Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
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I could sit up on a rooftop
Pull a fat spliff
Watch the sunset
You know I get high on the sky...
Moving like a blanket on the bed of the skyline
Tucking the horizon in for the night...
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It's like a whole new city to me...
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I was caught in the middle of lmfao. I love you wonderful people. Do ya know that? Well, now ya do! Damnit!
Jane only played a doctor on TV. No one, especially AJ, gives a rat's ass about her diagnosis.
A twig telling another twig to gain weight. lol
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*sending positive vibes to angel*
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hi angel! I am sorry you had such a horrible day!
I think this is the first time there hasn't been at least 600 comments on a Brangelina thread by this time of night in a looooooong time.
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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
What is really amazing that Jane was born in 1951 and she looks the same age as Angelina who was born in 1975. She even looks better and healthier than a pregnant Jolie, which is the healthiest we've seen Angie a long-ass time.
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Woo woo woo, angel_i... sleeping makes everything better (or is it liquor?)....
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Boomsy, I am MISERABLE.
I had the worstest day eva!!!
Thanks for asking:)
But I don't know what's up with these other bitches.
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Submitted by KidL on July 9, 2008 - 10:30pm
Amen to the SPCA thing; I had to provide more references for them when I adopted my dog then I did on any job interview I've ever been on, and those damn people make you nervous as hell.
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People must be having a bad night tonight, because it seems like the comments on these threads have been harsher than normal. Everyone feeling ok?
OT: I'm sick of AJ; if she wants sickly babies then more power to her, I guess. My coworkers think she's a narcissitic borderline anyway, so she's just doing what she knows.
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Forgot to add: Aniston may have gotten a lot of flack for supposedly not 'giving' Pitt a kid but me thinks she was smart not to bring a child into that relationship.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 9, 2008 - 10:42pm.
. . .It amazes me that these 2 have been allowed to adopt children, especially Angelina. With her track record of failed marriages, drug use, toxic family relationships, and promiscuity it's disturbing that ANY country has allowed her to adopt.
It goes to show that money & fame can literally buy you anything - including other human beings.
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It amazes me, too. It's not only the things you mentioned but what about Jolie's mental problems? The woman admitted that in the past that she was a "cutter". Also, the constant moving from place to place might raise eyebrows, too.
Also, she and Pitt have only been together since 2004 (?) and in that time have adopted two kids together. How is that possible?
If these were two ordinary people, they probably wouldn't be allowed to adopt a dog from the SPCA. . .
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 9, 2008 - 7:58pm.
I think Brad loves skinny women...they are all thin, but get very, very skinny after being with him a while.....
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He sucks the life out of them ... just like he sucks at acting.
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I think Brad loves skinny women...they are all thin, but get very, very skinny after being with him a while.....
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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
I simply can't fathom the problems of Super Skinny People.
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Brangeloonies are crazy. They should go form their own country and worship St Angelina by themselves.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service sugarbabymeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Angelina strikes as the type that she will do what SHE wants to do regardless of the consequences.
There was separate thread regarding her which discussed her alleged use of heroin (I believe it was posted by Zoomay). If you carefully map her travels over the past 5 years, it tends to be in countries that are lenient towards drug users - or turn a blind eye towards them if money is involved.
I often wondered why she and Brad Pitt don't spend longer periods of time in the USA. I'm sure its because of her possible drug problem. It poses too much risk of exposure if they were to stay in the USA for more than 6 months at a time.
Also, it's no secret that Brad Pitt is MORE than a "recreational user" of marijuana.
It amazes me that these 2 have been allowed to adopt children, especially Angelina. With her track record of failed marriages, drug use, toxic family relationships, and promiscuity it's disturbing that ANY country has allowed her to adopt.
It goes to show that money & fame can literally buy you anything - including other human beings.
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True dat. And even though she bothers me to hell, I always thought Winona was effing gorgeous.
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true tonic, but at least Jonny dated legal twigs. Brad Pitt dated Christina Applegate AND Juliette Lewis when they were underage...wasn't JL 15 and BP in his 20's when they were dating? The only way to describe that is perv.
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Angelina seems to be doing GREAT so far without Jane Seymour, so I think Janie should just STFU.
WTF? Does Jane know that she really isn't a dr? I throw up for the first 4 months & made up for it towards the end. My 7 lb monster was fine. The babies will be alright.
Stickalina most likely will always be thin. On the positive side, nurses don't have a problem finding a vein for an IV.
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Johnny Depp also seems to like the twigs. Kate, Vanessa, Winona, all skinny minnies.
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Brad does seem to like em skinny. Maybe the skinnier the chick, the more underage they look? Brad DID date several teenage girls while in his 20's.
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oooh I'm glad you brought up Mila, she rocks my world =)
Regarding the womens bodies after pregnancy thing, I've known some real asshole men that have threatened to or did leave their wives because they lost the sexy after pregnancy. Maybe Insecure Angie is a wee bit worried?
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Hey blue dot(.) lol
i agree. Mila put her baby's health before her looks, which in part is what has made her famous, but I think she's talented.
And KidL, you're right. I forgot to mention that. She's def. not that talented.
Linzee,
FISHSTICKS! How could I forget her...hahaha
She was so GD skinny then. I think Brad and her had the same haircut too
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I say we get dangerous
surprised Merv Griffin's closeted times are news, this is as close as I came 3 pages deep on Google regading his fucking around:
http://www.thegossipfix.com/2007/08/18/merv-griffin-takes-secret-to-grav...
The Brad Pitt rumors and jokes have been around since high school (Brad was part of the Merv pool party/gay for pay & career "stable"), but I was raised in CA, so prob not too well known elsewhere, and Brad Pitt's people are as aggressive about the gay stories as Tom Cruises, just much more discreet about the potential lawsuit notices.
& out, tired of looking at these 2 Joker hags
Ahhaha skinnyfat,
I am SO with you. The horrific part is that if there ended up being something physically or medically wrong with those babies, Angie Ho would spin that in the media to her benefit in a really sick way. But I don't think she'd know how to spin ugly.
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Submitted by Linzee on July 9, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Fucking narcisstic AIRHEAD. Guess that's all you can expect from a guy that made it in Hollywood based exclusively on his looks. Puke.
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Brad and Merv. Hmmm dish dish
I think that I'll go for the vaginal birth thing, but who knows. If I need a c-section, I'd do one. All I know is that my mother popped me out in 45 minutes, and my older sister in 2 hours, and regained her figure.
Dear Jesus, I never thought I'd want to become my mother, but in regards to child birth...
Btw- I think recovery from either is tough. There's pain from the c-section, and the vaginal birth leads to the requirement of ben wa balls and Kegels (sp?) to regain the ... ahem... pussy. But I would think one's joy of having children would outweigh one's concern with one's body.
That's why I am waiting. I am too selfish to have kids right now.
I think Angie is too, but since she has so much money, her nannies can take care of her ankle biters 24/7...
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Hey there sluts!
I personally dislike Jane, but I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of, agree with her.
VeinyArmsAlina is too sickly looking. And I'm willing to bet my left tit(yeah Loonies, my TIT)that she is self conscious of her body, because her looks are more important than any talent she posesses. So in a nutshell, bitch is too skinny and she better be eating Crepes over there in france.
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I say we get dangerous
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I'm someone who never thought Jolie was talented-period.
merv griffin boned braddy? for goodness sakes
i despise brangelina. they make me wanna vomit. hypocritical media whores. i hope the twins are healthy and ugly
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 9:28pm.
You know what? Now that I think about it, Brad's girls have ALL been super skinny.
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Don't forget Fishsticks Paltrow. Granted, it was the early 90's, and the skeletal "heroin" chic thing was in full force, but still.... hmmm.
Oh, and did Merv Griffin really bone Brad? I'm not at all surprised.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 9:28pm.
I remember when Mila Jovovich was preggs and she balooned, and she said she didn't give a shit and she wanted her baby to be healthy. I love Mila
Miss P, I love Milla too. She let herself get fat for her baby's sake and that in my book is pretty cool considering the asshat industry she works in.
Yeah, it was a June 26th posting. The photos look a little blurry, but she definately looks bigger...maybe she gains the majority at the end...
Oh she's fine. She's not being insulting. There is always a polite way to say something, it just may not be as much fun.
*-Jenny-*
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but there were photos last week or the week before on here of Jolie and a bodyguard(?) standing on her patio and she looked a lot bigger then she did from those premiers she was hawking last month...I'm going to go back and look or them
You know what? Now that I think about it, Brad's girls have ALL been super skinny. Juliette Lewis was tiny when they were together, Jen was too and AJ is too thin too...I REALLY hope he's not the reason why they were so thin...can Brad be that fucking shallow?
I remember when Mila Jovovich was preggs and she balooned, and she said she didn't give a shit and she wanted her baby to be healthy. I love Mila
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by Linzee on July 9, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Fucking narcisstic AIRHEAD. Guess that's all you can expect from a guy that made it in Hollywood based exclusively on his looks. Puke.
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So Dr. Quinn is gonna be persecuted because she speaks the truth?!?
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 9:10pm.
AB, I saw her sweet side too. She got ugly when cornered but hell, don't we ALL? I really liked that kid and that's what she was/is, A KID. WHAT WAS HER SIN? Oh jeezuz, she stood up for some hollywood folks and whatnot? Hot damn! Then she got nasty when everyone was picking on her, well fuck, can ya blame her?
ANYWAY...
TOPIC?
By my 9th month of pregnancy I was so huge I just ached all over, when I went into my TENTH month I wanted to scream bloody murder.
WOMANHOOD is a bitch and that's why sistas need to stick together rather than being catty, evil, vindictive hobags. If someone offers me a REAL apology I'll gladly accept it but until then, the gloves are fucking OFF.
I'm sure Angie's twins are fine. Oddly enough, the US has a fairly high mortality rate for a 'rich' country. The lowest mortality rates are in countries that espouse midwifery.
Things that make ya go...hmmmmmmm.
Brad recommended the diet because Jennifer was on it when she was with him and he was pressuring her to be thinner.
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She looked fine the way she was.... if that shit is true, I dislike Brad Pitt even more.
Fucking narcisstic AIRHEAD. Guess that's all you can expect from a guy that made it in Hollywood based exclusively on his looks. Puke.
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Everyone acts like those two bitches are actually the only ones raising the kids. I'm sure they have an army of nannies, chefs, personal butt wipers, and professional booger pickers. Seriously, the rest of us po' folk are lucky to get grandma to babysit for a few hours so mommy and daddy can stink up the house with the sweet smell of badussy.
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And that's why every female celeb claims she "had to" have a c-section. Because the po' folks keep buyin the bullshit guilting about what a reeeeal she-man WOMAN is "supposed to do." Keeps them in their proper tax brackets.
If I ever hanker to put out the baaaabies, I'll schedule a c-section long before I fuck the sperm donor victim.
Hey there sluts!
I personally dislike Jane, but I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of, agree with her.
VeinyArmsAlina is too sickly looking. And I'm willing to bet my left tit(yeah Loonies, my TIT)that she is self conscious of her body, because her looks are more important than any talent she posesses. So in a nutshell, bitch is too skinny and she better be eating Crepes over there in france.
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I say we get dangerous
A pregnant woman should gain around 2 to 4 pound each month of the pregnancy ,I dont know about twins
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
At the very least, Jane bothered to gain enough weight to have healthy babies.
when you get pregnant, it's not about you, it's about the babies.
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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 9:08pm.
I agree .
She was like a lion in a cage and some loved to rattle it. But entertaining she was and I also saw a sweet side to her.