Robot Call Girl Speaks!
I'm offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!
Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some "exclusive" interview with them. The word "exclusive" should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I'm sorry, but I'm mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!
Sarah claims she's still friends with George, "We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago." George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.
The dumb bitch went on to say, "Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves." Okay, she's a robot. Humans do not talk like that.
Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, "I've had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can't talk about it yet because it's not a done deal. I hope it happens because I've never been to England, and I'd love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I'd be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor."
Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn't she? I'm surprised she also didn't say that she's in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he's going to give her 25%.
And "modeling opportunity" is call girl code for "an overnight orgy."
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What does a horny guy from Hollywood do when he can't risk being sucked off by Divine Brown? Call it a girlfriend.
Then, he realized how big her teeth really were...
Apparently castration phobia is huge.
Hand model? Try hand job model.
tick ... tock ... tick ... tock ... DING!
Her fifteen minutes are up!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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A model? She might be a good hand model, but sorry, she isn't that attractive.
in addition, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^^ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ...
Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Bingo. Next you'll see her photographed OUTSIDE The Ivy, or at the beach posing with her cellulite.
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Hi! Mike! Yeah, truth be told..she just couldn't compete against the memory of his beloved...Max, his pot bellied pig...no matter how well she snorted when they did the dirty dirty.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
You might think your teefs are bright but I can still see the rings on your neck.
LALALALALALA!
Meh, if there's no " I almost drowned a midget look alike of George cuz I wanted some lovin' in the bathtub and but quick" I ain't interested...
Oh, what? Like you ho's are? Get over it. You know you'd take mini-me's ho's tell all over anything this generic skank beard has to say, and don't lie....
George Clowney? Psssht...wake me up when he's over...
Mini-me is da man!
(Yes, I brought some bile up just typing that, but the truth brings bile up...It just does...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ha ha, I have a good friend of mine who really believed this shit: ***help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he's going to give her 25%.***
MK your shit is the funniest.
DAMN! girlfriend got some big honkin' teef!!
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 8, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Damn! Her teeth! Talk about piano keys!
I cheap piano's keys at that - real ivory is never that bright, preternatural white.
Oh, I smell what the Brits euphemistically call "Glamour Modeling." Meaning soon enough, we will be treated to topless skank pix of what her ass. Good job, whatsyername!
That is all.
Damn! Her teeth! Talk about piano keys!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 8, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Bingo. Next you'll see her photographed OUTSIDE The Ivy, or at the beach posing with her cellulite.
I could give a sweet moose fart.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
She's starting to sound as pathetic as PP.
"I've had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me...I can't talk about it yet....."
Sound familiar?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Please don't let this be the last post today, MK! Don't go out with a whimper.
"I'm surprised she also didn't say that she's in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he's going to give her 25%."
I love you MK for saying this about her, cause I know too that this bitch is dumb enough to fall for idiotic shit like this...
My C-batteries just wore out before I could comment. MUTH *&(*&(*^*&!
nose job, was one big honker. ;>
teefs
neck
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Leaving the country? Quick, someone - lock the door.
A model? She might be a good hand model, but sorry, she isn't that attractive.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
So, she is going back to being a model.