Tuesday, July 8th 2008
Is Jakey Poo Drunk?
Girlfriend had too many Cosmos! Actually, Jake Poo probably drinks sour apple martinis. He likes how they make his manpussy pucker. Jakey strikes me as a total sloppy drunk. Like a sorority sister. He probably gets all handsy, dances on tables, lip-synchs to Cyndi Lauper and flashes his chichis at the frat boys. Reese just sits there rolling her eyes and sipping on her Shirley Temple. She puts the boo in booooring.
Here's Reese and Jakey Poo out to dinner in London last night. Jakey is currently shooting the title role in "The Prince of Persia" in the UK.
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Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
Reese looks bemused. And it just struck me that there's *no* way these two are doing sex.
To me, she always looks like an assistant buyer in handbags in a low class dept store like macy's. Reese, I mean.
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He's not even holding onto her and neither of them look happy. If you were a newly in love celeb couple who had just come out of a restaurant after having dinner wouldn't you be holding onto each other and running for the limo/cab while laughing or smiling??
no kidding, Mike!
Just as Matthew Broderick will forever be Ferris Bueller to me, so will Jake be Donnie Darko.
huh. I watched Donnie Darko four times this weekend. Once on Saturday night with my brother, then on Sunday morning with my brother, then twice today while I stayed home to recover from the weekend. That movie is, like, f'ing phenomenal. I even watched the special features and stuff. How gay am I?
I liked them both in "Rendition" and I liked Reese in that Johnny Cash bio pic with Joaquin Phoenix.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Methamphetamines are a bitch.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Ok..I keep reading "Prince of Persia" so i did a little look up...
"Set in medieval Persia, the story of an adventurous prince who teams up with a rival princess to stop an angry ruler from unleashing a sandstorm that could destroy the world...."
Oh yeah, that SCREAMS Gygenhalenpoo.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
James Haven was in Hyde one evening, enjoying a raspberry spritzer when in walks Jakey G.
Jakey had one too many and decided to Flashdance! There was Jakey, boucing off the walls and ripping his shirt (the curly black wig added an extra touch). It was painful for all, especially when he started spinning and landed ontop of Jeremy Piven! Knocked Jeremy's rug right off of his head! It was then that Jeremy decided to wear his baldness like a badge of honor! Good for you Jeremy!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Wow, Reese is so embarrassed. I actually feel for her. He was probably screaming, "I'm tiiiired of livin' a LIE with this fish!!! A LIE, I tell you!!" Bitch needs to hold his liquor.
Reese needs coaching from Penny Cruz. She needs that I-don't-give-a-shit attitude to be a proper beard.
The Gyllenhaals are awful. Nobody kills a scene dead like Jake and his sister.
Reese looks like his mommy.
Jake G stikes me as the type that drinks Pink Squirrels or Grasshoppers...Liberace-type drinks.
I AM THINKING THAT REES AND JAKE CAN BE THE NEW WILL N JADA.
Submitted by Rosemary Young on July 8, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Remember these pix of Jake drunk as a skunk at a 2006 Oscars party?
http://defamer.com/hollywood/oscars/the-last-minutes-of-brokeback-glory-...
Good times, my friends, good times.
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hahahahahahaahahah
that's some funny shit right there
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I say we get dangerous
Ha ha ha! Thanks for posting that link Rosemary Young .
Jakey-Poo is such a cute drunk!
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Remember these pix of Jake drunk as a skunk at a 2006 Oscars party?
http://defamer.com/hollywood/oscars/the-last-minutes-of-brokeback-glory-...
Good times, my friends, good times.
pomegranate, they are in London, I believe for work. I'll bet the kids are with Ryan....I'd rather think that, then have these two drunk around the children, like many other Hollywood Adults.
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Hey, PSL, I too would rather think that they are with Ryan...it just seems that Reese is out with Jakey a lot, without her kids...but of course, she does have a real life in between pap shots, and I need to remember that! Was it you who said you like them both, but not together? Cuz that's how I feel!
He looks like a very wasted gayelle unabomber.
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M.E.
Thanks doll.
I will prob. watch that because I like movies about whores and serial killers. Like I said, I think reese is a good actress...Walk the Line.
She just annoys me...don't know why
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I say we get dangerous
just how anal retentive is that Reese Witherspoonupherass???? boo in booring is correct!!!
Jake has tard face. Reese is a total sellout. Match made in heaven. ILY MK for the putting the BOO in Boring comment you bring the funny!!
He does look wasted
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Hekki - good dirt! If it is her it would be the most interesting thing that Reese has ever done.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 8, 2008 - 3:05pm.
M.E
I've never seen Freeway...is it worth it>?
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'Freeway' is a good film and Reese gives a great performance in it. I know a lot of people say Reese isn't a good actress, but she really is. Her performance in 'Freeway' proves it.
I know people call Reese boring, but I actually have a lot of respect for her. She seems normal, smart keeps her shit private, doesn't seem to be a publicity whore, and isn't always naked or flashing her cooch. I'll take 100 boring Reese W's over 99% of the "exciting" Hollywood skanks any day.
Miss Priss - YES! You need to see Reese as the trashiest whore around who fucks up Kiefer Sutherland big time!!!
HE COULD BE SHITFACED, ENGLISH BEER CAN KICK YR ASS BIGTIME.
There was a whole heckuva lot of speculation that Reese was the answer to this BI on crazydaysandnights:
"Quite honestly this is one of the best pieces of gossip I have heard in the past six months. I actually heard about it on Friday and was so jazzed by it that I almost posted over the weekend because I didn't want to wait until today.
These A+ list female film actresses (when I say A+, there is no wishy washy, they are A+) are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. A woman. That's right. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister is, or would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be magnificent or beautiful or extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two A+ listers have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind. That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.
One of the two is Angelina Jolie."
Some guesses for the other were:
Reese Witherspoon
Kate Winslet
Julia Roberts
But who is the most different from AJ?
i hate reese. dont really know why. shes prolly cool as hell......anyway jake looks like hes havin a rockin good time. she just looks like hes going to get a 'talking to' when they get in the car. is it me or is she lookin old??????
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
yeah this clown is who you want to step your kids, Reese.
this uptight brat is who you want to make babies with Jakey.
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pomegranate, they are in London, I believe for work. I'll bet the kids are with Ryan....I'd rather think that, then have these two drunk around the children, like many other Hollywood Adults.
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod
No kids around, again. Sigh.
M.E.,
Freeway just went on the Netflix queue!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
jakey poo is wearing a weave.
Witherdick used to be quite a shit head back in her high school and did not like Mexicans.
TRUTH!
Freeway was a fucking GREAT movie and is worth a watch but the goody two shoes beyatch does not have one bad ass "shoot you in the face you fucking perve" gene in her borring ass bitchy body.
she sucks! Calling people beaner. Shes a bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
wake me when he's sloppy drunk under Christian Bale
I like Reese too.
Now I'd love it if she gained 15 pounds so her chin could disappear.
Just a smidge!
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Reese's forehead will always drive me nuts. So will her pointy little witch chin.
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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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I like Reese too. She seems to be a good mom, & I think she's a good actress. I LOVED her a lot of movies, but "Legally Blonde" has to be my fave. It showed sorority life w/ just the right blend of satire & reality.
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Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Sorry, I like Reese.
Who can watch "Freeway" and not end it absolutely loving this girl?
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That is one of the few movies I like her in, only because the movie kicks that much ass. She bores the pants off of me, that is my only issue with her.
PS - have you ever seen Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick Baby? The shit is out of this world
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
M.E
I've never seen Freeway...is it worth it>?
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I say we get dangerous
The Breakdown:
heheheee....good question!
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod
Sorry, I like Reese.
Who can watch "Freeway" and not end it absolutely loving this girl?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 8, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Agreed. She's not flashing her no-no parts and IS normal, as far as I can see. I respect her for that. She's a good actress...I can't pin point why I don't really like her...
I like Jake. Oh yes I do
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I say we get dangerous
parissucksliterally:
Of course you can't imagine them as a couple.
Because one of them is gay and homosexual-like. The other is a fag hag.
The only question is who is which.
Reese could be a mean top with that chin.
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Everyone dislikes her why??? She doesn't do drugs or cut herself??? So what??? I give her credit for being somewhat normal in a place where it's not that easy. WTF MK with Slim Slack???
That bitch ain't so slim.
TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 2:56pm.
She was great in 'Election'.
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YES she was!
I like Reese, I like Jake...I just cannot buy these 2 as a couple.
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod