Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Yeah, It's Awful
Let's cut to the chase, White Oprah's cokey bull nostrils can probably blow better Ali Lohan can. The 45-year-old bitch can't sing, but thanks to modern technology, she sounds OK. "All the Way Around" is Ali's first single and I'm pretty sure this shit was originally written back in the 80s for Expose or the Cover Girls.
It's not completely atrocious. Oh, who am I fooling?! It's a vomit inducer for the ears! I can just picture that old bag with her 90s choker on whining into the microphone, while White Oprah tries to booty dance in the background. Nana sits in the corner with her vanilla wafers in one hand and her bong in the other.
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Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 2:15pm.
in all fairness... Michael Jackson was singing about love at age 5. Doesn't make this any less shitty, though.
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Maybe one reason why he sleeps with kids.
When I was 14, my big concern was how to babysit enough to afford a TrapperKeeper and a pair of Jordache horsehead jeans.
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i think i love you
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
in all fairness... Michael Jackson was singing about love at age 5. Doesn't make this any less shitty, though.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Horrible stage mothers
I submit:
* Jaid Barrymore
* Corey Haim's mother
WTF! A 14-year-old should be singing about going to school or playing soccer or some such bs. What's all this "falling down, falling down" crap? When I was 14, my big concern was how to babysit enough to afford a TrapperKeeper and a pair of Jordache horsehead jeans.
I had to go "All the Way Around" the building to find a bathroom stall to puke in private after listening to this mess.
Geezus, if Satan had a theme song, this would be it.
We, as dlisters, should compile a list of horrible stage mother and fathers. I;ll start --
1. Dina Lohan
2. Joe Jackson
there must be others!?!?
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*climbing down from chandelier* *composing self* *deep breath* I...uh...guess they fixed the website. *clearing throat* Okay, where was I?
Oh, yes! The little bitch can't sing worth shit.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Her voice aside, the music is retro in the worst possible way.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 9:51pm.
RE: Site being down..."Companies across the globe report record productivity for a 2 hour period Wednesday July the 9th. No news on the cause..."
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Bwhahahahahah
Actually I kept looking at other sites and coming back to Dlisted but it wasn't up yet so I started online shopping
LOL
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I say we get dangerous
go white oprah go
pimp that devil spawn of yours, pimp that devil spawn
oh yeah.
Clarisse,
The Lohans glorify EVERYTHING that is wrong with entertainment today. Why is a 14 year old singing about regret and love? Shut the fuck up and stay in school.
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I can picture white oprah looking at AliHag pretend to sing as her pupils transform into money signs and they are bleeding and she licks the blood of her face and does a key bump then busts a cocky laugh...UGH
UGHHHHH These people sicken me
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I say we get dangerous
Z100 in NYC will add this song to their play list.
I'm going to try to listen... pray for me
It was shit, but I think it was better than that Heidi Montag crap, and I swear I hear shit like it every day on the radio.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Even her voice sounds so old. It's actually not really that bad.
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Oh yes I did, with the subject line "OMG Fix It!"
I'm so embarrassed for myself.
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I think it's cute!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 9:51pm.
RE: Site being down..."Companies across the globe report record productivity for a 2 hour period Wednesday July the 9th. No news on the cause..."
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Lmao!!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I refuse to listen to this hot-mess
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on July 9, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Yeah, one of those old loopty loopty brass pussy kinds.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I refuse to listen to this hot-mess
Stoney--You are a pistol!
I'd say she's better than Lilo and that hideous Bossy. Maybe SamRo can do a remix.
Oh yes I did, with the subject line "OMG Fix It!"
I'm so embarrassed for myself.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I think I just vomited a little in my mouth...
Zomay,
Not a problem! Last thing i saw a Lohan in was The Parent Trap.
RE: Site being down..."Companies across the globe report record productivity for a 2 hour period Wednesday July the 9th. No news on the cause..."
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
You know, the reason why I hate pop music now is because all it is is choruses. The singers don't sing- they just whine- it's like sustained speech going through the nose. The lyrics suck and there is no melody.
Sorry- pop music used to have melodies and catchy lyrics- all any pop tart produces now is glorified dance music.
My opinion just happens to be strong on this because my dad always made me listen to the Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Jain Baez, The Association, Chad and Jeremy, Beach Boys- all the bands from the 60's and early seventies.
Plus, I am studying opera and classical vocal music- and even if you hate opera for the speak singing parts ( called the recitative) you'd probably love hearing a Verdi aria, an definitely would love German lieder, French chansons and English Art Songs, because their melodies are hypnotic, and the harmonies are orgasmic.
I am not saying classical music is for everyone- and I get bored at operas, too- and can tire of listening to classical music v. easily, but it is fun to sing, and is a welcome change from the pop tart music. I mean, Mariah doesn't sing melodies any more, and I am scared Christina is going to start just singing choruses.......
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
It sounds so dated. Why does every crappy girl singer come out with songs that could have been from 1991?
i clicked...now i'm damaged...
i thought new record deals were for the young? this person is clearly over 40...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Sorry for the double post.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I had to shut it off when my 5 year old came by. I didn't want her to think that this is music.
Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Hmm...If Christina worked with Madge, she's get slammed for "copying" Unfitney (as if). I never, never want to hear WO sing. *shudders* please dont scare me angel!!
On a (somewhat) related note Christina had a meeting with Justin Timberlake last night *cries* I don't want them to work together :O(
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I have a few things to say about the song....
First of all...its pretty good *ducks*
Second of all....you can actually hear her voice clearly...not all covered up like Ho-dei Mongag.
Thirdly........she sounds better than Stupidney and Lezlo hands down.
Fourth.....I'm running to hide now because i actually liked the song.
Fifth..... I HATE YOU WHITE OPRAH.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
omg i was this close to tears ... thank god dlisted is back up. i can't bear to look at perez anymore and the superficial just doesn't compare ...
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
America!! Boycott this family and the craptastic shit they call entertainment.
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I'll hand it to Heidi and Spencie: at least her music is bad but with a beat and you sort of laugh along. This is worse ---it's boring shit. Won't even appeal to the camp-loving crowd who sort of collect this type of thing. Poor Ali, at the end of her "career", I'd bet "Spock sings "MacArthur Park"" would have sold more.
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I was so desperate I sent MK an email screaming "fix it homo!!"
LOL
Good thing he has a sense of humor.
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Bwhaaa hahahaha!! Oh, no you didn't!
Ah- it was this little ho's trashtastic music that mad the site crash... Grr.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by waywhiteboyj on July 9, 2008 - 3:34pm.
OK, I know I'm going to be inviting the wrath of all that is unholy when I say this, but......I dont think its that bad.
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*Shrug* Nothing wrong liking it.
*Looks around guilty-like.*
I hate to admit it, but I kind of found Twatney's "Piece of Me" kinda catchy, though it wasn't even her singing, for Chrissakes.
Now we can both do the walk of shame.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Thank heavens for that! my PC crashed right before Dlisted went down, so I thought it was just my PC being dumb.
I hate it went Dlisted goes down, I actuallu have to visit other gossip sites *shudders*
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Nope. Refuse to listen.
I just about had a hysterical fit when I was locked outta this place, I'm not going to ruin my glee with this fucked up ness.
her voice is terrible. its so unfair that people with real musical talent dont get this chance.
I was so desperate I sent MK an email screaming "fix it homo!!"
LOL
Good thing he has a sense of humor.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Here's a bet to you all.... I say a remix of this is going to go and make it to the top of the club charts. Say in about 5 months.... we're off.
I did, DAE and you made me think of this:
Submitted by City Barbie on July 9, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 4:25pm.
When is the bastard sister's single coming out? I want Gramma Lohans single!
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LOL!!! Now that's what I wanna see/hear! How bout a legit vs bastard Lohan sister sing off??
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They could do a threesome, (threeway? I'm not TRYING to make is sound dirty) with White Oprah a la Brit, X-tina, and Madge....
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 3:31pm.
That shit was worse than Unfitney's "music"
On another note - did any one else lose Dlisted??
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Me too, DAE. *shiver* MK, never leave us again! Ha ha!
OK, I know I'm going to be inviting the wrath of all that is unholy when I say this, but......I dont think its that bad. I mean, its better than that Bossy shit LiLo just put out. Im gonna crawl in a shame hole and drink myself into a coma now. When I wake up, this never will have happened.
Damn, don't do that to me dlisted.
Ugh, then I come back to crap singing. Nooooooo!
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Oh my God, did THAT suck!
That shit was worse than Unfitney's "music"
On another note - did any one else lose Dlisted??
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Is it no longer ok to encourage your kid to be a doctor, a teacher, a scientist--anything productive? Does the world need another desperate wannabe celeb? Please, Ali...and you too Rumer Willis for that matter...get a REAL life. Not a life of pathetic showbiz desperate showbiz dreams. I know that's all you know, but be the strong ones in the family and break the cycle!