Robot Call Girl Speaks!
I'm offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!
Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some "exclusive" interview with them. The word "exclusive" should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I'm sorry, but I'm mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!
Sarah claims she's still friends with George, "We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago." George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.
The dumb bitch went on to say, "Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves." Okay, she's a robot. Humans do not talk like that.
Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, "I've had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can't talk about it yet because it's not a done deal. I hope it happens because I've never been to England, and I'd love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I'd be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor."
Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn't she? I'm surprised she also didn't say that she's in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he's going to give her 25%.
And "modeling opportunity" is call girl code for "an overnight orgy."
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Submitted by letinstar on July 8, 2008 - 9:44pm.
i'm only speaking for myself here, but do me a favor and please not show this gold digger's face up close...i'm hot and sticky and in no mood for this shit tonight...
How does that old saying go?...when the weather's hot and sticky...then it's time for dunkin dicky?
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I just don't see the appeal. At all. Maybe that's it but I swear I can play a better beard. She's just so so.
I think she's pretty, too. Unfortunately, she acts like a trashy ho-bag. With the right clothing and a few well-timed fucks, she could be farting through silk. Chasing movie stars is a waste of her time. She should be targeting investment bankers. Stupid ho.
If I looked like her... I'd be writing this from a multimillion dollar penthouse right now.
Quick! Somebody clock her before she speaks again!
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From the looks of her skin, it appears she was gold digging but struck oil instead.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's like a "before" picture of Nikki Cox.
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i'm only speaking for myself here, but do me a favor and please not show this gold digger's face up close...i'm hot and sticky and in no mood for this shit tonight...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She's totally talking about a paid vacation. Hobag.
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Maybe I haven't been hitting the haterade hard enough, but I think she's pretty. Plus, her comments about modeling sound more naive than pretentious, IMO.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Georgie himself, being ever the gent, has set Sarah up with some of these "opportunities". Part of the "deal" for being his beard long enough for the public to "get" that he's had a semi-longterm, (by Hollywood standards), relationship with a biological woman.
EDIT: BTW, MK, your commentary on this one was a tour de force!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
look!!!!
what i found at that site-------
"looking for a sugar daddy with a 12inch cock? well im him baby. check me out here. Most of my pics and videos got my dick in em so you gotta verify your age. only takes a min though. I like em young but not too young ya know? And Im old but i know how to work it, Im always on my cam so look for me @ ^^^^^Sugar Daddy Love. c om ^^^^^"
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I have never seen a really close-up picture of this gal. She has no eyelids. Me thinks "Salah" may be be part Asian. She should have opted for "that" operation instead of the boob job.
This is your call MK. You would be the expert in this situation.
I'm not sure why she didn't keep her trap shut and just went with it with George. He's a catch! AND rich too!
Your face!
Well...at least she's pretty from the eyes up?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Bradi - yeah those two weren't breaking my stride. It was one of those flukey bars at Ceasars where they pretended to have a list. So crap. How can you have a list in Vegas????
LAME. I was feeling pretty good after the gin and tonics so I trotted right up. The whole thing in retrospect is funny. Never made deal of it, last I checked, Clooney still uses the crapper. No dif.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 8:58pm.
You sexy beast, call me whatever you want! *slurp*
The 'other' telltale signs is to check her for the scent of fresh hay. DEAD giveaway. :))
jealousy?
so many ppl do not like her, why do the ppl @ the rich men seeking affairs club ^^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om ^^^^^ love her so much, just cuz of her so-called attractive appearance?
. (Period or Dot..not sure what to call you) ~ LMAO!
Yea, I can see her stomping her hooves on the ground.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Upon further review...I bet if you put a bucket of oats next to her, she'd eat it.
She's got horsey teeth.
Stocky, noooooo. The TRUE test is giving her a quick math question and checking to see if she answers the equation with hoof-beats.
Two Drink Min on July 8, 2008 - 8:50pm
hahahaha...
BUT you got the autograph!
idk why but that part made me laugh....
On T: See, none of Georgie's other exes have dropped dime on him, if she keeps this up, she'll have no choice but to go to another country to get a new meal ticket.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Upon further review...I bet if you put a bucket of oats next to her, she'd eat it.
She's got horsey teeth.
Wow, I type bad after a nap.
I actually think the Brits have a bigger and greater love for skanky hoes than us Yanks. In the UK, you can't read a newspaper, magazine, turn on the tv, or walk two feet without seeing some half naked "GLAMOUR MODEL" skank (usually with big tits) who thinks she is gorgeous, incredibly talented, and so very interesting. A country full of Jordan wanna be's! What in the hell happened to the UK?! I thought they were better than this shit!
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& another reason why I love the Brits: loving their skanks openly and honestly, with a wink and a smile.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 8, 2008 - 5:26pm.
@Stock Broker on July 9, 2008 - 10:06am.
You know you're a NOBODY when even the spammers on DListed are making fun of you.
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The spammers have arrived. See Submitted by springlrm on July 8, 2008 - 5:46pm.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Bradi- typical pretentious Hollywood bitch. Of course he was driking. Had two bodyguards with him too. They stood at booth sides of his booth while he drank it up with three hookers. Picked one (to that I guess I give credit, since I guess he could have had all 3). I managed to get pass Dumb and Dumber to get an autograph.
to quote the 70's show,
..by the time she's through, she'll be spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
at least she's not crying about how he broke her heart and that all men are dicks or something like that
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Two Drink Min on July 8, 2008 - 8:43pm
OMG You met the Clooney!
I'm jelus.
Was he holding a cocktail?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
And here she is setting women across the globe another 50 years back. Well glad I work my ass off with a 9-5. I met Clooney years ago in Vegas when he was filming Oceans 11. What a tramp. AND YES...men are whores too. HE LOVES HOOKERS. No I am not one of them.
"Modeling opportunity in England?!" Isn't that what Jordan (aka Katey Price) did on Page 3 of The Sun? In the U.K., it's called being a "glamour model" in the U.S. it's called "tit shots".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Clicklet teefs!
LMAO @ dickectomy...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
i never did understand what he saw in her......besides a used condom.
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
Her cosmetic dentist should be sued for the size of those veneers.
C'mon MK! Find the love in your heart...and give her some.Do it for me.I think she's cute.
George should be ashamed of himself. If you're going to hire a hooker like this one at least do it on the down low. I know she got some public pity dates because she broke her foot on his motorcycle, but STILL.
This is the smile Lorena Bobbit gave right before she cut off Mr. Bobbit's dick.
Beware the look of dickectomy.
Submitted by cookiepuss on July 8, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Oh, I smell what the Brits euphemistically call "Glamour Modeling." Meaning soon enough, we will be treated to topless skank pix of what her ass. Good job, whatsyername!
That is all.
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Yep, I think you nailed it on the head! LOL
Glamour modeling = shut up and get your tits out, love!
I actually think the Brits have a bigger and greater love for skanky hoes than us Yanks. In the UK, you can't read a newspaper, magazine, turn on the tv, or walk two feet without seeing some half naked "GLAMOUR MODEL" skank (usually with big tits) who thinks she is gorgeous, incredibly talented, and so very interesting. A country full of Jordan wanna be's! What in the hell happened to the UK?! I thought they were better than this shit!
Submitted by loric on July 8, 2008 - 5:20pm.
A model? She might be a good hand model, but sorry, she isn't that attractive.
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Hand job model, don't you mean?
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@Stock Broker on July 9, 2008 - 10:06am.
You know you're a NOBODY when even the spammers on DListed are making fun of you.
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I think the spammer is a filipina not a spammer. My 3rd stepmother is a filipina, sorry, naturalized Australian. Her advice to me once was, if I'm ever mugged, offer sex before your wallet, you might enjoy it...
Nuff said.
Yeah, she's a sad discarded mistress, but she has really nice hair and that awesome blue and pink flowered dress. I'd kill for that dress.
No flashing avatar, No annoying sig, No way.
And "modeling opportunity" is call girl code for "an overnight orgy."
She needs to call Heather Mills when she gets there and learn how to get knocked up and marrie her mark. No more orgies with obese arms dealers for HM.
Ooooo I bet she and Lisa Snowdon are going to be pals in England and trade George stories all day long. THAT's why she's going. Brill.
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She's still fug.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 7:06pm.
You know you're a NOBODY when even the spammers on DListed are making fun of you.
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Bwahahaha! Tru dat m8!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The Clooney will have her head for this.
She's never been to England? Wow, Sarah, when your man doesn't take you international and only sports you for domestic purposes, you were never really in the running.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 5:04pm.:
Sorry. It's these damned fires here NorCal gumming up my clockworks.
BTW: Where's the giant hook to yank her skanky ass off the public stage?
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That last paragraph is too funny MK.
You know you're a NOBODY when even the spammers on DListed are making fun of you.
I bet she lands a gig on Dancing with the Stars or some equally crappy show.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 8, 2008 - 7:55pm.
tick ... tock ... tick ... tock ... DING!
Her fifteen minutes are up!
Your clock is slow. :)