Chloe Lattanzi Has A New Stepdaddy
Olivia Newton-John married some dude named John Easterling in Malibu on July 4th. Olivia, 59, and John, 49, started dating last year. Cougar wedding!
John is the CEO and founder of some shit called Amazon Herb Company. Unfortunately, not that kind of herb. My dumbass would have married him thinking my bong would be filled with natural delights every single day. Naw, his company has something to do with rainforests or something like that. BORING!
I hope John has money, because Chloe Lattanzi's plastic surgeries...I mean....her "spa treatments" don't come cheap!
And whatever happened to Olivia's boyfriend that went missing and shit? Hopefully, that dude is somewhere in Thailand laughing at the IRS and toasting to Olivia's new marriage.
Below are some pictures of our little sexy Chucky Doll with her mother back in May. When the fuck is Chloe going to come out with an album already?! I've already had a "pep talk" with my ears preparing them for her fuckery.
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Chloe needs to deflate those lips. She looks awful.
Your face!
when will chloe realize that she will never look like angelina jolie, no matter how emaciated she becomes or how much money she spends on plastic surgery?
Jesus, that's one scary lookig woman.
cougar? she looks ten fucking years younger than he does!
feel bad for chloe, it must suck having a beautiful mother but not inheriting that beauty when you're born.
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"I'm Chloe Lattanzi, and I was born to rock..."
WTFF
They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site
****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that
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WTF is wrong with Chloes face? Are you sure this is her daughter and not a publicity shot with Priscilla Presley? There is no way a girl as young as Chloe should ever look like that.
ONJ has had her share of work done as well...she has serious face bloat...bitches need to back away from the scalpel..
What the hell is wrong with her daughter's face?
Her plastic surgeon needs to have his/her medical license revoked. Damn.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 8:49am.
Thanks! Upon rereading it, I found it to be clumsy, but the sentiment is there.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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What DID happen to the missing ex?
It's nice I guess she rebounded but....
Was it a Xanadu themed wedding? Everyone on roller skates?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Chloe, like Rumer (but not quite as bad) is an excellent example of how 2 very attractive people can turn out a horrific looking offspring.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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ONJ can't have loved missing BF that much. She didn't marry him and, whatever his financial problems, she could have solved them with a snap of her fingers.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 10, 2008 - 9:47am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 8:10am.
I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
If they didn't have kids, I'd disagree. He's an ass -- let the world know! But out of respect for her kids & the fact that that's their dad & now the world knows what a pig he is & can (& will) taunt them, I wish the judge had done more than chastise her.
~~~~~~~ Thank you. That was my point,although you stated it much more elegantly than I.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 8:10am.
I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
If they didn't have kids, I'd disagree. He's an ass -- let the world know! But out of respect for her kids & the fact that that's their dad & now the world knows what a pig he is & can (& will) taunt them, I wish the judge had done more than chastise her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Chloe is so fucking ugly. Whoever toid her she was pretty needs a gd eye test.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 3:10pm.
~~~~~~ I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
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I hope the judge then kicked Peter Cook in the crotch a couple hundred times or so. If he wasn't a perv, she would have had nothing to "drag out in public".
Seriously, WTF. The woman gets blamed for her cheating-ass husband. Just like they used to blame rape victims. Because if you blame the victim, if you believe the victim caused shit to happen to her because of her own stupidity, then the same shit could never happen to YOU. After all, you're much smarter and better than the victim, right?
~~~~ Calm down now. I wasn't blaming Christie for his cheating. I was chastising her for dragging it out in public. They have children and you know the parents of their friends are discussing this and all the details, which of course is getting back to their children. That is where my heart is, with them. Never mind that they have been turned upside down by all of this.. Personally I would have taken his ass to the cleaners in fine and proper style...... BUT........ in private.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I hate to be mean so early in the morning but when I imagine burglars or rapists sneaking into my room in the middle of the night, they always have a face very similar to Chloe's.
Good for ONJ for not waiting around for that POS boyfriend who faked his own death.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I hope he doesn't "disappear" like the last one who faked his death. Congrats to the bride and groom!
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 3:10pm.
~~~~~~ I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
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I hope the judge then kicked Peter Cook in the crotch a couple hundred times or so. If he wasn't a perv, she would have had nothing to "drag out in public".
Seriously, WTF. The woman gets blamed for her cheating-ass husband. Just like they used to blame rape victims. Because if you blame the victim, if you believe the victim caused shit to happen to her because of her own stupidity, then the same shit could never happen to YOU. After all, you're much smarter and better than the victim, right?
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by Am on July 10, 2008 - 9:00am.
I thought the boyfriend washed up dead somewhere. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
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This is the one that was 'sighted' a bunch about a year ago in Mexico or the Bahamas or Antartica or whatever.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 10, 2008 - 9:07am.
Well, the Brinkley-Cook divorce trial is over. No more salacious allegations for us to mull over:
~~~~~~ I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Chloe has crazy face in the third thumbnail.
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Well, the Brinkley-Cook divorce trial is over. No more salacious allegations for us to mull over:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20211250,00.html?xid=rss-tophead...
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Chloe's lips look like they are going to explode at any minute.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Chloe doesn't look like Chucky.
She looks like a young Leona Helmsley.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
I thought the boyfriend washed up dead somewhere. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Easterling's company slogan should be:
"Amazon Herb Company - Stripping the Amazon One Herb At A Time"
I honestly can't see Olivia's genetic contribution in her daughter at all. And Olivia is 10 years older than her new hubby? Wow...she's got a good plastic surgeon.
More fodder for Chloe's mental problems.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I love that MK takes bong rips and then has 'pep talks' with his ears. So cute!
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Chloe is only slightly prettier than Tori Spelling.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Jeez- She really does look like Chuckie!
When he wants his sexy times, he says: Let's get PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL
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Boring news day...yawn.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I wonder if they danced to "I Honestly Love You".
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!