The Wedding Of The Year!
If I ever lose my fucking mind and decide to get married, this is exactly the way I want my wedding to look like. Seriously, I will take this video to the wedding planner and tell them to recreate this classy affair down to the plastic crates and knocked up bridesmaids.
On the Fourth of July, Bubba married Pam in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Dacula, GA off of Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange. Bubba and Pam both work at the Waffle House. She was able to get the day off, but he had to work the morning shift.
They were surrounded by 30 of their closest friends and family who chain-smoked and drank soda throughout the ceremony. The elegant ambiance was completed by a Hank Williams Jr. song playing from the radio of a nearby SUV.
Pam's daddy told The Gwinnet Daily Post, "I think it's pretty redneck myself. But I'm a redneck anyway, so." Shit, then I must be a redneck too, because this wedding is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
There's seriously too much glamour to comment on, but you HAVE to watch the beautiful picture gallery above set to 98 Degrees' "Sunshine After The Rain." This is the kind of shit I dream about at night.
If you can't see the video above, click here to see the pictures.
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LCT,
"I WANNA PEE ON YOU!"
Who do you think you are? John Fuckin Maher?
Geez.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 2:28pm.
You wanna ... PEE ON ME!
Oh thats it. Meet me at KFC! We are getting married! Im calling Mark and telling him it is over because Love Carrot Times is the R Kelly to my under aged peed in ass hole!
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A KFC wedding? Am I the luckiest girl who ever did live or WHAT? Damn. I might even rub doodoo butter on you.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 2:25pm.
All I can say is, big, expensive weddings are overrated.
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Totally. It was historic SF city hall for us.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on July 10, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Ass...you just made me SPIT across the room!
I love when he gets Baxter back and tounges his face!!!!!
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Come on Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish. You pooped in the refridgerator? And you ate an entire wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's AMAZING.
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ROFLMFAO I love that part!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Triscuit on July 10, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Ass...you just made me SPIT across the room!
I love when he gets Baxter back and tounges his face!!!!!
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Come on Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish. You pooped in the refridgerator? And you ate an entire wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's AMAZING.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Love the Keystone can among the Coke cans attached to the car.
*busts a gut*
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 2:26pm.
You wanna ... PEE ON ME!
Oh thats it. Meet me at KFC! We are getting married! Im calling Mark and telling him it is over because Love Carrot Times is the R Kelly to my under aged peed in ass hole!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
LCT,
*slurps up the cheek!!!*
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*Slurps between the butt cheeks*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LoLo on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
AHHHHHHHHH BAXTER!!!! AHHHBLAH GA BLAH BLAH PUNTED BAXTER!!!
I feeeeeeeeel like THAT right NOWWWWWWW!
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH!
LOVE! LAMP! POOR BROKEN SOUTHERN LAMP!
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I'm just going to throw it out there... if you don't like it, just send it right back.... I..... I wanna pee on you.
I WANNA PEE ON YOU!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I myself would have chosen IHOP, I'm international like that.
*holds up syrup bottle, blueberry*
Cheers to the Happy Newlyweds, may your lives be one big double wide dream come true.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
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Ass...you just made me SPIT across the room!
I love when he gets Baxter back and tounges his face!!!!!
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My children..Carly and Robert...
All I can say is, big, expensive weddings are overrated.
I am glad we decided to get married in Vegas, with only immediate family (parents and siblings). It was small, intimate and cheap.
I have no words to describe my feelings on this...*stares blankly at the wall weeping inside for all of humanity*
Clarisse on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
kdracofan / El Bastardo,
Will you be myyyyyy Bubba and Pam ?
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I would be honored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I am laughing so hard with all these comments)
Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Green is Good - those two little blondies they are holding near the end. Those be their boo boo's.
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dude, did anyone notice the pic at the end of the "jesus forgive them" t-shirt?!?!?!?!
is that like, "Pam is a slut like every other tralier trash bitch in these here parts but if we ask big J to forgive them then maybe their bastard kids wont burn in eternal hell with all the hippies and fags down there"
Like that?!?!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I think my fav is the pic of the newlyweds sharing a tender *hork* kiss, and one of the little piggies they're holding has his finger buried to the knuckle in his nose.
Well, I lied... I like them all.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
_Submitted by M.E. on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Yes momma :)
Conflicting emotions is "tuff"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by DeeDee on July 10, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Hey Bitch!
Yep,my little Monsters♥
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My children..Carly and Robert...
well DOY everyone knows it's not a real marriage unless you can smell the romantic aroma of cigarettes, pancake batter, and the subtle hint of desperation in the air
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
"Father, forgive them"
'Nuff said.
Did anyone look at the pictures of this gorgeous affair? Take a look at the wedding feast. The bottles of "Cola" and the Wavy Lays... that's some 5 star shit right there.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I'm getting married in October so this was AWESOME to see.... I knew I was spending too much money! That's it Chicken n Waffles it is!
Bubba is so hot. I wonder if he has a brother...
“Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we
Lolo, your gonna bust a vein and wind up licking windows if you don't calm your shit down!!!!
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kdracofan / El Bastardo,
Will you be myyyyyy Bubba and Pam ?
LCT,
*slurps up the cheek!!!*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Lolo, your gonna bust a vein and wind up licking windows if you don't calm your shit down!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
AHHHHHHHHH BAXTER!!!! AHHHBLAH GA BLAH BLAH PUNTED BAXTER!!!
I feeeeeeeeel like THAT right NOWWWWWWW!
AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH!
LOVE! LAMP! POOR BROKEN SOUTHERN LAMP!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I first wanted to laugh and make fun of this wedding, but then I thought, shoot, good for them. They don't have a lot of money, but they still wanted to celebrate the day and she still was able to wear a gown. Hopefully they love each other and ths lasts for them. I don't feel bad for them, they did it their way, so i applaud them. I never had a big wedding either. Mine was at a nice sweet Italian restaurant. My husband's aunt asked a good friend of hers, who is a judge to come and wed us and he did. It was sweet. We had close relatives their and the food was amazing. And it cost us next to NOTHING. Which I am grateful for, because I have friends that are STILL paying off their wedding to this day. I say spend the money on a kickass honeymoon, not for some people to eat and dance the night away!!! get outta here... LOL
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Submitted by Triscuit on July 10, 2008 - 1:15pm.
CongraDulat
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Pam and Bubba
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OMG LMFAO!!!!
Hi Triscuit! Are those your babies in your avi?
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Bubba & Pam sitting in a tree
Committing I-N-C-E-S-T
First came babies
pushing a double wide carriage
the family tree don't fork
in a barely legal marriage
www.myspace.com/triston
Did anyone look at the pictures of this gorgeous affair? Take a look at the wedding feast. The bottles of "Cola" and the Wavy Lays... that's some 5 star shit right there.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Ryan on July 10, 2008 - 2:17pm.
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LoL
I *kinda* feel bad for them,but not really!
FUCKING IDIOTS!
Please send your children to school Bubba and Pam,for the Love of God!
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My children..Carly and Robert...
I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
This is the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Thanks for sharing this, MK!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Submitted by missy on July 10, 2008 - 2:13pm.
LoLo - I love that song!! its a total tear jerker...
Me and my brtoher were listening to that after his PIG BITCH fucked our lives up by BEING AN INSANE CUNT!
WOOPS! OUTBURST TIMES!
Anybitch, these people are poor and in love like Die Straits Romeo and Juliet.
PEOPLE! DONT MARRY INSANE CUNTS! THEY WILL STEAL YOUR SHIT AND RUIN YOUR LIFE!
Mozel to the happy poor ass couple the world will be making fun of now!
MIXED EMOTIONS? IM RON BURGANDY?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 1:03pm.
NO words.
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Sometimes the jokes write themselves, Break!
M.E. those are their kids right?
O man - what a hot mess I tell ya'
(I need a drink after watching this video)
"Created by Tia: Maney"
"Congradulat
ions Bubba
and Pam"
How are they able to operate computers?
Wow.
That stuff ain't just jokes, after all...
El Bastardo on July 10, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Oh yes, i've been reading your comments and it stands out that most of you are jealous of the love between Bubba and Pam. Just be happy for them, one day you will find a Bubba!
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Can you be my Bubba? If you say no, then I will ask The Breakdown....better yet. You both be my Bubba's
Green is Good - those two little blondies they are holding near the end. Those be their boo boo's.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 10, 2008 - 2:15pm.
What elegance. What class. What a nightmare.
G*D forbid they procreate. Oops, prolly too late.
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You're talking about aside from the 6 they've already got waiting at home in the trailer, right?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Oh my holy sheep shit.
And to top it off, they already have two kids.
And I thought my Vegas wedding was low rent!
DAYUM!
If I ever decided to get married like *this*, you sluts be sure to tackle me to the ground, and then beat some sense into me, or at least until I cannot say "I do."
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Triscuit on July 10, 2008 - 12:15pm.
CongraDulat
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Pam and Bubba
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LMFAO!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
What elegance. What class. What a nightmare.
G*D forbid they procreate. Oops, prolly too late.
CongraDulat
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Pam and Bubba
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My children..Carly and Robert...
Submitted by missy on July 10, 2008 - 11:12am.
dude that is unfuckingreal because before she was pregnant she bitched all the time at how sexy her image was and how uncomfortable THAT made her!!! GD she is a fucking moronic bitch!
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She's got some serious self-esteem issues, not just with race but also her image. She lives in L.A. and evey time you see her in a candid she's covered head to toe and even wearing a scarf in the summer weather. I guess she tries to make up for all the times everyone has seen the goods.
Oh yes, i've been reading your comments and it stands out that most of you are jealous of the love between Bubba and Pam. Just be happy for them, one day you will find a Bubba!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”