Robot Call Girl Speaks!
I'm offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!
Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some "exclusive" interview with them. The word "exclusive" should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I'm sorry, but I'm mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!
Sarah claims she's still friends with George, "We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago." George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.
The dumb bitch went on to say, "Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves." Okay, she's a robot. Humans do not talk like that.
Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, "I've had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can't talk about it yet because it's not a done deal. I hope it happens because I've never been to England, and I'd love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I'd be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor."
Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn't she? I'm surprised she also didn't say that she's in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he's going to give her 25%.
And "modeling opportunity" is call girl code for "an overnight orgy."
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
LMAO on that one:
"This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn't she?"
Submitted by springlrm on July 9, 2008 - 6:20am.
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LOL! I'll give you this: you are one of the funniest spammers *I* have ever come across.
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Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 9:10am.
Why bother spamming this board with sex sites for hetero dudes? Aside from me, aren't 99% of dlisters cougars, trophy wives, chollas and gays -- a.k.a. people who are already getting laid and don't need a web site (other than craigs list) to do so? Not the target market.
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lmao!!!!!
well said
No more close ups of her, please!!! Damn her 15 minutes were up 30 seconds ago. Did she not get the discarded hooker/call girl handbook, you are supposed to go away quietly after you sign and deposit the check.
Doesn't she realize no one cares about Clooney's exes, there's so many of them...why would we care about this one.
Okay I cared when she hurt her foot, but after the skanky pictures came out, I just didn't care for her anymore.
Why bother spamming this board with sex sites for hetero dudes? Aside from me, aren't 99% of dlisters cougars, trophy wives, chollas and gays -- a.k.a. people who are already getting laid and don't need a web site (other than craigs list) to do so? Not the target market.
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I think we had a slight issue with the severity of her horsiness.. its all good!
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Submitted by chefcammi on July 9, 2008 - 8:01am.
Now, wait just a cotton pickin' minute! I thought I was agreeing with YOU?
Oh well. It's all good. Let's give this bitch a bale of hay!
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youre right... she's a horse.
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The comments on this post is probably the most she will ever come to close to anyone giving a fuck about what she says. She's got an Oat Grin (horse face).
I HEART MK!!!
Report This! I just red the news on the rich men seeking affairs club SugardaddyLove.c om and then i came here..
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Submitted by chefcammi on July 9, 2008 - 7:38am.
her..teeth are....... a little horsey...
A LITTLE? You're kidding, right? A 'little' horsey is like being a 'little' pregnant. -Ain't no such thang, baby!
*Whinney*
Anyway, I'm in concordance with you, bitch is definitely HORSEY!
her..teeth are....... a little horsey...
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Well it's obvious she has down syndrome.
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Submitted by springlrm on July 9, 2008 - 7:20am.
Meh. I'm tired of reporting you spammers. I figure MK and his IT team will eventually figure out a way to annihilate you mother fuckers FOR GOOD, but, for now you're just fodder for jokey times. And btw, dipshit, nobody with a pulse and half a brain is going to click on your fucktarded links so squat your pathetic brain into the toilet and flush already. One flush should do since your mind is so pathetically miniscule.
Report This! I just red the news on the rich men seeking affairs club Sugar daddy Love.c om and then i came here..
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 7:02am.
I guess I'm a sucker for punishment. I clicked on the link. Ya beat the breakfast outta me, Mick.
Pretty funny though, I must admit.
Not a bad ass. True. Wait. Which ass?
*horking and laughing up eggs and snozzberries*
Juxtapose that picture with this picture of her biting another chick on the ass http://scandalouswomen.com/?p=3572.
I'll say this: she was a fantastic ass.
http://dukeofweb.com/Images/sarah-larson-ass.jpg
Her creepy robot eyes are piercing the crispy, crunchy outer layer of my cajun blackened soul.
Damn, why do these hollywood clones all get the same cookie cutter nose job?
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MK shouldn't be so hard on her. It's hard to get knocked up when you aren't getting fucked.
But she could have at LEAST ran in the room during the menage between Clooney, Ang, and Brad and cupped a handful of little ones.
Fuckin' amateur!
Literally.
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I think she is beautiful,agree with me?To tell the truth,i found she posted a profile on a famous dating site,called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M to seek hot guys, of course there are many celebrities,millionaires,beauties on that site.I joined too,it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
I bet the Mongols don't think much of the Chinese either. That Great Wall wasn't terribly effective.
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she is half asian of MONGOLIAN descent, from her mother's side; in her interview with People magazine.
In china they say mongolians are not born very brainy.
Boring RoboHo.
Riddle me this:
The next Brangelina? Who are they?
Their onscreen chemistry is combustible, but their offscreen adventures were what really made them the subjects of swoon.
Why They’re The Next Brangelina: When they’re not catching a matinee of Horton Hears A Who, they still cut a hot figure riding tandem on a motorcycle.
What Could Stop Them: Have already held a long reign, they’re starting to look a bit haggard.
Rags are funny.
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Why oh Why do these skanks always come to England. Bad enough we have the likes of Jordan and those other page 3 "glamour" twats, er, I mean models plastered on page 3 of the SUN.
Poor Sarah. YOu know she has no offers in the works. She needs to get back to her Vegas cocktail job STAT.
Here is a bit of news from Crazy Days and Nights:
So, on Friday night in Vegas, Sarah Larson was supposed to be at the opening of Christian Audigier's nightclub there, which is named Christian Audiegier. Small penis anyone?
Anyway, Sarah Larson, the former girlfriend of George Clooney who this weekend said it is really hard work to look sexy 24 hours a day, was at one point supposed to be the new face of Christian Audiegier's clothing line. I don't know if this was contingent on her putting out or a breast reduction or what, but I do know she was supposed to be in Vegas on Friday.
Well, lo and behold Sarah wasn't there. Nope. Instead she was in San Diego hiding out and instead of getting ready to be the new face of small penis dude, she instead is sitting in San Diego pregnant. I know, I know it does seem kind of odd that she would first get pregnant at all, and then second, that it would be that quick. I mean how heartbroken could she be if she is already knocked up with some guy's baby, and third, it isn't exactly like job offers are everywhere so you would think she would keep this one. I mean come on. The guy has a nightclub named after him. Those always work don't they? I mean just ask Paris Hilton. Oh, what? Oh, it's closing. Didn't know that. Well, lets just pretend I didn't write that last sentence and speculate as to why Sarah didn't show up where the money is.
Oh, unless she is pregnant by someone good or involved in a Verne Troyer 3some, I think this is the last of Sarah Larson.
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Submitted by TT99 on July 8, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Thanks, 99. And I like anyone who uses "youse."
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Piano teefs.
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Robot call girl is my hero is she did sexy with the George Clooney:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 8, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Love all yous Irish!
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I hate this buck-toothed, rat faced cunt. I honestly cannot see how anyone could find her attractive...her face is just fucking UGLY, and she looks like she's got the brains of a fruit fly. And she's a gold-digging skank. Now, I think Clooney is a piece of shit, and I find him completely unlikable and intolerable, but he even deserves better than this. And that's really saying something.
This bitch thinks she can get a nice British boy? Okay, there is no such thing. Because the only British boy worth getting is his Royal Fucking Hotness Prince Harry. He ain't nice. He is a badassed m*therf*cker. And this ho has NO CHANCE IN HELL with the KING of ALL GINGE. I hope he finds her, kills her, burns her, and then all of us can put her ashes in a nice vodka snifter...
This ho is dumb as all hell
Bunny teeth. Yuck.
but Brad Pitt failed in this department because he he loves loonie toons but then again she produces nice babies... that's about it.
She failed because georgie pordgie pudding and pie loves to kiss the girls that.... are REAL!
You truly are hilarious. I'm a relative newbie to this site. Thank you for your brilliant commentary.
She should hang out with Phoebe Price
Maybe I should have used "Port-o-Potty" instead of pinball machine......hmmmm?
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for Sheeps....
who always got Pinball Machines tiltin'
she'd drop to her knees, say "ooh baby please"
but she'd see that their cocks were now wilting?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 8:35pm.
There once was a tart named Hilton
*gulping wine*
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Hey Sheeps! Please...tell us one of your limericks!
SpringIrm, we told you the other night that NONE of us would visit your site, especially for spamming on this site! Take your spam ELSEWHERE please.
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
I'm of Irish descent and know some dirty limericks. Could she call me?
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Holy horse face, Batman.
This bitch is ug. Next!
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THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT TEETH!
"We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago."
It makes sense that Clooney would still try to be friends with her as it could help with providing positive interviews on Georges' behalf.
She's still a hobag.
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I think she is cute, but modeling now? GTFO.....please.
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Holy Heather Mills, Miss Thang is quicker than a fifth grade recess.
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There's so much to say..."
What the eff was he ACTUALLY doing with her? I mean really. Clooney is fairly intelligent man. She's pretty, but not drop dead. If she died tmrw and they did an autopsy on the empty space in her head, I'm quite sure they would find several crickets jumping and chirping around. All of them would be laughing the the stupid shit coming of her mouth, and texting each other about it. They are probably Sluts on Dlisted on their laptops commenting as we speak. I wonder what their avatars look like...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
@manimal5...if the dunkin dicky is icy cold, then i'll take two...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?