The Photoshop Awards: Usher & Baby Usher On Essence Magazine
Normally, I think most babies look like grody gremlins who just can't wait to shit, vomit and drool on you. If I wanted that kind of mess, I'd go back to my ex-boyfriend. Anyway, Baby Usher does not look like one of those babies. He's pretty fucking adorable.
With that being said, why does it look like they copy and pasted him onto the cover. He's floating there like a little genie. I mean, what is he sitting on? That's a magic baby.
And Baby Usher is not amused with the words "Budget Tips" blocking half of his body. He should've kicked that shit off the page. The Photoshop artiste who put this shit together was definitely drinking and toking on the fucking job.
P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.
Thanks Sarah
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Don't all babies pretty much look and act like little monkeys? My brother and his wife ALWAYS fondly call their son their little monkey because he climbs all over shit and screams and is mischievous and poos on things. Seems accurate to me.
Kizzy i blame the following Izzard fest on you!
*Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.
*You have no control over your cat! You can’t say to your cat, “Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!” ‘Cause the cat’s just gonna be sitting there going, “Interesting words… Have you finished?” While you’re shouting all this to your cat, your dog’s next to you, going… (mimes obeying all commands) “What the hell are you doing? I’m talking to the cat!” “Oh, I’m sorry!”
*We throw sticks at dogs, that’s the level we have dogs at. You’d never dream of throwing one for a cat. We throw sticks for dogs, and dogs go, “Oh, he’s dropped his stick! I better go and get that… (mimes chasing after the stick) Saw you dropped your stick there. Thought I’d bring it back… And you hang on… (mimes giving the stick back and follows it with eyes as it’s thrown again) Did you see me just bring that back? And then you...you dropped it again? This is very weird I don't know what’s going on here (mimes bringing the stick back again) Now hang on to it this time, I don’t want to piss about all the time. You think I enjoy this? There you… Don’t fucking throw it!!” That’s why the third time, when they come back, they won’t give it to you, they go, (through clenched teeth) “No… I won’t let you take it!”
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
LOl Kizzy, that's exactly it. I loved my cats but sometimes I wanted to tell them "Listen up, bitches, I fill the bowl, I make the rules, not the other way around" My dog treats me like I invented water when I give it to her, I like that kinda love.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on July 8, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Collorius on July 8, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Black babies are the cutest because they look like tiny monkeys!
Not being racist, being observant.
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Not even mad at that. I've been calling my youngest a monkey since she was born. It's something about her eyes and how lanky she is.
She's freaking adorable.
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Wait. First off, NOT all black babies look like monkies!
But this little cutie pie does look like a cute tiny monkey. sorry naacp.
And damn it, I wanted one of those Obama monkey dolls made in Utah. The people making them said they didn't know it was offensive and shut down before I could get one.
I'm throwing an Obamarama Martini Happy Hour for friends and neighbors this month to discuss important crap really drunk. However, I still want one of those cute monkey dolls-- it was hilarious in its little gov't suit.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff. Therein lies the difference, LMAO (Yes, I DO have that t-shirt, btw)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ha, I like how "Black Men Want to Meet You" is floating next to Usher's head. He's got this big smile on his face, like "Yes they do."
Still, he and wifey made a cute little genie baby. So what if he's floating on air? Genies can do that!
Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 4:45pm.
kdracofan!
Baby penguins!!! Oh the cuteness overflows!
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They are freaking adorable....
PS: Can I be in the middle? I love cats & dogs :)
PSL - EXACTLY! I have NEVER met a dog I didn't like, but I have met plenty of cats who made me say "who do you think you are you little bitch!"
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VVL,
Oh yea, if it has fur and feet i'm in. I don't care what it is.
kdracofan!
Baby penguins!!! Oh the cuteness overflows!
Stock Broker,
I don't care who you are, THAT was FUNNY!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I love kitties, they are great, but I swear I was a dog in a past life. I just "get" them....and I never meet one who doesn't love me....it's pretty funny....
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:42pm.
****Tossing mouse-printed catnip sockie***
ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That baby is cute. I jus keep picturing how obnoxious he's going to be with those two freaks as his parents.
Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:42pm
*throws cat toy at VLL*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Ditto on the baby tiger squealage.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
clarisse - put me in the dog corner. I love all animals, and I have had cats and will snuggle the hell outta a kitty, but it's dogs for me all the way. I am actually kind of disturbed sometimes by all the websites and stuff dedicated to the comings and goings of cats, I think "oh man some of these cat people are FUHREAKS!"
*waits for DListed cat lovers to beat me with catnip and scratching posts*
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just about to say, that little baby is adorable in his brad pitt hat.
Wonder why Baby Usher is wearing Brad Pitt's hat?
Cute kid
Submitted by Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Awwwwwwwwwww, that is adorable. That tugs the heart strings, it's so cute.
OnT: Babies of equal cuteness and fugliness occur in every race in every country on the planet. Jebus, people, evolve already.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LMAO!
Throw down on DListed! In this corner the dog people. In this corner the cat people. In this corner etc...etc...
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Me too, DebFrmHell - HARD day!
Um...@Clarisse(?)
Baby bunnies ARE the bestest! I had 12! They were so awesomely adorable. Can't say I'm not glad they're (mostly) gone but I got took as many pictures of them as I did of my kid, easily.
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Clarisse: aw man...he is adorable!
these cuties melt my cold heart
http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1043.jpg
Angel,
you lost me on that one but I don't think I have two brain cells to rub together today. LOL.
Clarisse,
I lurves ya but am not there for the bunny thing. I do think the little floppy ear ones are kinda cute. I bow to your bunniness however.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by Stoney on July 8, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Baby elephants are cute, and they DO always look like they're smiling up at their mothers.
Baby kittens are the absolutely most adorable creatures on the planet. They are more than adorable, they are soooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute!!! I helplessly lapse into baby babble, they are so cute.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 4:31pm
smoosh, baby bunny fwends.
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?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
He is a cutie pie!
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Submitted by Collorius on July 8, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Black babies are the cutest because they look like tiny monkeys!
Not being racist, being observant.
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Not even mad at that. I've been calling my youngest a monkey since she was born. It's something about her eyes and how lanky she is.
She's freaking adorable.
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Go Lakers!!!
Ladies...ladies...ladies...
Sure puppies, kitties and baby elephi are cute...but they don't compare...
http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/display/3613045
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Ooops. I didn't realize there was a whole elephant thing going on here...nor did I realize that was Stoney's post and not DebFrmHell's...SOR-RAY!
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ok, what about baby tiger cubs? those make me squeal!
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
Panda babies are not cute for the first few months. fascinating, but not cute. then they get their coats and are cute to the nth.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Puppies are the cutest.
Then black and Asian babies.
Then all other baby animals.
Then very last on the list are white babies.
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LMAO! That's too funny.
At least y'all got to run the world - there's that.
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That is an adorable baby, very cute.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am fighting the urge to tell you to take your 6 min membership and go back from whence you came...
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Don't fight the urge! Embrace it!
And I have been reading this thing for forever, just had a lapse in my lethargy long enough today to actually sign-up.
Baby elephants so look like they're smiling all the time, and when they look up to mommy with their overgrown trunks and ears, I just melt! I think I watched too much Dumbo as a child.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Stoney on July 8, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I'm pretty partial to baby elephants. SO FUCKING CUTE
...and they step on their little trucks....aaaw.
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ME too!
But you know what are the cutest? Baby midget ponies. I'm so not kidding.
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Sorry, but black babies are the absolute cutest out of all the races. Sorry, but they are. ESPECIALLY black little boys. LOVE THEM! When I was little (I'm white), I was unaware that you someone was black through genetics, I thought it was crapshoot. Anyways, my parents used to buy me black baby dolls at my request. Thankfully, they are not racist.
Submitted by Stoney on July 8, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I'm pretty partial to baby elephants. SO FUCKING CUTE
...and they step on their little trucks....aaaw.
8-)
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Stoney,
I am SO with you on that one. I'm actually quite obsessed with elephants, but baby elephants are just ridiculous. I got to spend time with some in Thailand. (There are so many places that mistreat elephants it's alarming though).
Submitted by Collorius
I am fighting the urge to tell you to take your 6 min membership and go back from whence you came...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
I'm assuming Usher isn't too psyched about "Cheap" written across his penis-area either.
Sweet baby. Looks like he's going off for a hunting weekend in the English countryside.
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I'm pretty partial to baby elephants. SO FUCKING CUTE.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Baby Kittehs are the cutest!!
And black babies sure are cute
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I say we get dangerous
I think that little guy is the cutest celebrity baby right now.
The little grandpa hat is too freaking cute.
Black babies are the cutest because they look like tiny monkeys!
Not being racist, being observant.
I hope that one day when I reproduce spawn, they come out a)black or b)monkeys. If they come out white with blonde hair and green eyes, I'm FedExing them to Angelina Jolie.
Puppies are the cutest.
Then black and Asian babies.
Then all other baby animals.
Then very last on the list are white babies. I don't know why, but they are awful, homely little things when they are born. Thank goodness moms still have the instinct to love them.
MK my momma gets a subscription to Essence, I will make sure I send you the page!
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LOL@ someone buy this magazine!
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ah ha ha fair enough, PSL, fair enough. As long as you didn't link the pic we are cool :p
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VLL, just getting back at you for having that fucking "Cry-Baby Cry" song in my head! HA!
smooches!
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
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