The Fun And Games Are Over
Above is Peter Cook's totally homo GQ cover from 1981. Oh how I was miss the 80s when they kept things all-natural and didn't stuff a dude's speedo with plantains just because his peen is the size of a snap pea. Peter needs to stop spending $3,000 a month on porn and use that money to buy a penis pump.
Anyway, Tiny Cook Cock and Christie Brinkley have reached a settlement in their divorce trial. The New York Post reports that after three nights of negotiations and several days of court room battles, a settlement was reached this morning.
It's no surprise that Christie will keep full custody of their two kids and Tiny Cock will get visitation rights. Tiny Cock better password protect his computer before the kiddies come to visit. The last thing he wants his kids to tell Christie after a visit is, "Mommy, we saw this funny movie on dad's computer. It was these two girls eating peanut butter ice cream together. Can we go get peanut butter ice cream now?"
Christie will also keep their Hamptons home and some other shit. Tiny Cock may also receive a cash settlement from Christie. YAY! More porn money! The settlement will be finalized in court this morning.
Oh well, no more juicy shit. At least we can look forward to the numerous tell-alls, Lifetime movies and reality shows that will obviously follow.
He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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I can't believe he's straight. Oh btw, that's Carol Alt he's posing with. All I can ever think about when I see her is her raw diet and how ripe she must smell.
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LOL! He does look gay in that picture. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :-) And it looks like he has a nice vagina! I don't see any peen or balls or anything! God almighty... LOL!
Peter Cook still got screwed. Shame on CB for totally dragging him into the mud. After more than 10 years married he deserved more than 2.l million and should have gotten at least 1 or 2 properties. It does not matter that he cheated or watched porn. He is not a threat to the kids. One can easily tell CB is the bitter, jilted one. Too bad she insisted on this getting ugly and did not think too much of her kids.
By the way PC is not a pedo. The girl was 18, she was a legl adult. Jerry Seinfeld is a pedo.
This is not much of a settlement. It is pretty obvious CB wanted everything and just about got it.
Why is this pedo getting ANYTHING? The only thing he should have gotten was jail time and a big, bad ass bf while he was there.
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Three grand on porn and he's married to Christie and screwing a teenager? Hmmm something ain't right with this Ken doll, and I think Christie knew it from day one. Christie may be gorgeous but her eyes scream CrAzy!
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 10, 2008 - 10:42am.
Actually, 17 is the age of consent in NY. Still legal.
he was hot back then. just like the guy who did Princess Bride, look what happened to him!! I see women try to look good as they age, but it seems like men dont care?
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Submitted by 2Di4 on July 10, 2008 - 10:10am.
1. that teenager was over 18. that's legal, folks
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nope, when they began she was 17 when he did the hump and bump.
he got lucky when she turned 18 and everything
broke. he basically ducked a felony charge.
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OMG,he looks so sexy!I just want to make love with him.Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site
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He's a hot mess....and those speedos arent doing him any favors either.
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 10:21am
They'd have heard it anyway, you know that even if they kept it in closed court, some of the more salacious details would have leaked out after it was over. The press would have made sure of that.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
Since she obviously needed to prove why exactly it was he didn't deserve more visitation, from a strictly tactical position, that is one way to guarantee he caves. The difference is: whether it's public during the trial, or after the trial. Gave her leverage.
I still can't blame her for doing what was best for her children, in the long run. The boys are at camp, so they're missing it for now, yes, they'll learn later, but they would have anyway. Like I said, either during or after were the choices of it coming out.
Could she really say, 'to shame him into dropping his impulsive request for more visitation?'
Neither one of them came out looking good in this situation. She knew that going into it. She did what she had to do, whereas Peter does whatever Peter wants to, detrimental to the boys or not.
~~~~~~ Agreed on most points, although I must respectfully disagree with the tactical stance. That, IMO, was pure revenge. If there were no kids involved I would say air that shit on Court TV,Im there, but there are children, and they have friends, who will talk. I just think that had this been private the children could have been spared the details........ UNTIL! they were of age to hear them.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 10, 2008 - 10:19am.
WORD. Thank you. Coke addicts have 3 grand a month habits. This guy is blowing that much on porn? That screams 'pervy' to me!
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
Since she obviously needed to prove why exactly it was he didn't deserve more visitation, from a strictly tactical position, that is one way to guarantee he caves. The difference is: whether it's public during the trial, or after the trial. Gave her leverage.
I still can't blame her for doing what was best for her children, in the long run. The boys are at camp, so they're missing it for now, yes, they'll learn later, but they would have anyway. Like I said, either during or after were the choices of it coming out.
Could she really say, 'to shame him into dropping his impulsive request for more visitation?'
Neither one of them came out looking good in this situation. She knew that going into it. She did what she had to do, whereas Peter does whatever Peter wants to, detrimental to the boys or not.
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Who really knows how old she was when he first tried to touch her panty pudding!?
It's been well documented how pedophiles preen their prey, and then pluck them later.
When the gray area is that goddamn gray, there is a problem.
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http://www.usmagazine.com/christie-brinkley-divorce-case-will-be-public
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I think the point here is that he spent $3000 a month on internet porn, in addition to all the other stuff. No one is saying that looking at porn is bad, but that's a whole helluva lot of money and therefor constitutes pretty unusual and pervy behavior. If anyone thinks dropping that kind of cash on sex is normal, then you're running with the wrong crowd.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 9:12am.
Sounds like someone's 40 and not too cute anymore. You have my condolences.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:09am.
If you'll notice I said he was hard-wired to find young chicks attractive, not that he can't control himself. I said he's a pig, I just don't know why being hot for an 18-year-old is "pervy," especially compared to $3,000 a month spent on porn. (Which is a LOT, it's not that expensive!)I'm not defending his actions, but people scream shit like "pedophile" at the most retarded stuff.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
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How do you square his initiating this by asking for increased visitation time with her taking it public? She says 'no', he says 'I'll see ya in court.' Please explain to me how this is her taking this public.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Miss Brinkley fought to have the hearing held in public, saying her children needed to know the truth about the break-up.
http://www.celebritymound.com/?cat=112
See story Christie Brinkley tearful after divorce trial..
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Is it just me, or does Cook have a serious case of 'gay face' going on?
He's hot. I would have to strongly consider NOT tapping that.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 10:09am.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 4:02pm
WORD.
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Damn! I was hoping for more dirt!(Okay, I know I am going to hell, but I am just being honest.)
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 8:58am.
When they're closer in age to your children than you, yes, that is certainly pervy. He's in his 40s. She was 18. Skeevy and pervy.
I still have some Midol in my purse you can have.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Oh my God!
What the goddamn?!
He touches pre-pubescent poon-tang and gets a check?!
Somewhere in the world, R. Kelly and Michael Jackson are pissed off.
an aside: I love it when my coffeeshop turns into a 'coffeeshop' watch out, sluts. It's early!
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ok. i gotta jump in here.
1. that teenager was over 18. that's legal, folks.
2. he's a cheater, which is the big problem here. cheaters are the lowest of scum because they're liars and cowards
3. looking at nakie people doing stuff nakie people do (for money) is no big deal and has been with us since the first guy looked down at his penis and said "ugga bugga" (caveman, for "hey, what's this neat thing?"). get over it, anita bryant
4. swinging when you don't involve/inform your wife is not swinging. it's cheating (see point #2)
5. christie brinkley looks like a total bitch, hence billy joel's nickname for her: ice princess.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.
I don't buy the caveman argument. You know, the "we're genetically hardwired to be creepy pervy unfaithful freaks, so don't expect anything different from us" argument.
Even if we were genetically hardwired thousands of years ago, genes adapt. They evolve. So do people. The paradigm shifts. The wiring changes.
But there will always be people who don't want to control themselves, but just want to slut it up. The least they can do, other than practicing safe sex, is to be up-front about what they are and not lead other people on to believe they actually intend to be monogamous, when they don't.
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I've seen chicks who's vaginal lips were larger stuffed in a bikini. Who & Why would you fukk something like that???? "Is it in?" ... "fukk u mean is it in?!!?? b1tch get off me & get out!"
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
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1981. They airbrushed bulges out of photos then, the same way they photoshop them in now. Anyone remember the big Sears catalog underwear ad controversy in the mid-70's?
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Submitted by joe on July 10, 2008 - 10:00am.
OK, but why is John Meyer's face 'shopped onto this dude's body?
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I totally thought the same thing! Another of Mayer's stupid f*ing jokes, like the Borat thing.
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Well, Carol Alt looks great on this cover.
She was one of my early 80's favorite models.
Is she single? Does Peter still have her #?
She's got cash and no kids.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 8:58am.
Yes, yes, it's certainly "pervy" to give into biologically-wired impulses. Irresponsible, lame, and shitty? Sure. However, if it is "pervy" to find 18-year-olds attractive, once again, alert every man in America. Or are we in Victorian England?
I was on Christie's side, but now I'm on neither. They are both selfish pigs with too much money and not enough real problems.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
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How do you square his initiating this by asking for increased visitation time with her taking it public? She says 'no', he says 'I'll see ya in court.' Please explain to me how this is her taking this public.
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OK, but why is John Meyer's face 'shopped onto this dude's body?
Aniston's gonna be pissed.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 9:52am.
@Snoogle: You really shouldn't have.
Turns out it was he whom dragged her into court seeking more visitation. She didn't want to increase the already established visitation. He dragged her through his mud publicly, for money. If it was really about the kids, no amount of money could have made him settle. He did this for money. He is the scum of the earth. Greedy, and only out for himself.
~~~~~~~~ yes I know that he dragged her into court, but SHE is the one that petitioned to have the proceedings made PUBLIC.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 9:55am.
Wrong assumption, ricki. He's pervy because he fucked a teenager. Capice?
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They deserve each other. Too bad they had kids.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Submitted by Silvara0428 on July 10, 2008 - 9:50am.
he should have come to terms with his sexuality a long time ago! feel sorry for the kids
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mommy didn't help matters as far as the children go when she decided to do their dirty laundry in public.
I am NOT pro Cook,AT ALL..he is scum..but now think even less of her than I did before all of this.. which wasn't much to begin with.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:53am.
Aw, kitty DJ is cute.
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Thanks, doll! I commend your courage maintaining the PP floppyflabulousness!! That many pale ripples could be hypnotic!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 8:49am.
Billy Joel isn't a waste of space? Someone might want to alert him to that fact, if they can catch him between his drunken escapades crashing his car into things.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 10, 2008 - 8:48am.
Got it. Looking at porn = pervy = no parental rights. Alert every man in America.
Maybe he's so into porn because he hasn't got much to work with in real life... just a thought.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
It may be over, but I'm sure there will be more mudslinging. He didn't want to fight it publicly in the court system; she did. Granted she is angry over him cheating and humiliating her, which I understand. I read where she didn't exactly like being told that she should get some counseling. After she was told that, she then said that she didn't want this fought publicly.
I don't think that there should be a husband # 5. Her marriage to #3, didn't last long, did it? I don't recall what the drama was with him (#3).
Part of me does wonder tho, why the need for him to be on porn sites and cheat? Was Christie too busy being a mom, she didn't have time to be a wife? Just a thought.
Aw, kitty DJ is cute.
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@Snoogle: You really shouldn't have.
Turns out it was he whom dragged her into court seeking more visitation. She didn't want to increase the already established visitation. He dragged her through his mud publicly, for money. If it was really about the kids, no amount of money could have made him settle. He did this for money. He is the scum of the earth. Greedy, and only out for himself.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 9:43am.
He has the crotch of a Ken doll.
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Ken has bigger crotch then that. But they are both equally smooth I bet..