Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 10, 2008 - 8:45am.
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As far as homewrecker...that is to be determined, yet you are not saying anything about Angie that's not already been said, try again....
Submitted by Mix Well on July 10, 2008 - 8:45am.
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As far as homewrecker...that is to be determined, yet you are not saying anything about Angie that's not already been said, try again....
Submitted by Mix Well on July 10, 2008 - 8:45am.
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As far as homewreck...that is to be determined, yet you are not saying anything about Angie that's not already been said, try again....
Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 8:53am.
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Thanks for the photo. But now, that she is pregnant, she is alittle above that size.
kikichanelconspiracy on July 10, 2008 - 10:10am
JJ is to Brangelina as x17 is To Shitney.
JJ is ground zero damage control/censorship against all the evils we living in the parallel universe of reality apparently put out.
People magazine is their Bible.
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"Submitted by Michaela on July 10, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Because I am 39 yo and this is my first baby, I would never risk anything"
I totally agree with lizzieb. Don't listen to anyone but your body and your doctor. You're the best judge of whether something is off. I'm sure you'll have a beautiful, healthy baby.
My sister's SIL had her first baby at 40, and both of my grandmothers had their youngest babies at 45. Older mothers are not a modern phenom, trust. The Italians and Irish practically invented it with their enormous broods ;)
"I posted a tiny comment about her buying babies and it was deleted in seconds." Seriously lizzieb? I seriously wonder if JJ is on their payroll. His and his followers obsequious fawning over these two nitwits is absolutely revolting.
I was walking around the mall some days ago with hubby, we found ourselves in front of a Wanted poster and our immediate reaction was saying "why didn't they photoshop her arms??"
It's not only that she's too thin - and definitely too thin for a pregnant woman without even having to add up the twins factor - but it's that she has no muscle definition AT ALL!
Her arms and legs don't show any muscle form or line... they're just sticking out from her body. It's creepy.
She's just so thin from not eating, no exercising at all.
Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 8:53am.
She actually looks good in that picture, she wrecked herself with the heroin and plastic surgery.
angel_i,
Aw! you got a pic of Ang with her old nose too! THEN she was cute.
IV,
You know, when you google Just Jared, it comes up with "Just Jared Angelina Jolie"...*gag*
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Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Jane Seymour and all the haters...STHU
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What's the matter, too candy-ass to tell us jellus h8rz to shut the FUCK up?
Even if you only had to write the F?
What a delicate little flower of a troll we have here.
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Submitted by well blow me down on July 10, 2008 - 3:36am.
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Then again, he probably gets so stoned he wouldn't notice if all his brood grew two heads and started spitting fire.
AHAHAHA.
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Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 7:38am.
Jane Seymour and all the haters...STHU, Angie has never been fat, she has always been thin (show me a photo of Angie fat if you got it).
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indiesr, she's also a heroine addled home wrecking baby collector. great role model nutjob.
Go back to JJ you delusional fantard.
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Jane Seymour and all the haters...STHU, Angie has never been fat, she has always been thin (show me a photo of Angie fat if you got it). Yes, when her mom passed she lost a little weight that made her look extra thin (Its normal for someone going through such an emotional loss to eat less), but Angie is one of those people who still look skinny even when pregnant, and she's not the only one.
BTW, there's alot more issues going on that Dr. Quinn should be worried about than Angie's body weight. Bitch Please............making me curse
Submitted by Billie on July 10, 2008 - 6:14am.
She needed to put weight on MONTHS ago. When she first got pregnant, and kept it on. It's a little late now, isn't it? She's about to get those kids taken out any day.
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THAT. is a very good point.
And so is the point of anyone who said they're tired of it, already. I hardly ever visit these threads why? because:They're two people having twins.
As celebrities, isn't this when we're supposed to start ignoring them? Because they'll be too busy to be entertaining us...?
If they do something incredible I might want to check them out - but, overall, their lives are pretty lacklustre. Even their humanitarian efforts are lame.
But I'm sure I ended up here because someone said something funny...so there's that, at least.
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Well, all i can say is that Jane, at 57, looks a hell of a sight better than Angie Ho at 33.
Michaela,
Happy thoughts! =)
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Sorry about double post. Can't be St Ange as I was being nice!!
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
NPH is pushing Old Spice? WTF!! I will be looking out for that!!
Also, I agree about Wanted. That movie belonged to James McEvoy IMO!!
Submitted by Michaela on July 10, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Because I am 39 yo and this is my first baby, I would never risk anything
Please don't worry- there is a lot of panic about 'older mums' but I had my youngest at 39, she weighed nine pounds and is a healthy 8 year old now, who, I just found out, has a reading age of 14. It will all be good, best of luck.
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Submitted by Michaela on July 10, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Because I am 39 yo and this is my first baby, I would never risk anything
Please don't worry- there is a lot of panic about 'older mums' but I had my youngest at 39, she weighed nine pounds and is a healthy 8 year old now, who, I just found out, has a reading age of 14. It will all be good, best of luck.
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double post..how the hell did that happen????
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haha... anyone seen the commercial with neil patrick harris for Old Spice???
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haha... anyone seen the commercial with neil patrick harris for Old Spice???
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Shelooks like an orca whale in comparison to what she looked like before the pregnancy so good for her. I just saw Wanted (love James McAvoy since the Last King of Scotland) and could barely concentrate on the action sequences when angelina twig arms and legs were shown. Anyway, Jane Seymour is no doctor and since Angie has a doctor, I won't comment as to whether her weight is right for twins or not and would leave that to the professionals not the actors who in the 80's played doctors.
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I'm six months pregnant with a singleton and let me say that it's not easy. I have to eat an extra 300 calories a day in order for my baby girl to grow and be happy. I follow an organic diet, eat protein galore, veggies, fruit, and drink over 64oz of water a day, do yoga and cardio on my treadmill. Because I am 39 yo and this is my first baby, I would never risk anything. Jane is right and I love that fucking show, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I have all 6 seasons on DVD. I hate myself SO MUCH. Angie doesn't look bad to me honestly, but before her pregnancy she looked SKELL.
And Angie will come after her with a gun...TRUST
She is pregnant in France and is still so thin. France's food is so yummy how can anyone go to France and not gain weight? She really does put herself first and cares about her looks and keeping Brad.
Well she’s right of course, although not technically a doctor. Any fule know that you put on weight having babies and for a woman having twins she is way too thin. I think she is horribly vain and irresponsible and starves partly to be Hollywood thin, partly for attention and partly because she has an eating disorder- which is part of the above I suppose. Just imagine how worried Brad must be? Heaven for ol’ skanky. Plus there is the very likely issue of drug abuse. I hope for the babies’ sake that they are OK- and also, as someone else said she’d never be out the fucking media with her ‘baby hell’. Do you know who I blame for all this? The doctor who IVF-ed twins in a woman too thin to conceive. There is a reason the very thin can’t conceive and by flying in the face of nature for a buck or two he, or she, has done a very bad thing. I don’t know how these people who abuse the privilege of being a doctor sleep nights. I was thinking about checking out JJ to see how the loonies are taking it but I’m not sure I can face their wrath. I posted a tiny comment about her buying babies and it was deleted in seconds. If I was Jane Seymour I’d buy a gun.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
She needed to put weight on MONTHS ago. When she first got pregnant, and kept it on. It's a little late now, isn't it? She's about to get those kids taken out any day.
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we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^? Is this news true or not? who knows.....
Submitted by well blow me down on July 10, 2008 - 3:36am.
Angie is the most vile media attention whore on the planet although she shares the #1 spot with that other twat, Madonna.
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Jane can handle her shit. She looks fantastic for a memaw and Angie will look like a dried up stick when she's Jane's age because she's TOO THIN.
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I love Angie and I wish her a healthy pregnancy.
that's all.
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Angie is the most vile media attention whore on the planet although she shares the #1 spot with that other twat, Madonna.
All the the habits AJ aquired stems from her craving the attention she never got from her father. She will use anything, her vadge, looks, her kids, to get what she wants and stay in the media. She is an attractive woman and a marginally talented actress. She got an oscar for playing herself. ALl of her movies after Girl, whatever dramatically tanked. Angie is a junkie, pure and simple. Even her habit comes before her kids.
PLEASSSSEEEE, you know she gives birth in foreign countries to avoid the babies being drug tested.
I feel sorry for any kid that is put in her care. As other posters have said, if she tried to adopt a pet, with her history, she would be refused.
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Brad is another no talent, ball-less bitch for putting up with her shit. Then again, he probably gets so stoned he wouldn't notice if all his brood grew two heads and started spitting fire.
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^? Is this news true or not? who knows.....
bored bored bored bored bored BORED!
That is what goes through my mind every time I read another AJ post, and I LIKE the bitch. Now, not only do we have to hear never-ending drivel from her camp, now every 2bit bitch who wants to climb out from under a rock (or worse, a reality show) wants to run their fucking mouth about it. It's good advice, but oh*my*fucking*god people, give it a rest.
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Leatherette - sure it's about 4 hours later and I am talking to myself, but thanks for the Merv link, it was a nice article.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 10, 2008 - 12:29am.
Angel,
Who you got on Amy's malnourished body??
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That's Angie - bitch needs to put on some makeup - she has no face.
Speaking of which - I was just realizing that she's never caught "with her pants down" so to speak. One of the reasons that I can't get her face to show is that all her pics have a LOT of light on them. And she's always staged. Whenever you see a 'candid' shot, she's almost unrecognizable. She's cunning, that one.
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Angel,
Who you got on Amy's malnourished body??
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oh man, dr. quinn is in for a world of hurt. i wouldn't mess with angelina. let's keep the drama to a minimum, shall we? for more on that, check this out: http://www.bom411.com/
OMG Angelina is such a no-face. No matter what I do she always looks like "anybody" when it's little! Argh. Her nose is really flat.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Maybe he's the type of guy who likes to talk about how beautiful other women are. I dated a guy like that...and his ex warned me about it. Of course, she was crazy so I blew it off but she was TOTALLY right. It was really cool that she warned me because I noticed it just as insecurity started eating away at me.
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So it's like that, eh? Brad's the verbally abusive type who calls his women fat? Well he better watch out if him and Angie break up 'cause she's gonna sing like a canary about everything! We all know she's one who likes to kiss and tell!
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See, Aubrey does make the world a better place.HAHA, trashtastic!
Anyway, goodnight all, and Happy Birfday again TV!!!
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ok, i had twins and i was fine, i think Dr. Quinn just needs some attention...that being said, i'm pretty sure most of you aren't talking about twins and Angelina anymore, so carry on...XOXOXO
Submitted by Mr. President on July 9, 2008 - 11:04pm.
angel: If it will make you feel any better, I won't mind if you make fun of Aubrey or my pigsty apartment or my beer can collection. Really. ;]
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Well....I could say that Aubrey brought the word "Trashtastic" to my vocabulary to the point where it is firmly embedded in my day to day speech. I always picture her Glamorous May 30 photoshoot. I mean - the greasy crack ho shots were good but they are NO comparison to those party pics.
I want her to get famous so bad it hurts. I want to inflict her on the world.
Whew! Thanks! I DO feel better:)
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angel: If it will make you feel any better, I won't mind if you make fun of Aubrey or my pigsty apartment or my beer can collection. Really. ;]
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