Tuesday, July 8th 2008

The Return Of Dollhouse Dude

Extreme Dollhouse Dude Makeover! The wise Dollhouse Dude has returned to spread his infinite wisdom with us all. He also did up his Dollhouse really fancy-like and bought a robe from the "Kung Fu" prop sale.

TMZ caught up with him last night and he added some kind of airplane thing to the top of his dollhouse. High fucking art! He also talked about how he's only been in Hollywood for 5-months and has already gotten 20 tickets. Something tells me it wasn't for parking violations, but for disturbing the peace.

Wait....he's only been in Hollywood for 5-months and he's already a mega star!? It's only up from here. Dollhouse Dude 4 President!

Click here to watch the video. He talks about other shit, but I really don't know what he's saying. Whatever he's mumbling about, I co-sign it all.

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Posted by: Michael K


cadysmith75's picture

Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...

MESS!!!

If it were not for Britney drama this man would never have come into MK's life!!!

This photo makes me crave tacos and sushi. Go figure?

Steffe's picture

This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?

Dr. Destructo's picture

Flip This Brain :Home Edition
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

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Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 5:37pm.
CTH / Kdraco,
REALLY!?!?! Come on and show your humanity and compassion! What do you think this is some snarky celeb g-hossip site or something???

*wipes a tear*

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damn you woman! (you always make me laugh)
thank you

joanne's picture

I wish him well, and that he has food in his belly and a place to sleep.

Team Valtrex's picture

Why's he dressed like the flowergirl at Eva Longoria's wedding?

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Poor Dollhouse dude is obviously suffering from the current real estate decline.

tenley_joy's picture

Uhhh, has anyone else noticed the scooter peeking out of his fabulous robe? Would his hat be considered a mobile home?

Stock Broker's picture

Its hurricane season...I hope he's got homeowners insurance.

oliver_darque's picture

dayum!
Bai Ling better learn from this hobo
cuz orientalism is the latest "fashion" craze

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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure

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Euphoria's picture

Lawd Have Mercy, I see he's been shopping at the Dollar Tree again.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Nice display of rampant mental illness.

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parkrangerpete's picture

Ahh. I see he is extra cracked out for the occasion.

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KD's picture

What happened to him? He looks like he got lost in Chinatown and drank too much of their beer.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 4:37pm.
what is this humanity and compassion you speak of?
"scratches head"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

Clarisse's picture

CTH / Kdraco,
REALLY!?!?! Come on and show your humanity and compassion! What do you think this is some snarky celeb g-hossip site or something???

*wipes a tear*

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

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Countess Olenska on July 8, 2008 - 4:58pm.
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I'm grateful that someone here has some compassion. This post saddened me immensely. I don't think it's funny at all. It makes you want to weep... and then you scroll down and see Mariahs pig face of some cover and you wonder: what a strange place, America. Mentally ill people are not cared for, disgusting bitches are glorified... in Leonard Cohen's words: it makes me want to cry.

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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement

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Well said! And yes let's start a movement!

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Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 3:22pm.
There is a serious graffiti problem on his building.

He must have moved to a bad neighborhood.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

Lindalou's picture

Maybe its the angles or the clothes or something but this looks like a different guy.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_1WVnhyPFiRY/R6KfisP8tcI/AAAAAAAAAec/PbTXqmNRtLQ/...

This dude is great! Does anyone remember Percy Dovetonsils, Ernie Kovacs' great character! Looks just like him!

Countess Olenska's picture

Submitted by RJII on July 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
hope he has food, shelter and a place to stay nights. He's probably had mental issues for years and no one cared. Hope he makes lots of money for the moment. Anyone's mind can snap crackle pop at anytime

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I'm grateful that someone here has some compassion. This post saddened me immensely. I don't think it's funny at all. It makes you want to weep... and then you scroll down and see Mariahs pig face of some cover and you wonder: what a strange place, America. Mentally ill people are not cared for, disgusting bitches are glorified... in Leonard Cohen's words: it makes me want to cry.

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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!

Sayonara's picture

I am curious to find out how many pounds is resting on top of his head.

**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**

First PP, then Heidi and Spence, and now this idiot again. Who knew crazy was an occupation.

RJII's picture

hope he has food, shelter and a place to stay nights. He's probably had mental issues for years and no one cared. Hope he makes lots of money for the moment. Anyone's mind can snap crackle pop at anytime.

angel_i's picture

Ugh - he looks like he caught Britney's itis.

PS. I hate TMZ video and their stupid commercials.

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Miss Priss's picture

Dollhouse Dude reminds me of Shitney

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I say we get dangerous

madam s.'s picture

There is a serious graffiti problem on his building.

☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆'s picture

Who is Villa Regosa?
or whatever the name of the guy he is talkin about?
lol

Well atleast we know this guy is not homeless.
lol get it?

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

zomay's picture

So he did not loose his house, but he sure let it go. Bet his neighbors hate him.

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madam s.'s picture

He's putting Phoebe Price to shame.

Sayonara's picture

I am speechless!

**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**

Stoney's picture

A) This guy is mental ill.
B) He's also apparently a menace to society.
C) Let's stop giving him attention.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Clarisse's picture

Well shit! When i read "The Return Of Dollhouse Dude" i thought i was gonna see Eric Mabius!! =(

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."