Lenny In The Middle
Lenny Kravitz somehow found himself in the middle of the A-Rod/Vadge drama after he invited Cynthia Rodriguez to Paris so that she could get away from all the attention. Shortly after that, rumors of Lenny and C-Rod doing sexy times together started to spread. A source told Page Six that when Lenny found out about the rumors, he "looked like he was going to throw up." He was probably just picturing C-Rod's buff bagina.
C-Rod's trainer thinks Lenny's manager (now ex-manager), Guy Oseary, is to blame. Oseary also manages Vadge and A-Rod.
About two weeks ago C-Rod's trainer called Lenny to let him know that Oseary was planning to whore out the Vadge and A-Rod story to the media. Lenny immediately fired Oseary.
Now Lenny thinks that Oseary is the one who leaked the fake story of him cheating with C-Rod to the media as a payback for firing him. Are you still following this? Because I'm not. Anyway, a spokesbitch for Lenny confirmed that he fired Oseary as his manager two weeks ago.
This whole saga is turning into a really bad Jackie Collins novel without the glamour and champagne. We just need to get all of them on Jerry Springer already, because this shit is out of control.
This guy has posted his personal ad to the wealthy dating site called R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?
He looks like just about the Highest Motherfucker I have Ever seen! HAAY!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
He looks SO STONED! AWESOME!
Your face!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Isn't he supposed to be celibate?
That's C-Rod's hand guiding that Sharpie right where a chola wants it.
It's good to know that Madonna is still a shameless, fame-whoring narcissist of the first order who'll stop at nothing to grab a headline. Some things never change. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
The last few years I have noticed that Lenny is lazy-cock-eyed.
Nicole Kidman mut have dropped a few botox beads into his unsuspecting pupils back in the day.
www.myspace.com/triston
MK: you tagged this MADDOX?! lol
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you got that right, Guy sold his balls for 100 million
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so he doesn't count
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Lenny is nice from the neck down
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Conway...Hello Darlin'. It's been a long time.
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Why hello pretty lady....wanna come back to my trailer and get this thing a rock'n?
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
Conway...Hello Darlin'. It's been a long time.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Ive never found mister krativiz attractive...i dont get the appeal. Hes just toooooo classicaly, typically good features to be my cup o tea!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
I'm going to believe Lenny. If he has been sex free for a while and he has a house in Paris, Than he could get with any hot European 20 something he wants. Cynthia would not be his first choice.
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DiamondDawg on July 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.
"The driver cop was so HOT" I love HOT cops and HOT firemen.....
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(glad you didn't get a ticket)
*scrolling down to read diamond dawg entertainment*
this is much more exciting than my day at work
what about guy??? anyone want to know about his feelings in all this, or does he not count because he has no balls?
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DiamondDawg:
this is some killer coochie commtion you're causing!
I wouldn't put it past Vadge to use her Kabbalah-twat to cause a rift between Cynthia and her meal ticket.
If Cyn-Sin can get millions out of him, just think what Madonna preparation H pussy can get?!
So long, Guy, we hardly knew ye.
No, really. We hardly knew ye. Madonna never let your ass out of the house.
an aside: today, someone was flirting with me and then killed it by opining that Dennis Rodman was hot.
Huh to the goddamn what?
that marsupial-Chewbacca-oranguata concoction hot?
Um, hell to the NAW!
www.myspace.com/triston
DebFrmHell on July 9, 2008 - 1:48pm
hahahaha, ok, time for PANCAKES!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Yes, yes of course. In fact, Lindsay Lohan has always been sober, and Paris Hilton is a virginal church girl. They have all fallen victim to the evil Guy Oseary, who floods the media with false stories. Right.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 10:32am.
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LOL @ everything. Yes, I had a TREMENDOUS time. I even got pulled over by the police, but I was in my PAJAMAS coming back from Starbucks! The driver cop was so HOT. I think they saw my AZ plate and thought I was cruising for meth. They said I ran a stop sign. I told them I was looking for the Rosebowl swimming pool. They gave me a stern warning and then gave me very specific directions to the pool. I said, "Uh, no. I'm scared now so I'm going home now. They said NO - GO TO THE POOL." I said, "Ok." I went two blocks and turned around and went "home" to my brother's house. Seriously, they scared the bejesus out of me.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 9, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Guy Oseary is going to wind up in rehab.
LENNY! There he is!
(that was for DebFrmHell)
Thank you for making me laugh!
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
I am 110 percent sure that i'm not her baby daddy!
Sorry! I had a Maury moment.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Guy Oseary is going to wind up in rehab.
LENNY! There he is!
(that was for DebFrmHell)
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
DivasGone on July 9, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Am I just imagining things or didn't Lenny and Madge have a fling back in the day??
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They did. Suppossedly.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 10:33am.
DiamondDawg:
between Vadge's muff and your brother's quasi-fiance's (stab me later!), the whole wide loose world is about to come to an end.
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Oh, Breakdown, I think you're right. I come back to Tuxon (as my brother pronounces it) and find out that 2 people have died while I was away.
Damn D.D. that's crazy!
Am I just imagining things or didn't Lenny and Madge have a fling back in the day??
Or am I just confusing him with every other dude on the planet that she's slept with...
Methinks Lenny K is right. Guy Oseary is doing some major manipulation things but I will bet you Madonna is behind the whole "who's doing what to whom" drama.
Why would an entertainment lawyer rep for A-Rod? He has a first class sports rep in Scott (whozit) He handles all deals for A-Rod and has made Alex an ass load of cash...
This is all about "The Kaballahdramarama" that she has pulled on many of her celebutwat friends...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
I'm stoned off my ass just looking at Lenny's pic.
Hmm a battle between Vadge and C-Rod, C-Rod will probably cut Vadge.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 9, 2008 - 10:31am.
Holy Shit DD, did he break up with her after that?
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Unfortunately - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He says he's broken up with her 8 times already. During the phone calls she yelled at me and said "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH YOUR BROTHER THESE PAST TWO YEARS!!"
I was like, "Uh, I believe you."
I said, look, Melissa is my best friend from/for like 25 years. He's known her FOREVER! There never was nor ever will be any shagging between them. She hung up.
Then she called back and said, "Oh that's great. Now he's got his sister covering for him! If he's there, put him on the phone" I'm like, dammit, he's dead asleep - he's been drinking all day - remember!!?!?!
I went upstairs anyway and said "Hey!! like 3 times and said, your girlfriend is super mad and is trying to break up with you!" HERE! And I gave him his giant phone (that glows green when you're getting a text). Its one of those fancy ones that's as big as a ceramic tile.
On Sunday morning he said she apologized. He said her mom smacked her in the head. I said, "Literally?" He said, "yeah." He said "I could hear the panic in your voice as you were trying to wake me up." LOL.
My family's like the circus. I didn't know that before. I can't wait to visit again. That's only ONE story of what all happened this weekend.
All this Madge drama is driving me nuts - ENOUGH ALREADY!!
lmao @ MK for tagging this 'Maddox'!!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
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not so media savvy now Vadge
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Kenny Lavitz had a droopy bagina face.
MK, you stole my Bagina!
What?
Sheesh.
oh Shiz, listen to this:
"Meanwhile, an explosive new report indicated that Alex has been "in love" with Madonna since at least January.
At dinner with a friend in Miami that month, the Bronx Bombers' third baseman "began tittering like a smitten schoolboy" over text messages with a woman, according a story in Us Weekly.
"He kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid," Alex's friend told Us. "He told me it was Madonna. I was shocked."
"He proceeded to say he was in love with her, but I thought he was kidding," the friend said. "But he wasn't."
In February, the friend said, A-Rod told him, "She's my fucking soulmate, dude!"
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07092008/news/regionalnews/alex_fires_back_i...
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
DiamondDawg:
between Vadge's muff and your brother's quasi-fiance's (stab me later!), the whole wide loose world is about to come to an end.
In related news, Lenny Kravitz is someone you bag just for the bragging rights, whether you wanna hit it or not!
Duh!
www.myspace.com/triston
DiamondDawg: HOW DARE YOU HAVE REAL LIFE DRAMA!?
lol...damn your brother's gf sounds like a 'crazy ho'
Tell him to watch it. Besides that drama, did you have a good time?
O and " (we shared a room, but NOT the bed, slutz)" u da slut....lol
and yes that's Frida - rocking a regular poblana outfit...but it DOES look china....damn you good biatch... :)
Holy Shit DD, did he break up with her after that?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 1:24pm.
That thumb with the red nail looks like a big toe, and now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
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So will I....*leaves the room screaming*
"bagina" -- LOL!!!
"Submitted by madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 12:24pm.
That thumb with the red nail looks like a big toe, and now I'm going to have nightmares tonight."
Why did you have to bring that to our attention? That completely grosses me out! I had an english teacher in 8th grade, Mr Dooley, who used to always put his thumb on the corner of your paper when he went around to check papers. It looked like a huge, fat big toe and it used to make me want to vomit. Honestly, sometimes I used to just say I didn't do that paper and would rather get a zero on it than have to see that fucking thing.
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
R.I.P. George.
I pulled this from the other thread since everyone came here. I thought you all might be interested in this funny story:
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 10:13am.
I was wondering where you were. How did you survive without Dlisted!? :) jk
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It was very difficult - I thought about you guys A LOT, but I couldn't find a spare computer ANYWHERE. Plus I was kinda busy. I was in LOS ANGELES for the holiday weekend. I spent most of the time running from place to place with my brother and best friend from high school. My brother's girlfriend went NUTS on Saturday night and accused my brother of shagging my best friend BY TEXT!!!! She was doing a text break-up with him at midnight (she was drunk as a skunk in Castaic). I called her and said, no, he's here in the house (in Pasadena) ASLEEP in the bedroom with me (we shared a room, but NOT the bed, slutz)and your texts woke me up!!! She called me back and hung up on me 3 times. Talk about a crazy ho! I eventually had to wake my brother up to tell him his girlfriend was trying to break up with him.
I had REAL LIFE DRAMA which kinda took the edge off of not being able to get onto Dlisted.
where does Maddox fit in? I like reading the tags...weird of me.
maybe he's the souce.
I've always liked Lenny, but who invites another man's wife to Paris? That's a little skeezy if you ask me...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I'll fuck Lenny to make him feel better. I think he's hot as hell.
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
R.I.P. George.
That thumb with the red nail looks like a big toe, and now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
*little sock monkey tongue sticking out of mouth* *huffing* *dragging studio foldout chairs onto stage* *little sock monkey hands on hips* *yelling* Okay, we're ready on the set! Where's Springer?!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Lenny should be grateful he;s being talked about at all.
************************************************** “It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom