Troll Needs Help
"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything." That's what some inside source told Star Magazine. Why do inside sources always talk like entertainment reporters? Young and hip? Ew.
The source claims MK is one messy troll and that she's been partying all the time and binge drinking. Okay, "binge drinking" for her is probably like two sips of a beer a night. Seriously, that tiny troll totally gets drunk from just sniffing rubbing alcohol.
The source also said MK visited some holistic spa to detox, but that didn't stop her partying ways. Of course not! Detoxing is just to prepare yourself for the next round of binge drinking. Drop and reload!
Now I don't know if this messy troll needs rehab for booze problems, but she should seek help for wearing those Arthur the Aardvark sunglasses in public.
P.S. - I love the picture of Tommy Girl with Xenu handles. It gives John Travolta something to hold on to while he's riding that alien pony into the next dimension.
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Green Is Good said on July 9, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I wish both the Olsen trolls would go back to the Keebler Elf tree they came from forever. They annoy the piss out of me.
Sorry buddy. Why the Hell do you think we kicked them out of the tree in the first place? Besides, Mary-Kate freaks the hell out of the crew running the Fudge Shop.
i hate how she purses her lips.
so sad!
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That's an OLD picture! While I think everyone would be better off without the twin trolls, this is from at least a month ago!! Way to go Star! Always that reliable bastion of entertainment news.....
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 9:32am.
What is wrong with these overindulged twats? Why can't they be happy? For shitsake she's in her twenties and rich.
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Word. I have no sympathy for the Grey Gardens trolls. Cry me a fucking river.
I wish both the Olsen trolls would go back to the Keebler Elf tree they came from forever. They annoy the piss out of me.
Ahhahhaa!! MK!!
"Riding that alien pony into the next dimension"!!!
party pix + prune pix = tabloid CRISIS!
I agree with those who have said there is nothing wrong with her.
I can't wait to see the new Batman movie!
Argggg...i'm so sick of those hideous trout pout lips...WHO really thinks they're attractive? And i saw this little twat on letterman. She acted like a silly school girl stoned for the first time and wanting to get laid. bluck
If I had that much cash, I would not spend it trying to look like a Park Avenue dowager. What a waste...
LOLl i like the way they write "haunted by ledger" and they put a picture of him as the joker...what is he doing? flying around her going "woooooo"? plzz, lol
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wait, no... the hair is mary kate. I'm really embarrassed I just commented twice on this post.
I think that is actually Ashley on the main shot. I know Ashley wore those glasses at fashion week (I remember because they were notably hideous.)And the picture looks more like Ashley too. I always tell the two apart because while Mary Kate may look more trollish, Ashley has a bit of a simian quality about the face.
Dirk Diggler:
They were making millions before they could even speak.
If only it could have remained that way.
And anyone hopping around NYC knows Mary-Kate is a bonafide crackhead with good PR blowing smoke and mirrors up any ass that will bend over for it.
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It's nothing serious--just a little constipation, is all. See? Look: She's asking for prunes in that picture. She's saying, "Prune?" Give the poor girl some prunes so she can be regular once again.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler
Those twins are so irrelevant, uninteresting, insignificant, ugly... And yet they're worth hundreds of millions. Go figure.
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Amen to that. Who cares what these midget messes do? Typical Hollywood trash with money.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 11:11am.
EXACTLY
When money just falls into your lap how can you possibly appreciate it?
SOMEONE's blood, sweat and tears are behind every dollar but people with money to burn will never see it that way.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 9:32am.
The idle rich are some of the unhappiest people around. They don't work for anything and thus nothing really has any value to them. Throw in Hollywood and well...you're fucked.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 9:32am.
The idle rich are some of the unhappiest people around. They don't work for anything and thus nothing really has any value to them. Throw in Hollywood and well...you're fucked.
What the hell happened to the MK's lips? Did she go to the same surgeon of Jocelyn Wildestein?
Rich, lonely, and stoooooooopid...how sad for her!
I just don't buy this. She seemed fine on Letterman, not like some of the rest. I'd say load 'o crap on this one.
I thought it read "beige drinking"....silly brain!!
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this article has given me a foolproof way to know when someone needs rehab. if they look over their glass and slur, "I don't have a problem. I am young, hip and entitled to live my life as I see fit!" pack 'em off!
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that's a cocaine pout right there for you
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Those twins are so irrelevant, uninteresting, insignificant, ugly... And yet they're worth hundreds of millions. Go figure.
What is wrong with these overindulged twats? Why can't they be happy? For shitsake she's in her twenties and rich. Why does she spend her time trying to look like a grandmother with a bad coke habit?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 10:18am.
If Mary-Kate falls, does it really matter?
This seems like one those Zen riddles:
If a talentless skank troll falls and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Also, I may be retarded, b/c when MK posts about MK, I get all confused:(
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
_Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 10:24am
Oh man I was like, " Damn we need to go check on Ricki Lake he done hit his head he doesnt sound like Ricki!"
Yeah he had talent though. Or I liked his shit at least. ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
They don't have duck lips rehab do they? I think Michelle Pfeiffer and Meg Ryan looked into that once...
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by LoLo on July 9, 2008 - 9:10am.
Lol, I was kidding. I'm not a Ledgerloonie, but bitch obvi didn't help the sitch by having the masseuse call her "people" like, 3 times before she just decided on her own to call 911. At least Heath had talent. Hopefully Mary Kate will be the next to go. One can only dream. ¡Viva la Ashley!
chefcammi,
When i first read that story, i absolutely thought, WTF, then tried it.
*hangs head in shame*
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Oh I'm sure Heather Ledger wants the spend the rest of his after life hanging around a bitch who dresses like a bag lady.
Note to MK, if you'd stop doing so many drugs then you would stop seeing dead people.
Ewww, her lips. It bugs me how she and her sister and other 'celebrities' are always posing.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "””””””””””””””” *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now
If Mary-Kate falls, does it really matter?
I mean, standing up even in heels she is mere inches from the goddamn floor.
And if she drinks one drink, she's probably lit.
Fuckin' sprites can't handle their liquor!
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You know what I'd do with that much troll money?
A. I'd make Omar create me a magic, flying carpet so I didn't have to go through customs.
B. I'd hire fifty men to fan me, slather me with oil, massage me and feed me anything my heart desires *wink*.
C. I sure as fuck wouldn't be pouting and crying snot boogers in my money. Uh-UH! No way! I'll be walking naked in the freezer section with my lawyer tyvm!
"They tried to make her go to rehab, she went BARF, BARF, BARF". All over Ashley's new Dollah Tree flip flops.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Cry me a fucking river of money, twat.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Terrible to say she's haunted by Heath or whatevr. And have a pic of him there, If she wasn't before, she is NOW.. Dayum.. the world is voodoo!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
"pppprunes"
dont tell me YOU avent tried it in the mirror.
oh, you havent?
gah!
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"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything."
I could see this quote in a story about Shitney, Blohan, Wino, Parisite, etc., etc. What a lovely generation this one is, thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want w/ no consequences.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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PRUUUUNE!
What i learned from Dlisted today...Arthur is an aardvark, not a bear. I'll be damned.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Ummm murdered Heath Ledger? Ricki?
How the hell can you murder a dude in another state? I just farted and killed a bitch in San Antonio.
If you ever saw Heath out and about you would know he was no innocent with the drugs. None of these fuckers are.
Lots of ugly bitches have too much cash.
Meh.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Poor little rich bitch troll.
At least you aren't porking out like Tommygirl...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Those are Chanel 5018's, and I love em. She can't pull those off for shit, Nicole can however. I hate this chick, she needs to OD already.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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Aardvark glasses with donald duck lips.
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