Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 7:26am.
I'm never bad-mouthing Angie in the hopes that she will invite me along and we can all have a grand ole menage e ocho with the cast of Ocean's 13.
Yeah, noticed I did a bit of subtracting. Some of them are The Un-Fuckables
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Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! I'm noticing this! OMG! You kill me Tristan!
Drama!
Get to "see" you in two different dimensions today
Sweet!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Kdracofan, Migraine Sally! Always a pleasure, ladies!
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Thank you Migraine....here's the Clorox 'wippes'...
Lolo - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Macaroni salad with roach legs in it!
AAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
*dies*
M.E.
I aiight.
Oh, got a job interview tomorrow morning.
I'm gonna be a working girl again
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 7:26am.
I'm never bad-mouthing Angie in the hopes that she will invite me along and we can all have a grand ole menage e ocho with the cast of Ocean's 13.
Yeah, noticed I did a bit of subtracting. Some of them are The Un-Fuckables.
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bwa ha ha ha haa h ha ha ha
damn I need to be drinking some of your coffee in the mornings
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Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do. - Trinityadams
OMFG!!!MIGRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you sugar tits??
*starts stripping*
EastEndGirl on July 10, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 10, 2008 - 8:24am.
That slayed me.
The Aids of dlisted.
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You, M.E. and Lolo just made me laugh out loud...'that' slayed me'
lmao
HI MY DARLING DRAMAQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zqXz4fO0hI
The theme to Somewhere in Time.
It's absolutely beautiful.
Love Herpes
Loves Rotten Poontang
Loves KFC
Loves Finger Banging Her Dog
Loves Sniffing Farts
Loves Tin Foil Hats
Loves Ebola :)
Loves Macaroni Salad With Roach Legs In It
Loves Food Stamps
Loves Paying For Hummers
Loves Having A Penis
Needs Xanax And A Frontal Lobe Removal!
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Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 8:28am.
Kdraco - worse than an STD, it's like the Ebola virus.
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It's scurvy!!!!
*passing out lemons and oranges to my peeps*
Kdraco - worse than an STD, it's like the Ebola virus.
dramaqueen - no I havent' been there. But I'd love to go. It was beautiful in the movie.
Man that movie brings back memories. I LOVED the music from it.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 10, 2008 - 8:24am.
That slayed me.
The Aids of dlisted.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Hi M.E....yes, I have seen that movie.....
so LA is back again? Not surprised....
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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Submitted by kdracofan on July 10, 2008 - 11:24am.
M.E.: NO WORSE
It's like an STD
It has NO cure
LOVES HERPES!
She is now and forever LOVES HERPES!
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ME: Ever been to The Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island where it was filmed? Magical place -- much like the movie!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Lolo: *sigh of relief* Thank god for the 'button'
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M.E.: NO WORSE
It's like an STD
It has NO cure
_Submitted by kdracofan on July 10, 2008 - 11:23am.
well at least we still have our jokes!
and that little button!
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kdraco - it's like a mouse with 574857987984729587 lives.
*rolls eyes*
Question - have any of you seen the movie "Somewhere in Time" with Jane and Christopher Reeves?
EPIC love story.
I recommend watching it.
M.E. & Lolo & Clarisse:
Why, it's the delightful Love Angelina/Heart Angelina/Latin Honey Cups/now Indiesr?
Great.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 7:18am.
M.E.,
Breath in...
Clickhttp://www.malesuperstars.com/featured/Johnny_Depp/Johnny_Depp020.jpg
Breath out...
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*starts having multiple orgasms*
*hyperventilating*
M.E.,
Breath in...
Click
http://www.malesuperstars.com/featured/Johnny_Depp/Johnny_Depp020.jpg
Breath out...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Clarisse - are you sucking the freon again?
I think everyone just needs to shut the fuck up in reference to her and her fuckin kids. It overkill and its scary how OBSESSED people are with her, gross. Who fuckin cares if she has twins, who fuckin cares if she pops out a litter. Stop constantly posting about them its fuckin insane.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
_Submitted by zinnia on July 10, 2008 - 11:15am.
Hello! Welcome!
Hate mail is frowned upon :(
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_Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 11:11am
You are FUNNY! and ME is HWAT!
I knew you was a lady girl! I like to type Nay-nis.
Nut Job does not have a job!
BLAH WHAT A DUMB ASS!
BOOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUUUUUUUUUCK! FREAK!
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Yes, it is pathetic that the owner and writer of a GOSSIP site gets hate mail from these "fans".
More like psychotic fuctards.
GDIT! I need a fuckitol, damnitol, quualude and a GD drink now.
And it's only 8:30am.
Fucking loonies.
Submitted by lizzieb on July 10, 2008 - 7:16am.
. Do you know who I blame for all this? The doctor who IVF-ed twins in a woman too thin to conceive. There is a reason the very thin can’t conceive and by flying in the face of nature for a buck or two he, or she, has done a very bad thing. I don’t know how these people who abuse the privilege of being a doctor sleep nights.
LA has lots of Doctor Feel Goods. Celebs have a demand for them because they are narcissits who don't accept someone telling them no! They should be greatful Doctor Drew is out there and actually cares enough to tell these fuckers what they need to hear, not what they want to hear. Thats the difference between him and Angelina, Doctor Drew genuinly uses publicity for his cause, pure and simple. Angelina pretends to, but she just wants it for herself. Gotta love Doc Drew for outright calling it Global Self-serving acts! He's the best!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 10, 2008 - 11:10am.
Electro Shock Therapy Times!
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Lolo - it's already admitted to being the fucktard assholio.
So what, news of Angie scheduling her c-section means flood gates to hell open up again here?
Jesus. Just when I was starting to get my blood pressure under control again.
LoLo,
I am she. Stalker is nut. M.E. is HAWT!
Sorry, i'm a little twitterpated today. There is a FINE smelling German guy in my office today...I don't know what he's talking to me about...but he smells goooood.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
LoLo and M.E.,
I read it like this:
they pretty much blah blah
THEY being the wardens.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 11:05am.
Girl is that dumb ass saying she got banned form JJ too?
WHA? ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
ALRIGHTY THEN!
Ignore and reoprt times?
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Why is it that the idea of someone openly gay like Rupert Everett having sex with another man doesn't bother me whatsoever, but Brad Pitt whoring himself out to make it in hollywood makes me sick to my stomach? I certainly don't consider myself homophobic.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY ASSHOLE IS BACK! WHAT PART OF BANNED DO YOU NOT FUCKING GET ASSHOLE?????????????????
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE Jane. And, she is right. But damn girl, get some security, LA is headed over to your house to speak "THE TRUTH" because it's all LIES!!!!!!!!!
_Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 10:53am.
Oh its me, and BTW, I would love to post at JJ, but seeing that JJ is now blocked and Dlisted is now back...temp of course, they block pretty much all blogs, get use to my postings.
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ILL CHOOSE REPORT ABUSE !!!!
CLARISEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ruh-roh! Is you man or woman???
*caresses Clarisse Nay-NIs!*
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LoLo,
That's not my thumb, but don't stop!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
See Jane Run!
Like she's one to talk when she is maybe 5 pounds bigger than Angelina Jolie.
And Jane has to remember that she isn't blessed with the steeltrap thundercat that Jolie possesses, which snaps back to life the minute it releases spawn, er, angels.
www.myspace.com/triston
_Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 10:42am.
Hold me Clarisse!
*sucks thumb*
DUMB BITCH!
*Sucks Clarisse's thumb*
Where am i?
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Jane Seymour was 44 when she had her twins. She may not be a real doctor but her advice is valid.
Lolo,
"As far as homewrecker...that is to be determined, yet you are not saying anything about Angie that's not already been said, try again...."
Oh, it's her alright.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Jane Seymour has more class taking a shit than that home-wrecking, heroin-addicted skank has on her best day. You Brangeloonies crack me up. Delusional much?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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FUCK! ITs back or is this a new belligerent ass hole?????
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT!
fucking psycho!
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I'm never bad-mouthing Angie in the hopes that she will invite me along and we can all have a grand ole menage e ocho with the cast of Ocean's 13.
Yeah, noticed I did a bit of subtracting. Some of them are The Un-Fuckables.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:07am.
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Just like everyone else (including Dr. Quinn) I'm entitled to my opinion, If that makes me a troll, so be it.
Oh and STFU...yes, I can type it.