The Wedding Of The Year!
If I ever lose my fucking mind and decide to get married, this is exactly the way I want my wedding to look like. Seriously, I will take this video to the wedding planner and tell them to recreate this classy affair down to the plastic crates and knocked up bridesmaids.
On the Fourth of July, Bubba married Pam in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Dacula, GA off of Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange. Bubba and Pam both work at the Waffle House. She was able to get the day off, but he had to work the morning shift.
They were surrounded by 30 of their closest friends and family who chain-smoked and drank soda throughout the ceremony. The elegant ambiance was completed by a Hank Williams Jr. song playing from the radio of a nearby SUV.
Pam's daddy told The Gwinnet Daily Post, "I think it's pretty redneck myself. But I'm a redneck anyway, so." Shit, then I must be a redneck too, because this wedding is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
There's seriously too much glamour to comment on, but you HAVE to watch the beautiful picture gallery above set to 98 Degrees' "Sunshine After The Rain." This is the kind of shit I dream about at night.
If you can't see the video above, click here to see the pictures.
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Submitted by missy on July 10, 2008 - 2:12pm.
dude that is unfuckingreal because before she was pregnant she bitched all the time at how sexy her image was and how uncomfortable THAT made her!!! GD she is a fucking moronic bitch!
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Classic MiserAlba backpedal in 3.....2......1.....
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I want that tshirt on the 1:35
Anyone else find it hilarious that "she was able to get the day off, but he had to work the morning shift"?
Also, that cake kinda looks like it's made from waffles.
Good for them. It's ridiculous to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a single day that statistically will end with a divorce. Classy no but practical hell yes!
LoLo - I love that song!! its a total tear jerker...
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I love the fact that in that freeze frame, the guy officiating the wedding is trying so hard to look away from that kiss.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Lolooooooooooooooo I want to go-gooooooooo to the to-toooooooooooooooo............oilet.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 10, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Hahahaha, off topic.. I've been gone all morning so this might have been posted, but MiserAbla's complaining about how unsexy she felt while pregnancy on people and how she would have loved to be able to have changed it. Her poor daughter is going to be so unloved.
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dude that is unfuckingreal because before she was pregnant she bitched all the time at how sexy her image was and how uncomfortable THAT made her!!! GD she is a fucking moronic bitch!
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Poor boy on the :32 sec. mark
What totally blows me away is that people actually name their sons "Bubba". Well, to tell the truth I expected Matthew McConagay to name his kid that... wait, did he?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Speaking of Kid Rock, his new song is a joke. It openly rips off Lynyrd Skynyrd and it's a hit. He even mentions them in the song. It's not even trying to be deceptive.
Why do i have Dire Straits in my head now?
I like to listen to this song and cry while i drink beer.
Im no self hating southerner either. Rednecks are from ALL parts of the world.
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack
Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it ?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I never thought I'd see my hometown newspaper on DListed!
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 10, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Bwhahahahahahah
Why wasn't Kid Rock invited?
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I just fell off my chair from that. I was thinking the exact same thing!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
that was fucking incredible
MK, I adore you
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hahahaha, off topic.. I've been gone all morning so this might have been posted, but MiserAbla's complaining about how unsexy she felt while pregnancy on people and how she would have loved to be able to have changed it. Her poor daughter is going to be so unloved.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
The breakdown: I have plenty of words....lmao
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DreamyAguileraEyes on July 10, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Hate that wedding dress *pukes*
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Wait....the dress is the nicest thing out of this whole mess! lmao jk
I hate everything about this video. I don't even feel bad. They asked for this.
bwahahahaha WTF is that on her face? ahahahahahaha
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 10, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Haha, so hilarious. The people who work in the waffle house can't afford $50,000 wedding! And I think their taste is tacky! Hahaha ROTFLMAO...except not. There's something a little distasteful about making fun of 'real' people you don't know when they haven't particularly put themselves out there. I'll admit I had the same gut reaction as many of you probably did, but this IS supposedly the happiest day of their lives. Cut 'em some slack. Or not. I'm not that invested.
You actually have a good point there...(apparently I found some words)
where those milk crates on the :44 second mark?
lmao
*peeing on my pants*
When I saw "Bubba," "Pam," and "Waffle House" I genuinely thought Pam anderson got hitched again.
Then I realized, there' no Waffle House in Australia...
Crisis averted.
Hate that wedding dress *pukes*
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Dang! And Ah wusn't invahtid! Well FAHN! Thayut's the lahst tahm Ah tayke YEW cat peelin'. Y'ungrateful maggit.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
CongraDulations?...Really?...Bless their grease laden, oversized hearts...
Oh Yeah and :49 sec mark. LoL!
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My children..Carly and Robert...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 2:03pm.
NO words.
What he said!
NO words.
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Love the pic w/the child picking her nose...the Keystone fucking beer cans...the beautiful bride sucking down cigs...*wipes tears away*
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My children..Carly and Robert...
I love the pic at the :24 sec mark
bawawhhhahahhhaahhhaaahhha
*Falls off chair*
Haha, so hilarious. The people who work in the waffle house can't afford $50,000 wedding! And I think their taste is tacky! Hahaha ROTFLMAO...except not. There's something a little distasteful about making fun of 'real' people you don't know when they haven't particularly put themselves out there. I'll admit I had the same gut reaction as many of you probably did, but this IS supposedly the happiest day of their lives. Cut 'em some slack. Or not. I'm not that invested.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhere's yur sign.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Bwhahahahahahah
Why wasn't Kid Rock invited?
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Fuck it!
There should be no pride in being a redneck. It's tradionally a prejorative term, and so it should remain.
They're going to show this shit on CMT.