Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
That attension seeking whore is a bag of bones with big lips and a huge forehead she is sooooooo OVER RATED!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on July 11, 2008 - 6:02am.
DeNiro probably told them to shove the camera where the sun don't shine, he i always seemed very protective of his kids. He is also a father of twins(in-vitro)with Toukie Smith, has an adopted daughter and son from hid first wife. He always liked to keep his life private, why is he hanging with media ho's? I loved DeNiro for a long time and always thought he was bi, just my opinion. Maybe he is giving pointers on how to stay out of the media? (hoping)
I know I shouldn’t but just went over to JJ. No mention of Dr Quinn correctly calling out the ano princess but photos of Brad trying to throw the most recent purchase off a balcony. They are at Bono’s house. He is a sanctimonious cunt so I dread the thought of the conversation. Anyway, one comment was that Robert De Niro (who was also there, lowering my opinion of him considerably) has 3 kids and nobody knows what they look like. From this the pea brained arsehole deduced that this was because the press hounded Brangelina and did not care about De Niro. Ahem. He was much more famous than pouty boy and the hellish home wrecker back in the day but chose not to whore out his children for attention. Why is it that people will not see that everything this vile couple does is for attention? My own fault for going over to loony town I suppose.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I totally just had a nap. Thanks for the cupcake sans frosting Bradiful.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
speculation is fun. It's what makes this whole gossip thing fun!
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Viva - yes, those are the pics.
Cant' tell who they are of, but whatever. It's all speculation.
LMAO @ that pic of the Brangie loons.
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Swiggity switch it up!
M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 1:32pm
I'd bet you a bag of gummi bears that's the body guard dude....
Yea, even my soulless heart would have to agree that if x17 is doing that much to get pics, they just might be bigger loons than the loons that loon at loon land...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Photos of Pregnant Woman Are Not of Jolie
9-Jul-2008
Written by: Francesca Antonacci
The Fondation Lenval hospital confirms that the photos of a pregnant woman baring her belly to the paparazzi are not of Angelina Jolie.
The Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France has confirmed that recently released photos of a pregnant woman taken through the hospital windows are not of Angelina Jolie.
The photos show a pregnant woman baring her belly and waving at the paparazzi outside the hospital. Others were supposed photos of Jolie and Brad Pitt. However, it is implausible that the famed couple would pose for such photos willingly. In fact, a representative from the Fondation Lenval hospital says that it is impossible to even see into Jolie’s room.
“Any pictures released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi or they are pictures of other patients,” the rep said. The windows of Jolie’s hospital room are covered with an insulating material that keeps cameras from seeing through them, reports the Associated Press.
ME - in the other AJ thread talking about her bitching about the staff and being a cooze, someone mentions how the fake pics that were supposed to be her were a violation of the other privacy of the patient in the hospital whose pics were being sold. I wonder if she was talking about those pics you mentioned.
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Clarisse, thanks for posting that link to that oh-so-yummy pic of Johnny. Me likey.
On/T: JS has some nice hair.
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Swiggity switch it up!
*Finishes cupcake tower, puts a few off to the sans frosting*
I want to see the pictures of The Brad at Bono's.
But I do not have the special sauce to go youknowhere to view them....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Thank you! I wasn't looking high enough.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Bradi - that is why I said "supposed to be" but yeah. Those comments were hilarious!
Hate it that I pretty much agree though.
Drama - scroll up, she is the very 1st pic. Black dress and all.
M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 1:18pm
That dude is not The Brad.
I love the comments there though on the pics.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I just looked again. I can see the adulterous pig, but I can't see the homewrecking skank. I would not be at all surprised if she had the kids a while ago, though.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
*runs in the room, skids to a halt*
Bradi,
Where's my cupcake???
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Dramaqueen - whudda you mean? Can't you see the grainey figures? LOL.
VLL: I agree -- no harm, no foul. Yet.
ME: I can't even see 2 peeps in those pix!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Have you horz seen the pics at x17 that are supposed to be AJ and Bradly in her hospital room?
Very grainy, you can't make out faces. But one of the pics is supposed to be Angie, leaning over her bed. I couldn't see a HUGE bump, which she would have IF still pregnant.
I'm still saying she had those babies weeks ago.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/angelina_jolie/x17_xclusive_the_real_an...
”Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 10, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Zinnia, why the need to continue to push your posts to the top? Something in the milk ain't clean, folks.
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It was a posting mistake. I was editing something small, and when I hit edit they went to the top.
I'm completely new here.
you're right, of course DQ, we don't want to have the party ruined by complete and total fuckery, but a few drunks in the corner with lampshades on their heads makes for a good party, ya know. I am leery of jumping on people for being trolls because you never know, you could be wrong, they just might have an opinion that differs from most. When I first joined the forum I got some shitty pms and one of the regs was being an out and out tool and I think it was because they thought I was "mouse" trying to play games.
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
VLL: I agree, for the most part. I'd just hate for some that we've hopefully seen the last of to come back & change dlisted again. There are 2 here now, but so far, they're behaving.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
DQ - I was curious about that too, mighty fishy, but at the end of the day, who cares, ya know. I think we are becoming a little 'noid and predatory up in here. Let the loons say dumb shit, who else are we going to laugh at!
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
On Bradi's note.....
Clarisse posted a hot piccy of the Johnny earlier, I have it minimized on my tool bar, keep opening it every few minutes.
About to start diddling self.
*removes cupcake top for thaly*
Idk, loons are loons, they all post the same to me.
Time will tell however....
All I know is Johnny Depp and cupcakes make them go away.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
thlaly5 - that's not that weird, I'm like that too. I love cakey goodness (my catch all phrase for cake, donuts, brownies, muffins, and cookies) but most icing makes me wanna vom all over my delicious birthday cake.
OnT: are we still talking about AJ? What thread am I in?
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Zinnia, why the need to continue to push your posts to the top? Something in the milk ain't clean, folks.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I have to agree with you on that and I think there is a prankster jerking our chains. No harm no foul. I find him/her a wittle funny. And nope, it ain't me. Just clarifying (like it matters). lol
As pathetically morbid as it seems, I seriously am curious about what the 'twins' will look like. Will they look like little Shiloh? I NEED TO KNOW, damnit! :P
Hi Everyone I'm Zinnia from the beautiful country of Sweden!!
TEAM DLISTED!!!
You go MK!
Too bad the loons are sending threatening mails to MK ! But I'm not surprised since they are called loons even by their idol!
I'm an anti. Fan of no one.
Home base: Female first Angelina Jolie,Brad Pitt section.
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I'll have a cupcake, if some one eats the frosting.
I know, I'm weird, I don't like frosting..
But I LOVE cake!!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 11:47am.
LMAO, please dont turn me in to the authorities, I'm sure with Angie's pending twins there will be alot more post for me to comment on, and I dont think they'll allow me to post on Dlisted in the joint.
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I would like to submit this post as evidence, Your Honour. The term "pending" and "joint" are, by and large, NOT terms that HA/LA would use and for very different reasons...(Blah,blah,blah reasons...)
Also, HA/LA could never really laugh about it.
I'm not bored but I am under impressed by life today, that's fersure.
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BRADIFUL BITCH on July 10, 2008 - 12:43pm.
M.E. & kradcofan, doth thou maidens need extra cupcakes, we will be in need of them once again.
Well, when in Rome....
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Thank you hun...I love your cupcakes :)
they be spuchial ones
Thanks for the welcome ! :)
I've been lurking here for a while and have so much fun at all the comments!
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"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
M.E.- You didn't come off like a bitch at all!
I was just trying to provoke a less subtle confession from indiesr. Oh well.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Bradiful - those better be "special" cupcakes!!!!
Oh, and bring the booze.
Cupcakes and cosmo's please.
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 10, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 9:19am.
Why would I hide my identity...
because your picture is in every post office in america
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LMAO, please dont turn me in to the authorities, I'm sure with Angie's pending twins there will be alot more post for me to comment on, and I dont think they'll allow me to post on Dlisted in the joint.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 8:38am.
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Sorry if I came off like a bitch. Didn't mean to.
The loons get my panties into a wad.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 8:38am.
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Sorry if I came off like a bitch. Didn't mean to.
The loons get my panties into a wad.
This is what the loons ACTUALLY looks like in reality.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s20/clearview1975/brad-pitt-cinevegas...
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"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
M.E. & kradcofan, doth thou maidens need extra cupcakes, we will be in need of them once again.
Well, when in Rome....
Looser loons only make their gods bigger loosers in the end.....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Great minds, Angel.
And M.E.- I would say you are prob. right. I just hate it when people say things obliquely- like- "I am who I said", and "It's me"- instead of really just stating a fact v. clearly- like "I am LA."
I have a small brain. I get confuzzled easily.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Bradiful - yes my love. It's back. And not shy about it.
DAMN PROXY IP'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@#$%^&%&**^)(&*)$%$!!!
BRADIFUL BITCH: Clearing throat....*ehem*ehem* Yes...its a sad day but its true.
Submitted by zinnia on July 10, 2008 - 11:23am.
This is what the loons ACTUALLY looks like in reality.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s20/clearview1975/brad-pitt-cinevegas...
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OMG. Well, if that's who they want to love them...
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Zinnia,
BRILLIANT!!!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Eye Roll: Seriously...you slay ME!
lol
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zinnia: you are going to hell! LMAO
(take me with you lol)
100+ new comments and on page two.
Then Bradiful merrily scrolled through....
"Oh NO!" she exclaimed.
"Methinks the lie telling Skeletina deceiver is back."
Perplexed, Bradiful realizes this poster has admitted that they are the Loon Of Doom.
"For why must this plague return. I have paid my TAX, doth thou evil have no weakness?"
Bradiful then summoned the LOON SLAYER once again...
to be continued....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 11:19am.
Angel, you're the one who posted that pic! (hits head)
Angie looked so much better then. So much.
I don't think she ever can, has, or will look pretty or beautiful.
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ITA. Its one of the things I always liked about looking at her...she is not pretty or beautiful but still, somehow, quite stunning and, admittedly, given the time I first noticed her - her darkness was quite appealing too.
I was looking at old Lara Croft pics and it occurred to me that one of the reasons I liked them so much is that, in those particularly, she looks flawed; real.
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