Wednesday, July 9th 2008

She's Stuck

Pamela Anderson entered the Big Brother Australia house today and kissed the floor with her chocha lips before she entered. It totally took a couple of cranes to get that bitch off the ground. Her chocha is like a Dyson and didn't want to let go.

Pammy wouldn't say how much money she's getting paid to be on BB for a few days, but she said it was "a lot" and "much more than I'm worth." She can say that again.

She also said that she's heard about Big Brother, but "we don't have it in America." Umm....well...there's this one show called "Big Brother" and it begins its 10th season here in America. Now, I don't know if they are related, but.... Yeah, Pam has jizz for brains.

Pam was also planning to stage a huge KFC protest for Peta, but was told by reporters that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother Australia. She responded, "Well, you know, I didn't know that KFC had anything to do with the show." Errrr...obviously.

Pam has already entered the house. Click here to see tons of video of her mess on the show. Can they just lock the doors and keep her quarantined there forever? We're done with her. She's all yours, Australia! Crikey!

Thanks Stacey

Posted by: Michael K


Genevieve's picture

I don't understand how one can be on a show that's sponsored by their arch enemy.

I don't care how much someone offered me, there's no way in hell I would break my values (including the murder of animals) for anything in the world.
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Triscuit's picture

Oh Yeah...how old is this pig?Wonder how her sons feel about her?

Green Is Good's picture

I hope the stupid bitch pulled a muscle performing that floor squat. Stupid twat.

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Submitted by MizRo on July 9, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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soul's picture

I could have used her to open a jar of pickles today.dang.
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Sayonara's picture

Submitted by yiooooooo on July 9, 2008 - 6:44pm.
She said they pay her more that she is worth so that must be $1.05
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Hey that extra nickle you tacked on makes a big difference.

MizRo's picture

DiamondDawg: *smooch* Good to see YOU!
Looking sharp, my love.

The sad thing is, most men would totally get with her - rather disgusting, no? *gag*

DiamondDawg's picture

Hay Mizro! Nice to see you!!

DiamondDawg's picture

lol @ 1.05 and a couple a class rings.

RFLMAO!!

DiamondDawg's picture

If she really had it down, her back would be straight up - at a perpendicular angle to her legs. She's so forcing it. Beesh prolly pulled her groin muscles.

Green Is Good's picture

A couple of High School class rings fell out of her vadge.

yiooooooo's picture

She said they pay her more that she is worth so that must be $1.05

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

MizRo's picture

Damn, break out the heavy-duty cleaning products: that floor needs a thorough wash and some serious disinfectant.

Green Is Good's picture

She's Australia's problem now. Sorry Sluts.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

1) She looks like she's in pain

2) I really feel bad for Australia :0( They dont deserve having Pam over there.

3)Does Pam even know what the show's about??

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Green Is Good's picture

Dignity is a word Pammy probably can't spell.

I wonder if she has enough intelligence to be embarrassed by this?

She'll just whore herself out for anything. Finally people are seeing what a hypocrite she is. I mean she protests fucking everything through her cow connective tissue filled fug lips. She can't get through the weekend without being fucked up on coke. Lies about how she got Hep C. And now, being on a show whose sponsor feeds chickens yummy cannibal meals and kills em.

Uhm. GROSS.

Now I have to clean my floors.

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

The house has already entered Pam.

Sayonara's picture

Poor Pammy... I guess this is the only way to get attention these days.

Sayonara's picture

I think she is in pain judging by the look on her face.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

This woman is wretched, stupid, and waaaay past her prime. The question is not how much they paid her, it's how much they paid her housemates to be locked up with her skeevy, disease ridden, used up ass.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Where the dingos when we need them?
Or, the giant stingrays?
Hell, I'd settle for a deranged kookaburra if it would get rid of this idiotic, over-blown (in many ways) hypocrite.

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Manimal5's picture

She's just at the right height for Mini-me, now that I would watch.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Well now that she knows KFC is a sponsor, is she dropping out or giving the money to the ASPCA?
Pick whichever one you want, Pammy.

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trinityadams's picture

She reminds me of my ex boyfriend's mom when I was in tenth grade. I'd visit him at his house and his mom would always try so hard to act cool and young, and I was always just a little bit embarrassed for her.

Then I found out that she slept with my 16 year old brother and I got so mad at the skank but my brother was cool with it so I was like whatev.
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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

That's classy!! Why would she do that?

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

That's classy!! Why would she do that?

pompom's picture

Not bad, however, one should really never undertake this pose without stockings. Nobody's upper thighs can look good in this position...

Snarkley's picture

HA! Dumb bitch characterizes peta perfectly.

yiooooooo's picture

Thats Bullshit she most have know that KFC was a sponsor dint she sing a contract??

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

Sock-Monkey's picture

You know a couple of dollars worth of change fell out of that chocha. Nobody stepped forward to pick it up.

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Phoebe's picture

Is this like when dogs drag their butts on the floor to clean their poop off?

Migraineuse's picture

Dumb useless skank.

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zomay's picture

Wow.

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