Thursday, July 10th 2008
Spidey Man Is Kind Of Turning Me On
Tobey Maguire and his wifey were trying to get out of a parking lot last night, but a group of paps would not let his ass through. Instead of pulling a Brit Brit and running their asses over, the boring piece of boiled broccoli got all angry and screamed, "Get the fuck out of the way! I can't see! There are cars there motherfucker!" Who knew Tobey had it in him? Totally hot.
Source: Hollywood Bubble - Image: Fame Pictures
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Submitted by Cuntress on July 10, 2008 - 11:43am.
I prefer seeing those douchebag paparazzi getting punched out when they act like that.
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The paps are like children with expensive toys...they just don't seem to get it that those things blind you! How can they not get that?
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I'm on Team Toby. Those stupid fucks were blocking his car. That's bang out of order.
How is that LEGAL?
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he kinda looks like a brown-haired eminem here -- except that he's also ready to offer a toothy bj.
I prefer seeing those douchebag paparazzi getting punched out when they act like that.
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He looks just like that dude with the "im an asshole/crazy" face promoting EHarmony commercials. Why are they making such a big deal over him, it's just tobey fucking maguire, PLEASE.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
**applauds**
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
This video only accentuates his pure ugliness.
MK just loves that open mouf of his!!
*holds out hand forcefully* "Stick it in!!", he yells!! hahahaa.. i know your game!!
Is he shooting spidey webs in that photo?
Even if he were The Clapper, he couldn't turn me on.
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It would take all of my self control and maybe a Valium to not run those assholes down.
Did I hear Topher Grace?
Love Eric Forman. lol
And I didn't know Toby had it in him either! What a bitch!
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Fuck it!
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Tobey Maguire is the poor man's Topher Grace, which is just plain sad.
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OMG it's so fucking TRUE!
And I that's why they got him to play a character in the last [hopefully forever] spiderman movie. Because he makes mcguire look good by comparison. LOL!!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 10, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Hehe-
The papparazzi are DB's I'm sorry there is no need for them to heckle and get THAT close.... I can't imagine it would be easy to drive with 1,000 flashbulbs going off. He even kept honking his horn so they'd move and yet they kept being agreesive. Aholes! ugh
Tobey Maguire is the poor man's Topher Grace, which is just plain sad. Luckily he married some Hollywood honcho's daughter, 'cause Spiderman probably won't sustain him forever!
He's about as hot as that guy in high school who always ran the projector. AV club material.
How he convinced anyone to cast him as spider man I'll never know. But I speculate it involved time on his knees.
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Submitted by feckless on July 10, 2008 - 11:33am.
His voice barely cracked at all. Nice.
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*wipes tears*
That was beautiful.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Tobey is SO sexy. I'm taller than him but I'd let him rule my cider house, def.
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His voice barely cracked at all. Nice.
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