, for nostalgic purposes...

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Corey Feldman in his headband…Haim doing drugs….the Lost Boys…holy shit, it’s 1987 again.

Now if only I looked 17 again the world would be perfect.

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Haim is one effed up bitch. I was hoping he'd get, and keep his shit together, but this is very, very suspicious.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 8, 2008 - 10:19am.
I saw the Lost Boys as an adult, too. And it was cheesy. I liked the Coreys, though. They were appealing. And I liked the ass-kicking grandfather just because I believe in every movie there should be some old guy who kicks ass.
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