Thursday, July 10th 2008
Xtina's Lip Gloss Addiction
Xtina was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and some bitch actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch) they watched Tranny Clown reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.
The witness said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again."
How many times do you think she fucks up and accidentally eats the lip gloss and reapplies her lips with Calamari?
I doubt that's lip gloss. It's probably a mixture of Fen-phen, coke, Alli, E-Z Tan and breast enlargement powder.
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Of course she out - she was having lunch witnh Alison.
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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
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my friend has OCD and she does this to me! I say "but, um" a lot so she nickamed me Buddum.
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My friend Jenny nicknamed her husband "Fuckenum" because that's the only word he can say after he's smoked a joint...
In my defense to addiction to chapstick...I have big lips naturally!
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 7:44am.
Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 10, 2008 - 10:40am.
Are you on any medication?
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uhmmmmmm......does weed, vodka and vicodin count?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 11:13am.
Lol, I know it's your girl we're talking about (I like her too), but if some chick was at the Ivy watching her, wouldn't that mean she WAS out? lol
HOW SAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO COUNT HOW ANY TIMES SOMEOBODY PUTS LIP GLOSS ON???? SOME PEOPLE RELALY NEED TO GET OUT MORE, DUMB FUCKING CUNTS.
WHO THE FUCK GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ANYWAY????
(Sorry for all the caps, but i'm having a super shitty day today)
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I wouldn't be able to eat with her. And I feel badly for the waitress or bartender or dishwasher that had to deal with the glassware that her nasty gummy mouth was all over.
The 8 hour stuff doesn't stay put if you're a sloppy eater or an active whore.
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Oh come on now. The person who did the counting is a civic hero! I'm sure she noticed Xtina reapplying it constantly and decided to start to count. 30 times during one meal is freakish and gonna attract some attention. Haven't you ever known that one person who said something so much (for example, "you know?" or "like") that you had to start counting just to know exactly how ridiculous it was? I'm a little OCD so perhaps I'm on my own here.
OMG, my friend has OCD and she does this to me! I say "but, um" a lot so she nickamed me Buddum.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Her boobs look like shit!! Bad implants+baby making+baby feeding = Floppy lopsided VEINY implants.
As for the lipstick....she does that so that bat boy wont come near her face with his bat beard. YUCK.
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Submitted by indiesr on July 10, 2008 - 9:01am.
It seems lip gloss is not the only thing she's addicted to.
you mean like angie's addiction to heroin?
Ew! How the fuck can she eat with lip gloss on? Nasty. I LOVE that someone counted the times she reapplied it. Cracks me up!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
It seems lip gloss is not the only thing she's addicted to.
Just buy a gloss that stays put up to 8 hours you dumb dumb!
the average woman consumes four to nine pounds of lipstick in her lifetime
Eating with lipgloss (or some lipstick, for that matter) is the biggest pain in the ass. Crumbs and food bits get stuck, causing you to lick your lips and experience the nasty mix of what you're eating and what you're wearing. I always wipe it all off before i eat, as do most normal girls.
And hell yes they still make Lip Smackers! I have a Cotton Candy flavored one sitting on my desk right now :) Good shit!
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Aww come on guys, she can't help it. Cock flavored lip gloss is her absolute favorite.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I'm sure her husband just loves kissing her...
NOT!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Ok I admit it, I do this sometimes. Why? Oral fetish, but also dry lips are a HUGE pet peeve of mine so I'm always reapplying, now I'm gonna keep an eye out for freaks counting, lol.
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what a tacky fucking hobag!
I didn't know that you could apply for a fucking visa.
Like, weird she didn't notice some one fucking staring a GD hole into her head whilst she's eating.. Counting 22, 23, hahahaahaha, 24, there she did it again..!! 25.. No way, 26! *dials phone* 27 *snaps picture* 28 *passes out* 29, 30??? 30 fucking times.. ?? OH I'm telling the world!!
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" How many times do you think she fucks up and accidentally eats the lip gloss and reapplies her lips with Calamari? "
aahahahahahahaha -- mk i love you !
if i ever reapply for a fucking visa to your stupid country i'm definitely asking you out for some sexay times.
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Submitted by its six thirty ... on July 10, 2008 - 10:40am.
Lol that's awesome. I count too, but my big thing is patterns, especially: _--_ -__- or "down, up, up down" and then the reverse. I find them in everything and sometimes can't stop for a long time. Are you on any medication?
Totally insecure and crazy. No wonder she goes around looking like this. She doesn't even see what a freak show she is when she looks in the mirror.
Did your witness mean lipstick instead of lipgloss?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 7:26am.
I'm a little OCD so perhaps I'm on my own here.
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nope not on your own. i've been OCD for as long as i can remember. my number is 6. everything in sixes. i count EVERYTHING!
OT: thats very disturbing. squid and lipstick? eeewwwwww!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 10, 2008 - 10:33am.
It actually says lip gloss, not lipstick, so glossy. And yes, I have seen Bonne Bell Lip Smackers recently. Didn't they have some weird flavors like Dr. Pepper and shit at one point? lol
Always Sunny: Right!? lol
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ImpertinentVixen on July 10, 2008 - 11:33am.
Who remembers Bonne Bell Lip Smackers???? I LOOOVED those things! Do they still make them?
Hi love! yes they do!!!!!!!!!!
What it matte or glossy? If the latter, she'll look like she ate a pork chop with her hands tied behind her back.
Who remembers Bonne Bell Lip Smackers???? I LOOOVED those things! Do they still make them?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
That's just gross!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Oh come on now. The person who did the counting is a civic hero! I'm sure she noticed Xtina reapplying it constantly and decided to start to count. 30 times during one meal is freakish and gonna attract some attention. Haven't you ever known that one person who said something so much (for example, "you know?" or "like") that you had to start counting just to know exactly how ridiculous it was? I'm a little OCD so perhaps I'm on my own here.
Maybe she has security issues. Maybe people have simply underestimated her husband, and he's convinced her that she's worthless in some Lifetime movie of the week "you'll never find anyone to take care of you other than me" manner.
At the end of all this she'll probably be dating a non-threatening John Stamos or Rob Lowe type; you know, somebody gay.
Whatever happened to the edgy Christina who talked ghetto and tried to act hard? Was that some kind of marketing gimmick?
Sigh. Goodbye innocence. I'll never trust again.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 10, 2008 - 9:23am.
I always have to have some balm on my lips (addicted to Aquaphor), but I wait until I am finished eating to apply!
Also, she hasn't heard of the stay-put lipglosses?
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Holy shit can you imagine getting Aquaphor on your food? Talk about vomit inducing.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
How come she was all alternative some three or so years ago and gained weight and now she's back to blonde and clown makeup, can't she make up her mind what she wants or how she wants to act.. it was all about jet black hair, piercings and being down to earth now it's a total flip again.
She needs to learn to reapply a bag over her head.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Poor little bat baby is going to have a serious clown phobia.
OMG,She looks so sexy! I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"****
last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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She needs to make-up those white titties of hers.. wtf?? *dabs on some concealer*
I always have to have some balm on my lips (addicted to Aquaphor), but I wait until I am finished eating to apply!
Also, she hasn't heard of the stay-put lipglosses?
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-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
"Whatlook are we going for tonight?", the make-up artist asks as Miss Aguilera hops into the chair and stares direclty into the mirror.
"Tranny light", she responds without skipping a beat, batting pre-spackled eyelashes.
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I'm not a fan of this ho, but she'd actually be pretty if she'd sandblast some of that spackle off.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
I like Xtina, but it seems to me that she's fighting the hot with her choices in lipstick.
She looks weird now.
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Fuck it!
She has a serious cosmetics addiction. She needs an intervention, STAT.
Also, I bet she does that so Bat Boy doesn't kiss her.. b/c you know guys don't like the way that tastes either..
Like on Flavor of Love, Flav bitched about the girls using that stank stuff before he kissed them.. boy o boy.. she's over him.. Rumor rumor Rumor
I read this on the flist (since some poster put up the link to the site in the Maxi Mounds thread-bad move on my part) and I have to say, I like MK's version of it.
Anyways, on topic, seems to be a really pathetic person counting the amount of times she applies lipstick. Who cares?
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
wednesday:
I am the same way. My family makes fun of me for sleeping with it near my bed.
I'll whoop a bitch's ass over my lip balm.
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Gross, that has to make her food taste yucky.. maybe that's why she does it, so she doesn't eat as much.. *makes note to self* Double up on gloss next time in wal-mart!
That can't make food taste very good. That's vain and more than a little OCD
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by kdracofan on July 10, 2008 - 11:16am.
I don't know who's more pathetic: Xtina or the person counting
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That's the truth, eatcha food looooozer!
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