Dr. Quinn Is About To Feel The Wrath Of The Brangaloonies
Dr. Quinn and mother of twins, Jane Seymour, has a little advice for Saint Angelina. Ruh roh. I really wish someone would have stopped her, but now she's on her own.
Jane told OK!, "My advice to her is to put some weight on. I think she needs to keep putting on weight so she can feed those babies. I don't think she should think twice. She hasn't put on enough weight." Gulp. Do you hear that? It's the stampede heading for Jane's house.
She went on to say that she nearly kicked the bucket when she had her twins, "I had preclampsia, which is toxemia, and I had to have an emergency C-section and I almost lost my life. So my advice to her [Jolie] is to listen to your doctors and if they say bed rest and they say blood pressure cuff every hour and they say whatever medication they say, you should take it very seriously."
My advice to Jane is to immediately go into her bedroom, lock the door, put her dresser in front of it, get under the covers and stay there until further notice. If she can, she should arm herself with a full-sized poster of Jennifer Aniston and a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. Brangaloonies can't get near that shit!
And Jane is right, but she should have privately sent Saint Angelina a gift certificate to Chili's instead of telling it to a magazine.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 9, 2008 - 6:25pm.
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
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This quote gets me every damn time:)
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Jane Seymour has been around a long time, and like Momus said, she has some experience.
Of course, she is spilling her pearls before swine.
That is a good adviced
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
I'm KIDDING!
Angie's SO gonna come back with "I just CAN'T gain weight"....I've seen you, hunny - I'm sure you could if you really try.
PS. I think there's some kinda doctor floating around Hollywood Land "cleansing"...that's how all these skinny mini ho's look to me. Like they all been doing macrobiotics or some such.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Y'all know she's not really a doctor, right?
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I'm not sure I can wrap my mind around that one, sistah!
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
But Jane, are you a heroin addict?
Jane Seymour just moved up a few spots in my favorite Hollyweird Sluts Rankings.
Go ahead Jane, PREACH!
And how old was she when she had her twins?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Jane is a Medicine Doctor, Angie. Listen to her.
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Y'all know she's not really a doctor, right?
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At least JS has some actual experience on this subject. More importantly, she's right ... especially about the weight. Sure JS probably weighs very close to Santa Angelina but JS is NOT pregnant with twins at the moment.
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She'll cut a bitch with her Tiara. Don't mess King Henry's favorite wife. Ha!
yeah Angelina is going to take the advice of DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN.hahahhaha didn't the Dr. date her sexay much younger costar?stupid.
ok and this is coming from a person that weights about the same as her??
you're not supposed to get fat when pregnant; i mean, yes you gain weight, but the weight should be on your belly, not all over the gdamn place
I think Angie should listen to the third wife of Henry VIII.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty