His Name Is Levi
Matthew McConaughey revealed to OK! Magazine that stoner baby's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. LAM(E)!!!! Little Levi doesn't have two last names. Alves is his middle name, because it's his mother's last name. I'm seriously disappointed. This is a fuck effort!
Matthew explained why they chose the name Levi, "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"
Seriously, I think I got contact high from reading his explanation. Bitch was hitting the bong hardcore. And "bitch please" at his explanation. The only bible he reads is the stoner's bible aka High Times magazine.
You know he named stoner baby after his favorite brand of jeans. Just like brother Rooster named his baby Miller Lyte after his favorite beer.
Matthew and Camila also released this statement:
"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."
—Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves
It's a cute and normal name, but I was expecting Matthew to deliver the fucking goods.
At least I can count on Rooster to bring the laughs. Rooster talked to People about his brother's first baby, "It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl.
Rooster has officially become my favorite McConaughey.
That's interesting.Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Ok, I hereby declare that McConaugay is no longer loved in Tex-ass. We're tired of him! I lived in Austin during his bongo-bust, and yea, it was funny as shit then, but every time I hear his name now, I just get chills up my spine. And it's 100 degrees outside.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Levi Strauss is going to get his own set of bongos, shorts, and flip flops soon to complete the transformation. And let's give McConagay some credit here LOL he thought this shit up!! The lights are never on is his mental home LOL!!!
-But, is he a 501?
He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 9, 2008 - 1:16am.
Rooster says Matthew's gonna be a helluva dad. I'm waiting for someone to say, "He's gonna be an awful dad! The kind who leaves the kid in the beer cooler! Jesus Christ, call CPS NOW! I thought he was shooting blanks!"
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I love this post so much I almost made it my sig, but I think it's too long to fit. :(
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by a_delicious_mancub on July 9, 2008 - 3:14am.
Here's to hoping they haven't chopped off half of his penis...
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Here's hoping that ignoramii like yourself quit trolling the boards with your hysterical anti-circumcision propaganda. You twats are worse than Scientologists. Go worship your little flap of unnecessary skin and STFU.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Her name is long mainly cause it's a traditional thing to do...She's Brazilian with a very Portuguese name. Having a name, a middle name and two or even three last names is pretty typical; I have 3 in mine and two are Alves and Araujo :P
This is for those who were curious as to why her name was super lengthy
His body looks HOT here.
Completely random fact, there is a town in france called Nim whom specialize in clothing. One particular material they made was rather sturdy and flexible, and was later used for pants in the USA. Because the materials came from "Nim" they named them "Denim" - de meaning "from" in french and other various latin languages.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times,....
Did they want a baby or a football?
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I have a feeling we will be seeing poor Levi on the cover of "High Times" dressed up in baby Levi's and a tye-dyed t-shirt. Poor kid.
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Levi makes me think of the button your fly campaign
It's not officially a day until someone quotes from the bible on dlisted.
Damn, my money was on Exxon Valdez T-Rex McConawhatever.
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MK could you please translate his baby momma's name?.? WTF?
Congrats to my 'future ex-bady-daddy' Mathew!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 8, 2008 - 8:51pm.
And who says Penny wants babies? She's a smart gal, might not want to procreate.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
quoting from the bible, but no marriage before baby...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Here's to hoping they haven't chopped off half of his penis...
Sandbitch on July 8, 2008 - 8:51pm
Oh boohoo for Penny, she has Javier Bardem now.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Let's spare a moment for the forgotten victim in all this birthing...Miss Penny Cruz. She's been trying to get her ovaries punched for years. Tommy passed her over. Matthew passed her over. Her exes are popping babies out every 5 minutes and she's still barren? What do they know about her nether regions that we don't? Who is Penny's OBGYN for christ's sake?
Even Nicole Kidman's shriveled ovaries have produced! Penny Cruz must be devastated.
I don't find that comment about dropping babies funny at all
Impertinent Vixen ~ LMAO!
It looks like her turkey roaster 'ready' thing-a-ma-jig popped.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Levi?
Is that short for Leviticus?
If you rearrange the letters, it spells E-V-I-L
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Also VILE. LIEV. VEIL. LIVE.
I think it's short for Leviticustrauss, from the Book of Denim.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Levi?
Is that short for Leviticus?
If you rearrange the letters, it spells E-V-I-L
Submitted by Phoebe on July 8, 2008 - 7:15pm.
If they really are these Bible-quoting Catholics, why aren't they married?
That's so inconsistent.
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much luv! portuguese power!
Rooster says Matthew's gonna be a helluva dad. I'm waiting for someone to say, "He's gonna be an awful dad! The kind who leaves the kid in the beer cooler! Jesus Christ, call CPS NOW! I thought he was shooting blanks!"
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
If they really are these Bible-quoting Catholics, why aren't they married?
That's so inconsistent.
LOL I knew there would be some Biblical/Christian name in there. I had a sixth sense about that.
I still like Guinness though (the name, not the beer which is very heavy for me)
I like the name a lot!
I'm all for being topless, but come on!
Biblical Hippie name, is what it is.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Not a bad name at all.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
It could have been so much worse. This is actually not hideous.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 4:53pm.
I bet his real middle name is "Boot Cut".
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Aaah ha haaa... yeah..or "Straight Leg" (providing he is of course). His middle name could be "Flare" if he's gay.
They should've called him Lever (the soap)...as in use some sometime!
I think its sweet.
I like this mother fuckers philosophy on life!
Shit gets hard, you could freak the hell out but naw you just got to keep on livin. Some times in SPITE of some nay saying bitch mouth evil pieces of shit.
Fuck em all! KEEP ON L I V I N!
I like the name Levon too.
Im going to go play Elton John to welcome all these new baby bitches to this stupid world!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I thought for sure the kid would be called Schlitz.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Did he look at the tag on his jeans and say "Boy that's a good idea!"
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day...na na nana na na
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KrlDZ5Hkw
Always Sunny,
YEH!! That's probably the best line in the movie! Although, i still throw a "Check ya later!" out there when i can.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Clarisse, my favorite line of all time is:
I love those high school girls, man. I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age.
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
Always Sunny,
You got a joint? No. Be a lot cooler if ya did!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I buy his explanation because remember when he lost his flip flop with 6:22 stitched on it? I knew it was a Bible verse.
"Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, "Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.""
Levi isn't horribly annoying- just kinda old timey- as if you named your kid Mildred, Agnes, Abraham.... etc.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Party at the Moontower, Clarisse!
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
madam s: This morning in the shower, for some reason I kept singing the Jordache jingle:
"Workin'... Playin'... Day or night... Jordache has the fit that's riiiight. The Jordache Look (Jordache Look) The Jordache Look"
until Mr. Hekki told me to knock it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0eWk-_nWU
Submitted by Always Sunny on July 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
James Haven, I thought you were supposed to be named Shhhiloh, n'est-ce pas?
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You know your facts, Sunny! Yes. Shiloh was one of the names that Mother and Daddy had chosen. Infact, the S was on the dotted line. Then Granny Voight suggested James after her dear brother who had been unjustly incarcerated for stealing corn meal from local farmers.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Mostly the people with Biblical names are hardcore Jews or home-schoolin' folks like the Duggars.
Or pretentious hipster douches.
I keep reading that Levi is a normal name but I mean is it, really? I don't know anyone named Levi, unless you count the guy that made the jeans. Miller Lyte and Levi, that's pretty much as hick as you can get.