Thursday, July 10th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: JHud's Album Cover
It looks like somebody has been using Mimi's body double. Or maybe Mimi just let Jennifer Hudson borrow her 10-man Photoshopping team?
JHud's waist looks like it's about to put up a white flag and call "mercy." It's obviously in major trauma from the 10 pairs of Spanx, 3 girdles and 25 layers of Saran-Wrap holding it down. I'm sure a couple of gay stylists were severely injured when they removed that belt from her waist.
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I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm.. Did you notice that?
"AAAAAAAAAAND IIIIIII *cough, sputter* IIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM TELL-*cough*-LIN' YOU..."
...that she couldn't fucking take one breath in that outfit. Embrace your body and don't end up like Beyonce and her weird plastic-surgery armpit flap-thing.
I've seen recent pics of her in OK and Star, she doesn't look like that at all. What a total sham! She even looks like she gained 10 lbs back, not the reverse.
Your face!
photo shop or whatever this is a nice picture of jenny
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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damn, finally a good picture of that rhinna chick. oh wait...
I wanna be photoshopped!!
I saw SATC and I know she received some stinky reviews, but I thought she was pretty good. I mean, can any of the SATC women act?
She looks a bit like the woman who works in the children's department at Macy's and used to go to DeVry but now goes to Concorde Career Institute and her kid's dad is a white guy named Kevin.
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You are of your own climax.
Well that's disappointing - wtf
Well that's disappointing - wtf
Well that's disappointing - wtf
Damn, JHud I thought you would have kept it real for the album cover.
Girlfriend is a little too robust to actually look this way.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
If her waist is really that small then I am a size 2!
i LOVE her voice but i dont know who the woman in this picture is. It looks nothing like her.
I haven't seen SATC (nor will I), but she was a wonderful Effie. Even if that's the only thing she'll act well, she deserved that Oscar, IMHO.
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She was god awful in sex and the city and I am VERY MUCH over seeing people airbrused to a size 0. Its so tart, like we dont know this bitch is 180 at least.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
She was so horrible in Sex and the City! Bitch can't act for shit! I can't believe they gave her an Oscar.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
At some point don't these people look at that and notice that it looks nothing near her size? It seems kind of obvious...
You cruel sluts!
J-Hud is not that big anymore. She's lost half an Effie!
So her movies aren't the best!
Her shit doesn't stink excessively, she's just as good an actress as half of these new Hollywood harlots, keeps her legs closed, and can sing her big ass off.
Give this ho a break(fast)!
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Apparently they just decided to put alien princess riri on the cover in the hopes that it would fool people into buying that shit.
Someone needs to tell the idiots in marketing that the bitch on the cover should at least resemble the bitch who does the actual singing.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Judging by American Apparel's size chart, no way in Hell is JHud wearing that dress. They must have Photoshopped the dress on too.
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For someone who portrays to be "down to Earth" its surprising that she's okay with someone photoshopping away 60% of her waist...
"...all that I can say..."
She's wearing a $36 American Apparel dress. Klassy!
http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa8348.html
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Fuck it!
B.S.F.
I agree. I also think that being photoshopped to all hell MUST play with the mind a little because the "you" youre looking at isnt really you at all! It's someone's veiw on how "you" should look.
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I don't know why celebs allow this much photoshopping to be done to them. Doesn't that make the real live them a major letdown? Who wants to go through life like that?
"Oh look, it's (insert celeb name). Oh. My. God. What the hell happened to them?"
I mean, we know celebs look alot better in pictures than in person, but they're taking it to another level nowadays.
I was wondering when this bitch was going to release an album. For someone who got famous for being on American Idol, it took her an awful long time to make an album.
Why does she even have an Oscar? Cate Blanchett's and Abigail Breslin's performances were about 1,000 times better.
Miss Priss: YouTube Duffy's 'Stepping Stone' and Adele's "Hometown Glory'. You'll thank me later!
On to J-Hud: she looks fine! So what if she can't breathe? It's only for 20 seconds. Beyonce does it all the time. She's even worked her way up to two hours, 3 for concerts.
J-Hud is an amazing singer, she's cute enough, she can at least *emote* on screen, so throw the girl a bone.
Just the bone. No meat!
She'll be fighting the poundage for decades
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If the music execs are more concerned with the size of a singer's waist vs. the quality of the music, then no wonder the industry is in trouble.
(I so had to stop myself from spelling it 'weist'.)
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
She looks cute, she seems grounded. No hate here.
Thought she sucked in Sex & the City. Bad acting...
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
Think she used the Angie Jo Hula Hoop to achieve that "weist"?
I had a lot more respect for her when she owned being a larger-sized woman.
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Ahaha! Hilarious. JHud hula frickin' hooped for 8 hours to get that 'weist'.
(I don't know why I feel the need to put my waist misspelling in quotes. All you hot sluts know what it's from anyway. I guess I don't want people thinking I'm like HA and can't spell for shit.)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Yeah and I am selling the Brooklyn Bridge bitchessssssss!
Last time her waist was that small she was singing the ABCs.
Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 10:03am
"Syrup and Honey", it's a lovely little song.
On T: Um, did she borrow Beyonce's photoshop mechanic?
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Soy,
I wonder the same thing.
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Fuck it!
JHud new single 'Spotlight' for anyone's that's intrested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPgwl9sFeNA
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Bradiful,
She was on Conan a month or so ago, and the girl can sing her ass off. I mean, she was hitting notes of all ranges, she's very talented.
I'm buying that CD
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Fuck it!
And she is turning fake too.. I didn't like her in Sex/City either.. But hey, had to add that one black person in somewhere..
im not a fan of the "Austin Powers" sound of Duffy's one song. is the whole cd like that?
For someone who is known as not having the standard H'Wood size -3 body, she sure is going to great lenghts to cover it up and look like she has one!
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Effinh riduclous. This photo belongs in the "Girlfriend, please" category.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 10, 2008 - 9:56am.
Think she used the Angie Jo Hula Hoop to achieve that "weist"?
I had a lot more respect for her when she owned being a larger-sized woman.
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Brilliant.. If she used that Massage Hoop and got those results.. i must have one!! But keep those away from guy peens.. Cause they work really well, and I don't want to take size away from any dick!
uhh waist AND lips. Sorry that's not her mouth. She has a hot mouth, that is a hot mouth, but overall, it's not her mouth.
Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 9:58am
I have her CD, Duffy, I love it.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
LOLOLOL!!!! Youza fooool!!! :-D lolol!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 8:52am.
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Ditto here. Is it true that celebrities don't really get a say in their photos and such?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
"JHud's waist looks like it's about to put up a white flag and call "mercy.""-
I love that Duffy song "Mercy"(think that's the title)
I have yet to download it
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Fuck it!
wtf! is that a magic girdle belt? that chick is three times my size but somehow pulls off a 19 inch waist?
that artist should either be shot, or awarded a nobel peace prize for developing a method to stop urban overcrowding.
Think she used the Angie Jo Hula Hoop to achieve that "weist"?
I had a lot more respect for her when she owned being a larger-sized woman.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She has an album coming out?
Is that really JHud?
I have too many questions, that can't be good.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"