Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Yeah, It's Awful
Let's cut to the chase, White Oprah's cokey bull nostrils can probably blow better Ali Lohan can. The 45-year-old bitch can't sing, but thanks to modern technology, she sounds OK. "All the Way Around" is Ali's first single and I'm pretty sure this shit was originally written back in the 80s for Expose or the Cover Girls.
It's not completely atrocious. Oh, who am I fooling?! It's a vomit inducer for the ears! I can just picture that old bag with her 90s choker on whining into the microphone, while White Oprah tries to booty dance in the background. Nana sits in the corner with her vanilla wafers in one hand and her bong in the other.
VIA Mollygood
Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Ha ha. Your computer skills are 'light years ahead' oh, O-KAY. I'll bet you are fascinated with conspiracy theories and the NSA and shit like that, right? Legend in your own mind. But you would never be able to work in that capacity. There is nothing you can do to me or anyone else on here, fucking idiot. 'Retarded ugly ass'.. again, you never saw me and how funny is that. Loser. I'll bet you want a gold star for sticking up for your imaginary buddy SB, ha.
And your screen name is a period, you stupid fuck. How edgy!
Prole!
When it first started I thought it was Genie in a bottle from christina. Piece of shit.
Awful to look at so won't be listening to her. A sour faced little yenta. Maybe not in real life but in reel life, on that lame show.
Submitted by MizRo on July 10, 2008 - 12:46am.
PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, kill the lohan vermin: all of them.
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Word.
They're like roaches. Just when you think the last one is gone, you are suddenly horrified to see another one crawling around.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M " to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May.
K, one last rant because this picture caught me...
This is become just like arts and crafts at daycare. Of course, everybody can make a popsicle stick cabin to varying degrees of success but that doesn't make us all sculptors.
It used to be that our popular musicians were not just musicians but actual muses. They had information to give us about the way they saw the world; commiseration about how we are all feeling at different times in our lives; they inspired us to seek our truths...Those performers that weren't poet-philosophers were *exceptionally* good at expressing for those with a message but no presence.
Now it's like - well, she's not *that* bad.
And who the hell cares what she's saying...but can she sell it? It shouldn't be too hard - sex always sells. Personally, I don't think she can even do that.
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Submitted by RJII on July 9, 2008 - 10:18pm
Glad I'm not alone on this one...everyone else seemed to detest it with a passion.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by RJII on July 9, 2008 - 10:18pm.
ok, I kinda liked it.
I'm really confused as to why. However, I think it's because my expectations were so low that no living creature could exist at that level.
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Don't worry about it too much - look at what you got to choose from:
Her voice is surprisingly 10 times better than Shitney, Miley Cyrus, Heidi, etc.
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ok, I kinda liked it.
I'm really confused as to why. However, I think it's because my expectations were so low that no living creature could exist at that level. Either that or this glass of wine has gone bad.
Her voice is surprisingly 10 times better than Shitney, Miley Cyrus, Heidi, etc.
For a 13 year old, her voice is OK and may get better with time. Too bad she looks 45. Too bad her parents are the worst part of the Lohans.
Meh.
I didn't pay attention.
I thought it was called "Baby Reach Around".
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
_Boomsy I agree it is not the worse thing out there... what is bad is that this "mom" ruined this kid afterhaving Lindsey as a test case. Money hungry bitch. I hate this kind of music but it is not bad in itself -- I could never listen to it cause it reminds me of this 14 year old's explotation. ___________________________________________
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_Boomsy I agree it is not the worse thing out there... what is bad is that this "mom" ruined this kid afterhaving Lindsey as a test case. Money hungry bitch. I hate this kind of music but it is not bad in itself -- I could never listen to it cause it reminds me of this 14 year old's explotation. ___________________________________________
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_Boomsy I agree it is not the worse thing out there... what is bad is that this "mom" ruined this kid afterhaving Lindsey as a test case. Money hungry bitch. I hate this kind of music but it is not bad in itself -- I could never listen to it cause it reminds me of this 14 year old's explotation. ___________________________________________
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Goodness; I've heard nicer comments about Heidi Horseface than I am about this song. Can't stand the family but I didn't think it was THAT bad; better than LiLo and a whole lot of other singers. Yes, overprocessed and cheesy, but I think I could tune this out in my car without getting into an accident, which is something that I can't say for a lot of music. Oh well.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
This is not singing, it is a teeny tiny voice churning out a little mouse sound with a lot of studio production to make it sound like passable singing. Sort of like Janet Jackson, another sibling who got a record contract due to connections rather than talent.
Who in the hell is Ali Lohan anyway, to get a chance to record and a TV show? The mind boggles at the lack of talent necessary these days to get into the "entertainment" field!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by findleynb on July 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
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4. That other Joe, Simpson I mean.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by putas
Yeppers, and you are a freaking laff riot...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
vomit. Cheetos is going to run out of the orange powder for their puffs when this girl starts bronzing herself with it like her sis.
Are we still nominating stage parents? I nominate Hulk Hogan and his trannie wife, and Jane Carter (mother of Aaron and Nick Carter) who is nuttier than a fruitcake (and contains about as much alcohol).
Submitted by putas on July 9, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Stockbroker- PLEASe. Another Christian Bale
WTF did SB do to YOU, oh holier than thou one?
Oh wait. You're probably psycho bitch from hell Mizro. Makes sense now.
Carry on, asshole but watch for me, because my computer smarts are probably light years ahead of your tarded, ugly ass.
White Oprah scares me. That bitch makes "Mommy Dearest" palatable.
^ tip: When trying to make a point, at the very LEAST address the topic because it makes you look like you actually studied.
Stockbroker- PLEASe. Another Christian Bale picture.. riight. You're supposed to look like him? Your quips are corny and clumsy, never funny. You try.too.hard.
Oh, you have a blog called 'Un Bonne Homme' or some shit.. you live in Chicago. Do ya still chat with Jada? Kay thanks.
More proof that our universe is an unjust one. Most likely as this abomination was being made, across the street from the studio in a dive bar, some ultra-talented singer was singing her heart out, hoping to get *any* break. Awfuli just stamps her feet until her disgusting mother gets her a gig, God knows how.
I *pray* that Lindsay and Sam get hitched and cut off any and all ties to that family. It's her only chance at a normal life. Besides, Daddy Hohan's newly discovered wild west spawn will be whored out to reality tv as a singing star any second now, hopefully killing Awfuli's music career before it starts. The pain never ends.
Submitted by zomay on July 9, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 2:15pm.
in all fairness... Michael Jackson was singing about love at age 5. Doesn't make this any less shitty, though.
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Maybe one reason why he sleeps with kids.
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Oh dear Lord, that was the most tragicomic thing I've heard all day! I'm going to hell for laughing at that...
This sounds better than Heidi.
Submitted by DebFrmHell
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This is true? I'm sorry - I really hadn't heard about it for so long...I was really thinking about those pageant girls, in general, and she's the one you know, you know? I will go catch up now:)
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Angel,
Please leave Patsy Ramsey off list. Died a horrible death from cancer and the fam got totally exonerated in death today. Stage mom, yes. Into Dina Lohan turf, naaaaw.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 9, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by findleynb on July 9, 2008 - 5:08pm.
We, as dlisters, should compile a list of horrible stage mother and fathers. I;ll start --
1. Dina Lohan
2. Joe Jackson
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3. Lynn Spears
4. Jon Bennet's hobag mom...
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 4:27pm.
AS SIMPLE AS ABC! AS EASY AS 123!
AS SIMPLE AS DO RE MI, ABC,123 -
BABY YOU AND ME GIRL!
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PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, kill the lohan vermin: all of them.
PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, kill the lohan vermin: all of them.
i can picture dina in the recording studio watching ali record this shit lip synching and dancing seductively. like the mom in mean girls when they are performing jingle bell rock. fucking WT!
GAWD, I actually sat through the making of this trainwreck. It showed, in painstakingly horrendous detail, how she got Mama Hohan to blow some unknown writer so she could have some 'really cool and hip' music to sing.
The Lohan family sends me into massive convulsions. I don't know why I put myself through this every week.
She has to be THE worst singer ever. And when she talks, OMG I would rather go through a root canal with no numbing medication.
AND Dina the dinosaur was yapping her pie hole and complaining about how she tries so hard to stop Ali from continuing in the business, but she can't stop her because she wants it sooooo bad. And the doctor says she's still growing and will probably be six feet tall and a Ford Model in no time.
PUH-FUCKING-LEASE. That bitch is UGGGLAY.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
That song makes me wish music was never invented.
They're that ugly-ass mom and daughter pair you see claiming to be "on the list" at some club but the door man just keeps telling them to go to the back of the line. Then the mom starts talking all this shit about how the club is lame but she still won't go home, and you think her outfit sort of looks like it would be cool on a 21 year old girl but upon closer inspection it looks like she got it from the mom jeans department at Mervyns, and thereafter you question your own coolness.
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You are of your own climax.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Geezus, if Satan had a theme song, this would be it.
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Exaaactly.
What the hell kind of GD song is that?
Terrible. Just terrible.
Yeah they pieced that shit together. I can't wait to hear her sing "live". hahahahaha
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 2:27pm.
*does the Jackson 5 shuffle*
what a waste of talent. MJ has a beautiful voice, too bad it's all wrapped up in crazy.
♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
and the weird behavior award goes to....
Anyway we can get brooke hogan and ali on a concert tour in iraq??
Ali has always reminded me of a turtle without a shell, for some reason. Also, I believe she qualifies as a midget.
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A little guilt goes a long way
Ali has always reminded me of a turtle without a shell, for some reason. Also, I believe she qualifies as a midget.
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A little guilt goes a long way
Add to the List of Manipulative Stage Parents:
* Kit McCaulkin
What about Gary Coleman's parents? He claimed that they stole his $18 million dollar fortune that he earned while doing "Diff'rent Strokes".
Ya'll sing it with me now...
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN GIRL
WHAT YOU NEVER EVER KNEW BEFORE
I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
WHY TWO PLUS TWO MAKES FOUR NA NA NA
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU ( teach you, teach you)
ALL ABOUT LOVING ( all about love)
SIT YOURSELF DOWN, TAKE A SEAT, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS REPEAT AFTER ME
ABC, EASY AS 123
AS SIMPLE AS DO RE MI
ABC, 123 BABY YOU AND ME GIRL..
ABC, EASY AS 123,
AS SIMPLE AS DO RE MI, ABC,123 BABY YOU AND ME GIRL
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 9, 2008 - 5:16pm.
When I was 14, my big concern was how to babysit enough to afford a TrapperKeeper and a pair of Jordache horsehead jeans.
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i think i love you
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I love you for loving me. Let's celebrate our love by hiting up the American Pants Company in South Philly and get ourselves a pair of pin-striped, zipper-ankle Sergio Valentis and a couple of hot tiger-striped bandanas.
Submitted by findleynb on July 9, 2008 - 5:08pm.
We, as dlisters, should compile a list of horrible stage mother and fathers. I;ll start --
1. Dina Lohan
2. Joe Jackson
there must be others!?!?
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Lynne Spears
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 4:15pm.
in all fairness... Michael Jackson was singing about love at age 5. Doesn't make this any less shitty, though.
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Yeah but little Mikey sang like a sweet bird.
She sings like a crow.
And Mikey din't get birfdays, or presents or hugs or nothin'. She's a spoiled brat.
And Mikey, he sang fresh and funky Motown - with real, live musicians! She's got a casio beat from the 80's mixed in with some 90's keyboarding.
And even for all that - Look at Mikey now. Ugh.
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Sayonara on July 9, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Z100 in NYC will add this song to their play list.
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You are 100% right!
And that is WHY I stopped listening to the radio years ago.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 10:15pm.
in all fairness... Michael Jackson was singing about love at age 5. Doesn't make this any less shitty, though.
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Difference is, MJ aged 5 could SING.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by findleynb on July 9, 2008 - 10:08pm.
We, as dlisters, should compile a list of horrible stage mother and fathers. I;ll start --
1. Dina Lohan
2. Joe Jackson
3. Lynne Spears
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥