17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby
What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, "That bitch looks old."
Baby Maddie looks like.......a baby.
Jamie Lynn also did some long ass boring interview with OK! Click here to read that boring shit, but here's a quote:
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
She's totally giving her Purple DRANK, isn't she? I need to hit up Brit Brit for that recipe.
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What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy.
This is one of the funniest pieces of writing you've ever done, MK. Truly brill. I love it. From the frosted ass hell right to the Piggly WIggly cashier this is top flight!
Kinda of topic - One of Unfitney's fans compared JL & Casey to Christina & Jordan. True.
The fan said "Casey probably didn't want to be on the cover, cuz he doesn't probably want to be famous, like Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman."
*screams, pulls out hair*
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
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Very good!!!
Hopefully the auditr will give a shit about what you just wrote, which sums it up nicely
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 9, 2008 - 9:35am.
You are officially *AWESOME* in my book.
We should all just copy-paste an email to the editor of what you wrote and give you credit. lol
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I say we get dangerous
Thanks, LoLo. Not my best, but I've got to keep up w/ the gossip, visit w/ my friends, &, oh, yeah, do that pesky thing called work!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 9, 2008 - 9:35am.
Great job! And very thoughtful too.
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The breakdown: amen!
Hekki
I know someone from Pittsburgh who moved South and makes the biggest production of sounding like a good old boy.
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Hello? George W. Bush anybody!?
Agreed about the glorifying teen pregnancy thing. This really is pathetic. They should put the single teenage mother on the cover who works at the local Stop 'n' Go and who barely can afford cigarettes and crack. In other words, what Jamie Lynn would have been doing if she hadn't had a pushy stage mother.
Okay, gang, I challenge you: Put your money where your mouth is. I just emailed the editor.
Contact info: http://www.okmagazine.com/contact/
I chose the "ask the editor" one since there wasn't really one that fit.
Here’s what I sent:
Dear Editor:
Your story on Jamie Lynn Spears is very irresponsible journalism. “Being a mom is the best feeling in the world”? I agree, but I’m a 43-year-old married woman with a career, a house, & a family. You’ve succeeded in glamorizing Jamie Lynn’s life to other impressionable teens. Congratulations.
There’s no mention in your article that any of this is a challenge for this 17-year-old girl. Very few 17-year-olds can afford to care for a child, a home, & a nanny or 2. I had my son at 38, & it was hard. Yes, I was mature enough to handle it, but if I’d had a nanny & the security that I didn't have to go back to work & leave him in some strange day care after 6 weeks, things might have seemed much easier.
I can't imagine being a 17-year-old mom living in my parents' basement w/ my child. I’m sure a lot of young girls will get to experience just that thanks to your ridiculous article.
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on July 9, 2008 - 5:33am.
Hekki
I know someone from Pittsburgh who moved South and makes the biggest production of sounding like a good old boy.
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Hello? George W. Bush anybody!?
Agreed about the glorifying teen pregnancy thing. This really is pathetic. They should put the single teenage mother on the cover who works at the local Stop 'n' Go. In other words, what Jamie Lynn would have been doing if she hadn't had a pushy stage mother.
AND Big Crazy's coattails to glom onto.
Im pretending this little girl and her manly looking baby do not exist! My own little world is FUN this way!
*thanks mom for my good genes. Flips hair. Runs into sliding glass door. Totaly thought that shit was open*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 5:24am.
This is totally glamorizing teen pregnancy and I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business.
She should be in the back of the magazine, if at ALL, wedged in between the Pad-a-Panty and the Gut-Be-Gone ads!
Can I *get* an amen?!
Oh, yes m' man. It is like she thinks she is going to resurrect the Spears reputation based on lies and bullshit so early in the game. Nice try. Those of us who have kids know the real deal. Liar. Dummy. Skank. Numb-nuts. Spears.
csection or vaginal.. anyone know???
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She looks like she's a 40 year old teenage mother soooo happy to have a baby to take care of.
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I say we get dangerous
She couldn't look more middle-aged if they put her in a twin-set and pearls!
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How much did they pay you for this pic!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 9:24am.
This is totally glamorizing teen pregnancy and I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business.
She should be in the back of the magazine, if at ALL, wedged in between the Pad-a-Panty and the Gut-Be-Gone ads!
Can I *get* an amen?!
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Amen and Hallelujah!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Um, being a mom is the best feeling in the world? Good of OK mag to glorify teen pregnancy givng other girls the impression that it's easy and fun! Irresponsible journalism!!!!
This is totally glamorizing teen pregnancy and I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business.
She should be in the back of the magazine, if at ALL, wedged in between the Pad-a-Panty and the Gut-Be-Gone ads!
Can I *get* an amen?!
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I agree with your Dramaqueen!
Submitted by chefcammi on July 9, 2008 - 8:09am.
Omg! For Keeps! That movie rocked! And by "rocked," I mean I kind of remember it.
chefcammi: Agree with you again. If there's a problem, the nanny will handle it.
My SIL is always rolling her eyes when one of my kids cries or acts up. And Mr. Hekki said "Well, just wait until she has her own kid; she'll see what it's like." Thing is, she won't. She'll never change a poopy diaper, never breastfeed ("That's GROSS"), never miss a workout or nail appointment or a meeting. Because she will be one of those women with a staff of full-time nannies. Hell, their dog goes to day care on the WEEKENDS so she can work out and get massages and shop.
And yes, I am a bit jealous.
Submitted by Hekki on July 9, 2008 - 7:12am.
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The southerners who actually have thoughts hate the twang. I only show my twang when I am intoxicated.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
If I knew a teenage girl I’d show her this picture and point out how much having a baby will age you.
Kudos to all previous posters who pointed out how irresponsible of this mag and Jamie Lynn (or more correctly, her handlers) to give young girls a false impression of (teen) motherhood.
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So does baby daddy work or anything? Oh wait they probably got a couple mil for the picture and story from OK magazine. He and Federline know the key to a great lazy white trash guy meal ticket...knock up a Spears...
Submitted by FritoDorito: "certain people who have that god awful twang go out of their way to accentuate it and make it worse especially if they're around someone who doesn't talk like that."
Totally! I know someone from Pittsburgh who moved South and makes the biggest production of sounding like a good old boy. It's the most annoying thing. But he still says certain things with that Pennsylvania/Ohio accent anyway.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 9, 2008 - 7:06am.
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Amen. There might be some people who would disagree w/ me on this but I've always been a fence sitter on the whole "wait until marriage thing" On the one hand I think it is a great idea (it's something that I practice myself) on the other hand it's bullshit. Stories like this make me believe that this shit should be mandatory for some people...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Two Drinks: I was too!
O/T: She looks older than my ex-mom-in-law
@Hekki
seriously, though- I think the word baby is too cutesy for the Bratz loving tween...
"I want to have a squid" (or replace squid with stupid)
"I want to have a steamy" (my personal fav)
ALSO-
This can kinda go along with my theory that if you have money, you can afford to look beautiful (or better, in the extreme cases). Maybe I should rephrase- celebs get paid to look good. And when these paid-to-loo-good celebs have steamies of their own? They HIRE NANNIES. Sorry, but a baby pretty much sleeps for the first 2 days. She'll NEVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER!!!! know what it's like to be a regular mom. The only thing she'll struggle with is picking out what to wear.
Networks neeed to run that Molly Ringwald movie from the 80's about her getting pregnant and married at like 16 or 17. Shit have a marathon on the CW.
ok. Hurry, MK.. post something else!!!!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 9, 2008 - 9:04am.
OMG! That ho who slept with 150 people or more also had 4 abortions. And I've always truly despised people who use abortion as birth control.
I'm with you on that. Fucking SICK. Abortion is NOT nor will it EVER be BIRTH CONTROL. What is wrong with some people? I guess the good thing is that they aren't procreating more sick fucks like themselves but still...ughhhhhhh. Just sad.
ANYWAY (trying to lighten things up), GREY? GREY?
I agree w/ those who say this is very irresponsible journalism. Very few 17-year-olds can afford to care for a child, a home, & a nanny or 2. I had my son at 38, & it was hard. Yes, I was mature enough to handle it, but a nanny & knowing I didn't have to go back to work & leave him in some strange day care after 6 weeks would've made like so much better. At least I had my own place & a husband. I can't imagine being a 17-year-old mom living in my parents' basement w/ my child. *sigh* How the world has changed from when I was 17!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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God, I can just hear her give that interview with the twang. One thing I've noticed since I live in Texas is that certain people who have that god awful twang go out of their way to accentuate it and make it worse especially if they're around someone who doesn't talk like that.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 8:46am.
ricki lake for sanity post O' the day.
I can't expound much on what you already wrote except to say [in agreement] that touting a teen pregnancy is NOT the right message to send to young girls. What is next? "I had four abortions and I'm proud of it"?
OMG! That ho who slept with 150 people or more also had 4 abortions. And I've always truly despised people who use abortion as birth control.
We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her,
YEAH THEY WRESTLED AND SHE GETS 1ST BATH
and we're happy going about our little life. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
WAIT TILL IT STARTS TEETHING AND U R ON YR OWN !!!!!!
Babies in duffel bags?! Wtf? Why would someone do that? It reminds of the story in the news right now, about the dude who left his elderly, infirm parents in a car with the windows up in the heat and his dad died. I know shit happens, but sometimes you really have to question what people were thinking. Much like Jamie and Lynn Spears when they decided to procreate.
"There's no screaming and crying."
Give it a few months, JL...soon that baby will be pissed over just about anything! My niece was just fine the first two months...then she cried all the damn time.
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath."
(I want to know who gives Little Jamie her bath?)
"We have a routine, and I love routines."
(Children, especially teens with ADD, love their routines.)
"I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life."
(We lounge about in our little mansion and drive our little luxury SUV, and I buy every little thing I want.)
"She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
(Nope, Jamie and Maddie aren't screaming and crying.....yet. It hasn't even been a month, y'all.)
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 8:46am.
ricki lake for sanity post O' the day.
I can't expound much on what you already wrote except to say [in agreement] that touting a teen pregnancy is NOT the right message to send to young girls. What is next? "I had four abortions and I'm proud of it"?
I'm glad that the baby and 'mom' are healthy and whatnot but parading this embarrassment [yes, if you get pregnant and are under 18 and unwed, there SHOULD be a little shame involved] around like it's some grand, prideful event, then that is just pathetic.
HOPEFULLY, parents are parenting their daughters to be smarter than this stupid shit anyhow and therefore none of this mental midgetry will have any impact.
She looks like a middle aged soccer mom
Submitted by chefcammi: "Maybe if we erased the term "baby" and replaced it with squid or steamy, then maybe the appeal of saying "I want to have a baby" would lose it's, well, appeal!"
You made me cackle out loud!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 9, 2008 - 4:52am.
Nanoop - I meant sad for her. I hate to say "good ole days" being that I am only 30 but I remember a gf of mine being one of those women who tragically killed her infant after having him by putting him a duffle bag. Sex didn't seem like much fun after all that
wow, that is very tragic. At least you were affected by the event, meaning that it didn't just bounce off of you and you never gave it another thought. That sex can have real repercussions shows that you are a smart girl, and understand consequences, and that puts you ahead of many, many others.
{Stepping off soap-box}
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site " ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "””””””””””””””” " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site now
"There's no screaming and crying."
Liar. Damn liar.
And whoa, she's getting into Ali Lohan territory with that hair.
...good to see she got her hair did 15 minutes after the baby was born.. aaahhhh what a nice shade of grey.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 9, 2008 - 6:52am.
Nanoop - I meant sad for her. I hate to say "good ole days" being that I am only 30 but I remember a gf of mine being one of those women who tragically killed her infant after having him by putting him a duffle bag. Sex didn't seem like much fun after all that.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Hekki on July 9, 2008 - 7:52am.
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Exactly. I'm not saying she should be shipped off and kept as the family shame (her sister done stole that thar title) but OK mag is glamorizing teen pregnancy when the idiots who are out there and will fall for it are the same ones who probably think they can't get pregnant unless the moon is full.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
ricki - there is some polo t-shirt ad. I call it porn cause I know if my boss saw it it would not fair well. It's rather tame.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 8:46am.
Totally agree- many good points.
How irresponsible of People. Teens see cute babies in cute strollers or "little babies in little strollers" (how many times was that word used on the quote MK posted alone?) and the baby shower scenes from movies and decide to set up house. About fifteen years later the cycle repeats.
Idocracy anyone?