The Fun And Games Are Over
Above is Peter Cook's totally homo GQ cover from 1981. Oh how I was miss the 80s when they kept things all-natural and didn't stuff a dude's speedo with plantains just because his peen is the size of a snap pea. Peter needs to stop spending $3,000 a month on porn and use that money to buy a penis pump.
Anyway, Tiny Cook Cock and Christie Brinkley have reached a settlement in their divorce trial. The New York Post reports that after three nights of negotiations and several days of court room battles, a settlement was reached this morning.
It's no surprise that Christie will keep full custody of their two kids and Tiny Cock will get visitation rights. Tiny Cock better password protect his computer before the kiddies come to visit. The last thing he wants his kids to tell Christie after a visit is, "Mommy, we saw this funny movie on dad's computer. It was these two girls eating peanut butter ice cream together. Can we go get peanut butter ice cream now?"
Christie will also keep their Hamptons home and some other shit. Tiny Cock may also receive a cash settlement from Christie. YAY! More porn money! The settlement will be finalized in court this morning.
Oh well, no more juicy shit. At least we can look forward to the numerous tell-alls, Lifetime movies and reality shows that will obviously follow.
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His photo from that magazine cover has thrown me into a terrible internal conflict. At once he's handsome and I feel a tremor of desire for him, even if he's only got three ounces of luggage, but at the same time he looks like the end result of River Phoenix and Vanilla Ice getting into a fight that both lost, and I want to rent Gladiator and declare music illegal.
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he should have come to terms with his sexuality a long time ago! feel sorry for the kids
I've only got one thing left to say... in case any of them actually read gossip blogs.
Christie, go the fuck back to Billy Joel already.
Yeah, I know you got tired of being married to someone a great deal uglier than you and thought you could get somebody hotter. All these hotter guys have turned out to be sociopaths.
Most of the tragedy in life is caused by people who can't manage to be happy with what they have, so they never stop chasing after more. Just go back to Billy Joel, and count yourself lucky that you found ONE life partner in the celebrity world who was not a complete waste of space.
That is all.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
This shit may be over in the courts but this shit AIN'T OVER!!!
Not by a long shot.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I don't think Peter should get a penis pump MK. He probably doesn't have enough blood in his body to support a huge cock.
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She got a fat settlement from the guy she married after being in that helicopter crash with him. She has made shedloads of money from her modeling and merchandising.
I would not have wanted him to have more visitation, either. Too pervy for 2 little boys to be with on a more regular basis. I don't blame Christie for fighting against increasing his visitation. She needs to stay their full-time parent. If was really all about the kids for him, no amount of money could have caused him to settle. It wasn't. He's a scumbag. Impulsively, due to his narcissism, he dragged her through his mud to get more money.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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dayum! he was a hot piece (from the belly button up).
christie is rich from selling that exercise slide thingy with chuck norris. oh, and from her previous divorces. cha-ching!
Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 8:43am.
He has the crotch of a Ken doll.
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But somehow less hot.
Did I just say that?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
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The girl on the cover looks like a very young Carol Alt.
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All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars-
Oscar Wilde
Ricki, shes been messing aroun in real estate for a while out in the Hamptons. She has also gotten settlements from previous divorces.
He did ok for a career but i assume he has developed a "lifestyle" he has become use to and needs to maintain it or whatever dumb rich split up bitches call it.
poopie heads
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Taken from another thread where I got my ass handed to me ...lol
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008 - 3:10pm.
~~~~~~ I hope the judge chastised her for dragging this out into public.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 10, 2008 - 9:25am.
I hope the judge then kicked Peter Cook in the crotch a couple hundred times or so. If he wasn't a perv, she would have had nothing to "drag out in public".
Seriously, WTF. The woman gets blamed for her cheating-ass husband. Just like they used to blame rape victims. Because if you blame the victim, if you believe the victim caused shit to happen to her because of her own stupidity, then the same shit could never happen to YOU. After all, you're much smarter and better than the victim, right?
Submitted by Snoogle on July 10, 2008
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~~~~ Calm down now. I wasn't blaming Christie for his cheating. I was chastising her for dragging it out in public. They have children and you know the parents of their friends are discussing this and all the details, which of course is getting back to their children. That is where my heart is, with them. Never mind that they have been turned upside down by all of this.. Personally I would have taken his ass to the cleaners in fine and proper style...... BUT........ in private.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
He has the crotch of a Ken doll.
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Póg ma thoin.
He's got the pedo-gleam in his eye.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I don't get it. People referred to his financial dependence on her yesterday, too. He's a broke architect? And she's rich from...her old modeling career and divorce settlements? Please advise.