Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
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Zinnia-
CLASSIC! lol
A welcome new poster here!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 9:19am.
Why would I hide my identity...
because your picture is in every post office in america
angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I'm intrigued. The language is TOTALLY different. When she came back as other Alts...you could still hear that bleeding heart - you know?
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hmmm...when she was latina cups something
she 'behaved' the same way
FUCK I NEED A LIFE.
*sigh*
Why would I hide my identity...look all over, I'm who I said I am, no need to hide nothing...Not because someone dont agree with what I had to say, please,again, people, it is not that serious.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 9:15am.
Karen FLatts:
your avie is classic! haha
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Thanks Breakdown. It comes from a thread here where some idiot 12 year old star of one of those stupid teen angst shows was wearing a hat just like the one Blaine/Antoine (?) wore (I can never remember which one was Damon Wayans) in "Men on Film". Two Snaps!!!
Angel, you're the one who posted that pic! (hits head)
Angie looked so much better then. So much.
I don't think she ever can, has, or will look pretty or beautiful. I think her eyes have too much dark energy- in every picture I have ever seen of her, Angelina channels some dark emotion. She might seems sensual, sexy, gorgeous even, to some, and I might be able to understand that.
But people that say she's pretty or beautiful- she has no light, no warmth (aside from sexual heat or anger or sadness) in her eyes.
Grace Kelly was beautiful. Angie is dark.
Just my thoughts..
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I'm intrigued. The language is TOTALLY different. When she came back as other Alts...you could still hear that bleeding heart - you know?
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
M.E.
I was in a pinch!
Team Valtrex,
Appy Burfday!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 9:09am.
Wait, I'm really fucking old and stupid, but even I could tell that wasn't LA. Are you people high?
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Not high, but probably just suffering from mass hysteria. LA tends to bring that out in people.
Strangely enough, she also tends to bring out something akin to the "Stockholm Syndrome" in some. She hijacks the threads for so long that some tend to sympathize with their captor(s)...
Karen FLatts:
your avie is classic! haha
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 10, 2008 - 11:09am.
Wait, I'm really fucking old and stupid, but even I could tell that wasn't LA. Are you people high?
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Unfortunately, crazy is infectious. Possibly they let her stay too long, yes?
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Kdraco - I SHALL NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!!!!
It plays nice for oh......a day or two then, BAM! Full on batshittiness rears it's ugly head.
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Smart girl!
She already admitted that 'it was her' so get ready....
TeamValtrex: it is!
This is how it starts....give it 2 days.
PS: Happy bday
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 8:11am.
angel_i,
Aw! you got a pic of Ang with her old nose too! THEN she was cute.
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I know! So sad...back in the day I thought she was gonna BE somebody. *sigh*
PS: I don't think that's LA...I mean, there's got to be more than one person with a different opinion - how else do these guys get so much attention.
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 7:49am.
See Jane Run!
Like she's one to talk when she is maybe 5 pounds bigger than Angelina Jolie.
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Yes, but Jane's not pregnant. That we know of, anyway....
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 6:53am.
Oh its me, and BTW, I would love to post at JJ, but seeing that JJ is now blocked and Dlisted is now back...temp of course, they block pretty much all blogs, get use to my postings.
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Admittance as to identity.
Wait, I'm really fucking old and stupid, but even I could tell that wasn't LA. Are you people high?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 9:05am.
I don't think this is Loves Angelina- this indiesr has been a member for a year and 6 weeks....
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Don't let that fool you. Others have been notorious for setting up multiples and going back to an old one they think others have forgotten.
Isn't it funny how talking about the ridiculously psycho things people do can make you feel like a nutjob too? I need to take a shower...
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 8:05am.
I don't think this is Loves Angelina- this indiesr has been a member for a year and 6 weeks....
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Ever heard of Alts?
Besides, she even admitted it earlier in the thread.
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 9:06am.
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It seems to be that I'm a "troll" since I did not have a negative opinion...
but you do have a negative IQ
Kdraco - I SHALL NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!!!!
It plays nice for oh......a day or two then, BAM! Full on batshittiness rears it's ugly head.
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 10, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Hey indiesr- Are you Loves Angelina, or a clueless troll? Because I seriously cannot tell...
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It seems to be that I'm a "troll" since I did not have a negative opinion...anyway, a car just pulled up by my corner, gots to go to work, be back in about 5 mins
I don't think this is Loves Angelina- this indiesr has been a member for a year and 6 weeks....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Clarisse - that's old news hor!
*snickers*
*whispers*
I'm totally snarking betch!
M.E. Don't be fooled! It's a trap!
RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Save yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 8:46am.
My pimp doesnt like me getting to the blog sites while I'm working, he things they give me ideas......
oh, so daddy cut you off and then put you to work on the streets?
that's disgusting.
i am calling cps
OMG!
*shock*
It grew a sense of humor!
*has stroke*
Hey indiesr- Are you Loves Angelina, or a clueless troll? Because I seriously cannot tell...
OT:
I agree with the idea that Angie "acts" best when she plays herself. It wasn't much of a stretch for her to play that girl in Girl, Interrupted. So she totally didn't deserve the Oscar.... It's not considered acting if you're being yourself on film...
Some one posted a pic of Angie from a long time ago---- she looks like a different person now.... She looks better when she looks soft, not all hard, knobby and boney.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
OMG!
*shock*
It grew a sense of humor!
*has stroke*
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 8:46am.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:43am.
WORK??? What happened to skool?
Well, maybe working the corner. No one pays the batshit crazy.
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How did you know I work the corners. My pimp doesnt like me getting to the blog sites while I'm working, he things they give me ideas......
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Well, I wasn't sure until this comment, but the combination of terrible grammar and spelling, psycho Angie-worship and the sad attempts to "play along" just cemented it.
Yup. She's back. Yawn.
Okie, this is America! Say whatever you want & fuck the jelis h8rs!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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In Johnny Depp news...
Johnny Depp is to play the controversial author Hunter S Thompson in new film.
"Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S Thompson" looks at a man whose creativity sprang from his perpetual state of imbalance.
Director Alex Gibney described Hunter S Thompson saying: "We knew about the wild and crazy guy, but we had forgotten what a great writer he was."
Depp, who played Thompson in the 1998 film "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" became Thompson's friend, and provides narration from his works.
Gibney said they have a psychic bond between them and that he wanted nobody else to play the part.
Hunter Thompson was a brilliant writer but also famously self-destructive; he ended his life, a never-ending orgy of booze and drugs, when he shot himself in 2005 at age 67.
But his death was an event that the Kentucky gentleman had planned meticulously, complete with a memorial ceremony in which his ashes were blasted into the night sky from a 15-storey tower.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
It took it a long time to look up banned!
Please look up these words as well:
If you cant read the list of seventeen words i just printed above please look up the word
"invisible" or maybe "prison".
AND THEN DONT COME BACK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
VLL.. oh snap!!! *lotions your knuckles* We got to get those babies in shape!!
WORK??? What happened to skool?
Well, maybe working the corner. No one pays the batshit crazy.
Peaches, I agree, Angie did so well in Gia and Girl Interrupted because, well, she basically was playing herself.
And funny, those are the only two movies I've really actually, LIKED her in.
Okie you can say whatever the fuck you want and anyone who says otherwise is getting a knuckle sammich
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Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do. - Trinityadams
EyeRoll on July 10, 2008 - 11:37am.
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 8:11am.
I didnt get band, Its blocked at work
at work?!?!!? wha happened? did daddy stop footing your bills?
"band" LMAO
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Eyeroll: Marry me
lmao
PSL
Thanks hooker!
*smooches*
I seem to be getting my funny back.
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
"Banned", you know I had to go look that up
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 11:37am.
HA HA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OH SHIT! Congrats Migraine. I didn't even notice.
*hangs head in shame*
I've stopped paying attention to the CT.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HOR!
Sweetas is rubbing off on you!
ME:
slut tip of the day:
it's alwways better to have more selections than fewer in a menage.
www.myspace.com/triston
Migraine Sally, you are on a roll this week! Well done!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
WOOT! Yeah Migraine!
Hey, I think I found my replacement!
*nervous laugh*
I'm awaiting the verification from the boss.
So like its ok to talk about her now, or er what?? I get confused.. Just when certain people do others can?? Totally weird!!
Or its just not Ok when I do..
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 8:11am.
I didnt get band, Its blocked at work
at work?!?!!? wha happened? did daddy stop footing your bills?
"band" LMAO
M.E.
I won CT!
That's twice in one week.
I'm a whore....
There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by well blow me down on July 10, 2008 - 4:36am.
All the the habits AJ aquired stems from her craving the attention she never got from her father. She will use anything, her vadge, looks, her kids, to get what she wants and stay in the media. She is an attractive woman and a marginally talented actress. She got an oscar for playing herself. ALl of her movies after Girl, whatever dramatically tanked. Angie is a junkie, pure and simple. Even her habit comes before her kids.
couldn't have put it better myself! And I used to know someone who said he dated her around the time she was filming Gia. He said Girl interuptted is exactly who she is in real life. And I also think the attention thing is because she felt unloved as a child!
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