Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Shane Ross - Marie aka Snobby Saleswoman #2 in Pretty Woman - Yesterday, I posted about this scene in PW where two cunty saleswomen give shade to Julia Roberts. I couldn't find the scene, but Alisa found this shit for me. I always hated Marie, saleswoman #2. I mean, she's the fucking saleswoman #2 and she's still acting like a total bitch to Julia! Click here to see the clip of cunty Marie telling Julia "It's veeery expensive."
Thanks Alisa
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I was in Pier 1 the other day and thanks to three overly aggressive sales clerks I left. They have that hyper-phony perkiness thing going on and I could see right through them. I carry a big bag as I always have cameras in there, books, journals, etc. I've never stolen anything in my damned life. I'm not dressed like a slob and I was with my Mom. I often wonder how much business stores lose thanks to women like that. If I've told you once that "I"m just looking" please get the message. And you know, I was planning on buying stuff and I walked out.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 9, 2008 - 8:34am.
It cracks me up that Julia Roberts called Angelian Jolie "Spider Woman" while her hubby acted as a spy on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She said that everyone could see Jolie catching Pitt in a web like a spider (or some shit). MEANWHILE she took Modar from a wife, Vera. As a matter of fact, when Vera Modar publically asked Roberts to back off, Roberts had a T-Shirt made that said A low Vera (Aloe Vera- stupid play on words) and wore it around so the paps could photo her in it. But we can forget about that because she is America's FN sweetheart and is a woman of substance. C*NT.
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Could NOT have said it better. It chaps my ass when people get all up on Jolies shit for "stealing" a grown man, when this red headed slut did the same thing!! But she just flashes her chiclet smile....and the works heaves a collective sigh and smile......
You're right, she is a C*NT
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i dont understand why salespeople at certain upscales stores act like they're the fking owners and are shitting fking gold..... at the end of the day they're just salespeople.. im sure you dont need a fking college degree to sell shit.
MK, I still think that Dey Young owns that scene -- look at the way she arches her eyebrows and says the words "fit you". Just my opinion.
@TinaTuna -- I've worked as a selling manager in a midwestern upscale department store -- which was overtaken and exists only in memory now -- and some of our best customers were the "old money" folks. They had no need to impress anyone and they dressed however they felt. I had mistakenly hired this pretty college-age girl for a part-time gig over the summer. I caught her one morning following one of our best male customers at arm's length -- this guy's worth millions, but dresses like a shop rat -- and when she arrogantly said "I don't think we have anything suitable for you here", I jumped in and greeted the guy by name, excused us, and almost dragged her into a nearby stockroom. She rolled her eyes and was actually angry when I told her that all our customers received excellent service -- she said it was unfair to have to wait on "low-class" people and asked if someone else could handle them. Thank God she was still in her probationary period. She was let go before the afternoon was over.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
God I hated that bitch. She reminded me of every second tier popular girl in boarding school.
I don't like Julia Roberts. Overrated as an actress and thankfully off the radar currently, raising her children with the nobody husband she stole (oh, yes, men can be stolen), and I hope she stays there.
Pretty Woman was unrealistically glamorizing of a sad profession, selling your body for money. There may be high class beautiful call girls doing it for sheer thrills, but that is the exception, not the rule. (Not that hooker movies can't be funny: Night Shift, just for one.)
JR had a body double for the nude scenes and the poster. If you can't as an actress show your body in your 20s/30s, when CAN you?
On the plus side, I did like the brown polka dot outfit she wore to the horse racing event.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
hahahaha! i love it.
yo, hos dont get to wear no 'spensive clothes
holla dlister hobags! happy tuesday (gag)
i love that hot slut's white hair... and uhm, is that a scrunchie on your hair or one of those ready made bow barrettes? lol!
Listen up, sluts...
This is how you deal with stuck up salesbitches:
If they keep asking you can they help you...
MAKE THOSE BITCHES HELP YOU!
Ask them for everything you like (and even don't like) in several sizes, and when you go to the fitting room, take these sales-skanks with you.
And then if they don't want to help you further?
That's when you call their manager.
The end, punkt!
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@ Hekki,
You couldn't be more right. My mother dresses in clothes that are 20+ years old. She doesn't like to throw things out as they (in her own words) "will be back in fashion someday". Sadly, she gets treated like shit by bitchy sales people. I will never forget the time she bought my husband and I a crib for the birth of our first child. The sales people followed her around like she was going to steal something and then when she decided to buy a very expensive crib they snarked to her "did she think she could afford it" and then said "you know, we don't offer payment plans". She left immediately but not before flashing her platinum Amex. I felt really really bad for her and wanted to sock the shit out the sales people.
LMAO! good job!
Saleswoman #1 is a BIGGER bitch than saleswoman #2
BITCH made me mad...Don't mess with Julia!!!!
OMG! Hahaha. Yah, these bitches were bitches, but if we were them, we wouldn't have let Vivian in the store either. I mean, c'mon - pleather thigh-highs and an electric-blue pleather mini attached to some little white cut-off top thing? No way.
I always the scene where Julia came back to rub her purchases in their bitch saleslady faces could've been played longer/better. Not satisfying.
Wow...Ice Queen....
The fact that you hated her so much MK means that she played her role well.
I absolutely hated Laura San Giacomo after seeing 'Sex, Lies and Videotape', but considering her character that could probably be considered a compliment.
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MK, you are so crazy hahahahahaah.
I don't know who's worse, this bitch, or that snobby ass saleswoman in Pretty in Pink!
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Well, in all fairness, if a hooker walked into a pricey boutique, that's what would happen. Some places have a buzzer on the door so they can decide not to let you in if you look too sketchy.
On the OTHER hand, you can't tell whether someone is a spender or not by the way they dress. Because some really wealthy walk around like schleps and we all know about the celebs who try on a bunch of shit and leave the clothing on the floor without spending a penny.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "””””””””””””””” *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now
It cracks me up that Julia Roberts called Angelian Jolie "Spider Woman" while her hubby acted as a spy on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She said that everyone could see Jolie catching Pitt in a web like a spider (or some shit). MEANWHILE she took Modar from a wife, Vera. As a matter of fact, when Vera Modar publically asked Roberts to back off, Roberts had a T-Shirt made that said A low Vera (Aloe Vera- stupid play on words) and wore it around so the paps could photo her in it. But we can forget about that because she is America's FN sweetheart and is a woman of substance. C*NT.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 9, 2008 - 7:30am.
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Kinda wanted to curb her and then beat her to death with that stupid hat.
Jeez, I'm hormonal this morning...
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 9, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I'm actually more uncomfortable watching her come back all glammed up and telling them it was a "big mistake, big, HUGE" to not help her before.
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Thank you! I hated that scene too. She was so smug about it.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Death becomes her.
Holy fuckballs. That picture will haunt me all day. Thanks, MK. :P
I'm actually more uncomfortable watching her come back all glammed up and telling them it was a "big mistake, big, HUGE" to not help her before.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I'd still tell Julia "Horse Face" Roberts to get the hell out of my store. Hate her. And she's not a very good actress.
She has creepy white eyes!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 9, 2008 - 8:19am.
I would have told Julia Roberts to get the fuck out of my store too. Horsefaced ho.
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Now if they added those two words "Horsefaced ho" in the scene, then it would have been fuuny.
Yup they were ready to kiss fugly Julia's arse when she came in the store looking prim and proper.
I would have told Julia Roberts to get the fuck out of my store too. Horsefaced ho.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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