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FYI, That's not Tecate The Empress of Lucite is drinking. Shauna Sand made one of her many assistants fill an empty Tecate bottle with Dom Pérignon. The always gracious natural beauty doesn't want the peons around her to feel threatened by her luxurious tastes. Shauna is truly a humble saint.
Shauna graced the crowd of four people at the after-party for "No Bad Days" last night. I'm relieved to see that she's back to wearing her signature fine crystal heels. It's also nice to see Shauna without much make-up on. Seriously, she's barely wearing any! That's how beautiful she is. And that's not lip liner she's wearing, Shauna's lips naturally look like that.
International supermodel and big-screen star Phoebe Denise Price also took time out from her busy schedule of posing with weekly magazines to attend the party. How the room didn't explode from the supreme elegance radiating off of PP and Shauna is beyond me.
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You add PP and SS....put an "I" in there...its a glorious glamourous combination....pure PISS.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 9:24am.
Do you recall the Jenny Jones/Ricki Lake episodes that were like "In high school I was a dork, but now I'm someone you'd like pork!"? They featured chicks with low self-esteem that were homely as hell in high school but became ginormous fake-tittied, spandex bikini-wearing peroxide strippers? Yah, Shauna Sand is like an amalgam of all those girls. Lorenzo Lamas was hot enough, he could've scored an actually hot chick rather than this used and abused burlap cumrag.
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I love those episodes! They're so trashtastic I can't look away. I remember one with body builders. God I hate those look at me now people. Highschool is only 4 years of your life and they spend the rest of their lives trying to prove themselves to people they will never see again. Pathetic.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Tecate is cheap piss beer. PERFECT for her lucitedness...
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
SS is't even pretty. She looks like a melting wax statue.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
It must be fate:
PP = ping pongs
Oh, and on a side note, i had a dream about PP last week while on vacation. Dlisted withdrawals are scary!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Do you recall the Jenny Jones/Ricki Lake episodes that were like "In high school I was a dork, but now I'm someone you'd like pork!"? They featured chicks with low self-esteem that were homely as hell in high school but became ginormous fake-tittied, spandex bikini-wearing peroxide strippers? Yah, Shauna Sand is like an amalgam of all those girls. Lorenzo Lamas was hot enough, he could've scored an actually hot chick rather than this used and abused burlap cumrag.
Yuck, who would wear a dress with a pitcure of Snaggle Tooth Moss on it?
pp and shauna sand in one post? at only 10:40? i just came.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
So so wrong on so many levels that I cannot even begin to discuss this disater without possibly causing myself to hypervetilate and choke on my own vomit...end!
If you don't want to vomit and lose your appetite for the rest of the day, don't look at the fourth thumbnail of SS.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Wow, the 2 most deluded-about-their-looks women in one room. Fun!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 11:05am.
She's holding the beer bottle like it's a ten pound cock.
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It's those unique skills that buys both of these trannified ladies the free time and money to fly around the world and spread their rare beauty, and legs.
Seriously, they should co-author a book on how to succeed in and even live off famewhoring with zero looks, less brain power, few or no connections, and heinous taste. Guaranteed bestseller.
Look at PP's 2nd pic. Jesus. Those chicken balls.
Whats going on with Shauna's eyeliner? Bottom heavy.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Mish on July 9, 2008 - 11:08am.
Did PP get golf balls implanted in her cheeks?
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WOW. She really hated the chicken cutlets nickname and wanted to be called chicken balls instead?
Ugh! Never get close to SS, she is a complete disaster. And might I add fugly too.
the really sad thing about Shauna Sand is she really thinks she looks good.
Her fucking eyebrows speak to me... they look like dark caterpillars on an albatrosses ass.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
PP always manages to remind me how fucking scared I am of clowns.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
PP, get shoes that fucking fit. I hate it when the toes hang over, gross.
What is Tecate?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
hi beesh! gimme a sec, let me load that shit.
yeah, i haven't been around. I was, er.. you know, taking a "vacation"...
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
The best part about Phoebs is that she always looks Batshit crazy. I mean those eyes, those insane cheek implants, and the expression on her ugly face just makes it for me.
Stay crazy, Pony Girl!
Holy fucking freak show.
shauna sand is a poster child for why not to have plastic surgery i mean damn
She is one unattractive woman. Seriously, don't these chicks see how badly they eff up their faces when they do this shit??
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
FARRAH!
HI!
get your ass on Yahoo....haven't you missed Shauna and PP? You haven't been around!
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
Two fine examples of women with better than average looks who went and fucked up their faces.
Shauna QuickSands is one plastic surgery procedure and one tanning session away from looking like a fuckin' Jack-o-Lantern!
OMG!
Can anyone else see this scary resemblance?!
And PP is just pathetic!
that's all.
www.myspace.com/triston
and who wastes their time taking pics of this ho..then again we're all wasting our time commenting on them so moooving ooonnnn
AAAHHHHGGG!!! DON'T CLICK ON 4TH PIC!!!
i am now forever scarred. Just when i thought my eyes were healing from PP's tidal wave of thighs, i get hit with this nightmare. Now excuse me as i go wash my eyes with nail polish remover....
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
She grasps and sucks that bottle like the pro she is...
And nice lipliner/lipstick – guess the ride over was a little bumpy.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Eek, that full head shot - it's like Joker!
This girl used to be pretty. What has she done to herself?
Looking at PP is making me crave pistachio ice cream.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Did PP get golf balls implanted in her cheeks?
PP looks like Poison Ivy.
damn that is one ugly bitch i mean not even a case of that shit she's drinking will make her look any better
Shauna and PP in the same post? MK, you must have cum all over your computer screen!
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
MK is always posting photos of this whore. I just have to say I think she is a cunt. It's been bothering me and I just had to get it off my chest.
4TH THUMBNAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDD MY EYESSSSS!!!!!
She has hemorrhoid lips.
Fuck, shes really busted
Um, I just looked at Shauna Sand up close. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
I used to date a man who refused to let me drink a beer straight from the bottle because it " did not look right with my image"
Now i live a man with a big giant cock and we BOTH drink our beer in our panties in our home we share.
Shove my "image" up yer butt JoBoo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She's holding the beer bottle like it's a ten pound cock.
This woman makes my outie an innie.
I love how PP is always trying to prove that she doesn't have cellulite. Give it up, bitch!!!