The Wedding Of The Year!
If I ever lose my fucking mind and decide to get married, this is exactly the way I want my wedding to look like. Seriously, I will take this video to the wedding planner and tell them to recreate this classy affair down to the plastic crates and knocked up bridesmaids.
On the Fourth of July, Bubba married Pam in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Dacula, GA off of Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange. Bubba and Pam both work at the Waffle House. She was able to get the day off, but he had to work the morning shift.
They were surrounded by 30 of their closest friends and family who chain-smoked and drank soda throughout the ceremony. The elegant ambiance was completed by a Hank Williams Jr. song playing from the radio of a nearby SUV.
Pam's daddy told The Gwinnet Daily Post, "I think it's pretty redneck myself. But I'm a redneck anyway, so." Shit, then I must be a redneck too, because this wedding is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
There's seriously too much glamour to comment on, but you HAVE to watch the beautiful picture gallery above set to 98 Degrees' "Sunshine After The Rain." This is the kind of shit I dream about at night.
If you can't see the video above, click here to see the pictures.
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Submitted by horncusker on July 10, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Some of the pics are time stamped 2006
I CALL SHENANIGANS
Do you really think they can work out time/date on a digital Camera? They can just about talk! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
You think later Bubba rolled the bride in flour and looked for the wet spot?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Conway,
Is that like "i noticed you, noticing me, noticing you.."
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In an unintentionally, intentional accidentlly on purpose way.....yeah!
i ate in Cumming, GA leaving atlanta after mimi's emanicipation concert... at the godforsaken Waffle House, and two of the Braves players came in
I think that the saddest part was the arch during the ceremony. It just looked sad.
However, the ciggie hanging from Mama's lip and later the bride taking a drag of her ciggie, pure class.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 10, 2008 - 1:12pm.
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I about died from laughter at that point.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Um...this isn't a joke? Oh well, I wish them many years of wedded bliss.
Um...this isn't a joke? Oh well, I wish them many years of wedded bliss.
I live in Cumming GA too..I'm so embarassed and we almost moved to Dacula. Gwinnett is the same county that the Run-Away-Bride is from. Great place!
Submitted by Rocket on July 10, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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On Cops and all.....lol..
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My children..Carly and Robert...
I can quote Anchorman like nobody's business. DAMN!! I'm pissed I wasn't here for that part of the thread.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Did any of you opened the link to the pictures?. take a look at page 2, picture number 8 from top to bottom. That fine classy hillbilly socialite wearing a pink blouse and blue flipflops makes everything ese so tacky!. She's the epitome of class and that man she's with is so handsome. I feel envious. hahahaha!!.
Anyway, I know I'm mean and all. But I can't stop laughing at their fatty asses. Some of them look so inbred, they're scary.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Thing is, they will probably be married longer than couples that pay $100,000 for their wedding.
Someone is going to HAVE to tell these people that the world stretches beyond the Pancake House parking lot, because they all have to back away from the waffles and soda and go on a quest for some salad and fresh drinking water.
I'm willing to bet the Pancake House will be hosting many a baby shower for this lot.
I most enjoyed the fact that they mis-spelled congratulations
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How come the skin, hair and tits look busted on all of the women but their nails are perfect? They are all classmates in Beauty Skool, I just knowed it
How come the skin, hair and tits look busted on all of the women but their nails are perfect? They are all classmates in Beauty Skool, I just knowed it
Submitted by Triscuit on July 10, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Hey Bitch!
Yep,my little Monsters♥
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So adorable! ♥
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Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 2:46pm.
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Needs a bitch~slap♥
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My children..Carly and Robert...
Submitted by BamaDaisy on July 10, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I'm either proud or ashamed that Dacula is under 30 minutes from where I live....then again, I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of my city's name: Cumming
Seriously.
No shit.
Look it up.
Cumming, GA
At least I can always say - I'm your favorite kind of girl, a Cumming girl!
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We have a train station here called "Old Cummer".
Yah, I know. ;)
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I could only watch the first 40 seconds of that mess. It looks like just about everyone except the bride said, "Fuck effort.", she just kind of whispered it under her breath.
Submitted by Jeebusss on July 10, 2008 - 2:41pm.
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Umm,Who is Millie?
*looks around,smells pits*
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My children..Carly and Robert...
El Bastardo on July 10, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Kdraco, i will be your Bubba, be my Pam!! :o)
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*wiping a tear* Yes! Yes! I'll be your "waffle house Pam!" foreva'
If Brangelina had an ounce of taste and discernment, they would have married like this in some strip mall in whateverthehell town in Missouri Pitt's from, before Trangie gets the twins removed and tummy tucked.
PR heaven.
LCT - Never saw Anchorman
*runs and hides*
Submitted by Stoney on July 10, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Lol, yeah, I was trying to be nice but it was hard so I was non-committal. I do like what some here are saying though - most people's weddings are closer to this than the ones splashed across the cover of OK! magazine. And it is stupid to throw a huge wedding you can't afford that you'll be paying off for years. Entering a marriage with immediate financial problems - what a great idea! No one has ever divorced over money issues.
LCT!!!!!
Now that stupid song is stuck in my head!!!!
Conway,
Is that like "i noticed you, noticing me, noticing you.."
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Missy - when I first started planning the wedding, I coudn't believe how GD expensive it was just to get a place, much less the dress, food, entertainment, etc. So when the Vegas idea came up, we looked into it and said, HELL YEAH! I spent under $1000.00 for my wedding, dress, etc.
The money my parents gave us went towards a huge party on our 1st Anniversary with all of our friends and the rest of the family.
Then we went and spent a week in Jamaica, a hut right on the beach.
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
And I forget the movie song
When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ?
Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me think and thin
Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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This is how im gonna proly get married.
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Viva, I have something EXTREMELY interesting to tell you but, I feel it wouldnt be ok to tell u if u dont wanna hear....so if you wanna know...and believe me you wanna know, let me know.
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Some of the pics are time stamped 2006
I CALL SHENANIGANS
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I will have a life please, with cheese
This is how im gonna proly get married.
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Viva, I have something EXTREMELY interesting to tell you but, I feel it wouldnt be ok to tell u if u dont wanna hear....so if you wanna know...and believe me you wanna know, let me know.
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Dear Millie,
You are boring and have no sense of humor.
Love,
Jeebusss
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 10, 2008 - 2:35pm.
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Dude..I totally get the whole "we're poor" thing,as EVERYONE is pretty much poor right now.But that does not excuse the kid picking her nose in a picture,the misspelling of words...etc.Poor people should have some fucking common sense,too,right?
Not trying to be an asshole,just sayin'!♥
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My children..Carly and Robert...
I'm either proud or ashamed that Dacula is under 30 minutes from where I live....then again, I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of my city's name: Cumming
Seriously.
No shit.
Look it up.
Cumming, GA
At least I can always say - I'm your favorite kind of girl, a Cumming girl!
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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I agree with everyone about the cheap weddings. I spent $2000 on my wedding, most of which was on my dress and the cake. Most delicious cake ever!
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That was truly moving. Oh wait, it must've been the earth shaking during the wedding march.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
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Wow. The Waffle House must be a cash cow... Doesn't look like many of those bitches in Daluca can turn down a good waffle.
I love when the mother of the bride's putting something in her ear, smoking a big ciggy.
Good Lord.. I just had the overwhelming urge to buy a 12 packer of Keystone Light.
"Anchorman"
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My children..Carly and Robert...
Damn!!! Too many humongous whales out of the water, man!. Who said the whales were near extinction?!. Anyway, I tried to take a look at that classy redneck whale wedding but I couldn't sumbit myself to such torture.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 2:33pm.
LCT, Frito - What fucking movie are you guys quoting?
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Anchorman.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I wanted to make fun of this till I watched the video and although it maybe the most Redneck thing I have err seen it is cute. I mean this is reality for LOTS of people, most people cannot afford a big, extravagant and may I add tacky wedding. They had a little affair and they seem happy, that is something I cant make fun of. You really shouldn't make fun of people cuz they dont have lots of money or cuz they are country, you cant help what you are born into and most people never escape it. All in all big weddings are a waste of money, the wedding usually still ISN'T paid for once the divorce papers are filed. Let them be and I hope they have a happy life together, at least they are just being what they are and not faking the funk.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Marriage is not about one day.
It's about 10, then annullment.
Why waste 5 paychecks on a marriage?
Elope and make the 'rents cope!
www.myspace.com/triston
i am literally quivering all over. that is the most beautiful celebration of love i've ever witnessed. i feel like i should smoke a marlboro red and celebrate along with them.
this so must be shared with the world. it makes toni braxton's tiffany-themed wedding look like trash. (oh, wait. that *was* trash.)
LCT, Frito - What fucking movie are you guys quoting?
*lost*
Im with you ME.. Ive never been married but if I do, no wedding for me... Id rather put a down payment on a house or travel for a month...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 2:31pm.
LCT,
"I WANNA PEE ON YOU!"
Who do you think you are? John Fuckin Maher?
Geez.
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No. I DO think I'm John Mayer though. "Your body is a urinal. Your body is a urinal, I'll use my penis. Your body is a urinal. Your body is a urinaaaaaaaaal. Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da..."
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Kdraco, i will be your Bubba, be my Pam!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 2:02pm.
They put it on YouTube, so....
I think we can make fun of them without guilt!
I actually thought this was kinda sweet. And yes, of course, trashy.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA