The Photoshop Awards: Usher & Baby Usher On Essence Magazine
Normally, I think most babies look like grody gremlins who just can't wait to shit, vomit and drool on you. If I wanted that kind of mess, I'd go back to my ex-boyfriend. Anyway, Baby Usher does not look like one of those babies. He's pretty fucking adorable.
With that being said, why does it look like they copy and pasted him onto the cover. He's floating there like a little genie. I mean, what is he sitting on? That's a magic baby.
And Baby Usher is not amused with the words "Budget Tips" blocking half of his body. He should've kicked that shit off the page. The Photoshop artiste who put this shit together was definitely drinking and toking on the fucking job.
P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.
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PSL - fuck you hoochie! You are just plain wrong!
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
I have seen a few ugly black babies, no lie, but they seem to be less numerous that little white* troll babies**.
*I am white.
**I was a cute baby.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Can we call the baby, Yoda?
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Exercising pointless futility.
StickaCock: I bet she is spitting nails right about now. Especially with the headline: "Black Men Want To Meet You"! You know how jealous she is. The fact that Essence is implying that her husband and scrumptious baby are waiting to meet its readers... Ah ha ha ha ha!
Hey VLL:
Perez has a gorgeous new pic of your boyfriend Chad Kroeger. hehehee
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Usher, divorce/career/manager drama coming at you in 5, 4, 3, 2....
Submitted by Hekki on July 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
My whole thing about saying black babies are the cutest is: If you say black people are superior athletes, it's racist, right? Or that black men have the largest penises. Even though you're saying something positive. Or they would say it's condescending.
Well, SOME people would get mad.
Whatever. Black babies ARE the cutest. Followed by Asian babies.
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No. MY baby is the cutest!
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 8, 2008 - 3:30pm.
That is a really cute baby. And I have to agree that black babies usually take the cuteness cake. White* babies usually look like aliens.
* I am white.
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Trust, there are some lil' black creatures running around too. That being said, there are pretty babies of all races. Although, Im terribly partial to the bi-racial ones.
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look at the baby's hands. the way he is holding them is cute. maybe he is casting his levitation spell? :)
MK, I can't believe your black heart can be so tender.
All babies are cute, except when they are first spit out of the tunnel. Then they look like the Creature From The Black Lagoon.
stick a cock in... nobody gives a shit about his wife, that's what happened
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
I don't care about Usher or his life, professional or private. But one look at that picture tells us he is not the father of that baby.
That's unusual that they would have the father only what happened to his wife?
Damn that is some soft focus. That baby is kind of cute and I don't even like babies.
That poor baby doesn't have any legs. Does he propel himself along on a skateboard?
No icon, No sig, No way.
LOL! He is just floating in midair!
TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 3:39pm.
KDraco: I am about to puff on something familiar! ;)
Move over, Snoop!
*inhale*
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Puff-puff pass biatch!
But black men do have the biggest penises!
And since I am KuntaHantas, I can pop it out and make a nice torrential rain.
And on a good day, you might get a thunderbolt in your nether-region!
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Submitted by Hekki on July 8, 2008 - 7:39pm.
My whole thing about saying black babies are the cutest is: If you say black people are superior athletes, it's racist, right? Or that black men have the largest penises. Even though you're saying something positive. Or they would say it's condescending.
Well, SOME people would get mad.
Whatever. Black babies ARE the cutest. Followed by Asian babies.
No way, baby snakes ARE the cutest. Followed by lizard babies.
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My whole thing about saying black babies are the cutest is: If you say black people are superior athletes, it's racist, right? Or that black men have the largest penises. Even though you're saying something positive. Or they would say it's condescending.
Well, SOME people would get mad.
Whatever. Black babies ARE the cutest. Followed by Asian babies.
missy:
I should change this pic. I have a mohawk now!
and kd, I am about to puff on something familiar! ;)
Move over, Snoop!
*inhale*
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☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on July 8, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Usher looks ugly.
this is my first time commenting on this page.
hahaha
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by TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 3:33pm.
I am in Hamburg eating and drinking things I do not normally consume.
Pray this never happens again!
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WHAT? Whatever you do...keep eating it and drinking it...You are killing me today...lol
Usher looks ugly.
this is my first time commenting on this page.
hahaha
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Whoa! That baby is adorable, especially considering the she-hulk mother & douchebag father who spawned him... (Why can't I just give a straight-up compliment?)
I am at work & totally LOL'd at the P.S. part...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 2:32pm.
breakdown baby, you always look hot to me, so I wouldnt sweat it... I like your punked out early 80s disco rebel style :)
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and MK said....
P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.
... MK,you are a riot!!!!
that is one cute baby!
All babies look like Nikita Kruschev. All that is missing is the little sable hat and a scarf.
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I am in Hamburg eating and drinking things I do not normally consume.
Pray this never happens again!
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MK makes me look darker here.
Bastard.
I want some of that Beyonce skin enhancer!
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Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 8, 2008 - 2:26pm.
what a pretty baby!
PS......MK sorry. they dont sell Essence in Oregon.
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seriously? or are you making a joke at how racially homogenous Oregon is?
Im a lil slow, ok?!?!
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What a cutie!!
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if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I totally agree about the black baby thing. They are fucking adorable to me but I always get the bitchiest looks from the mamas when I fawn all over them at the grocery store. Then again, I live in the South. And I probably do look stupid.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
That is a really cute baby. And I have to agree that black babies usually take the cuteness cake. White* babies usually look like aliens.
* I am white.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Hekki, if it makes me racist for thinking Black and Asian babies are the cutest (and I am a white, Jewish Lady), then I guess I am a racist.
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-stripper who fucked A-Rod
TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Why is Usher hoisting up a 45 year old man?
That little midget can walk on his own!
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Hekki
That baby is adorable. I think black babies are the cutest, too, but isn't that kind of racist?
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nono, this is america. Its ony racist if you say "white babies are the cutest"
Im being a little cheeky....
But I think most babies are nasty/weird/ugly, but I always like the dark ones.. they just seem cuter!
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He is cute! The baby, I mean.
Cute baby!
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LOl The Breakdown you are on fiyah today. You know you will always be a little chocolate baby.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
what a pretty baby!
PS......MK sorry. they dont sell Essence in Oregon.
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Did they make him darker?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
You racist sluts?!!
Are you trying to say my best days are behind me?!!
*cry*
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MK: You know someone is going to scan that page for you...
and LMAO @ "That's a magic baby"
His baby is adorable. I am so glad his husband, I mean wife, wasn't on this cover.
Submitted by Leatherette: "too late -- Usher already has his black man"
Ha!
That baby is adorable. I think black babies are the cutest, too, but isn't that kind of racist? At any rate, my favorite are fat babies. If I see a skinny, scrawny baby, something inside me recoils.
Hi Missy! I agree about adorable little chocolate babies, and Asian babies have the fattest most pinchable cheeks. And a lot of hispanic babies (the girls) look like little princesses, they are always so beautiful with their dark hair and big brown eyes. Basically I think all (most!) kids are pretty damn cute in their own way.
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Cheap and Chic is over the UsherPeen and i think that is even funnier.
Would that make it The Fallus of the House of Usher?
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