Baby Maddie Had Too Much Purple Drank!

aWWEEE this is the cutest pic ive seen all month! that baby is adorable and jamie lynn got her looks back! way to go jamie! you loook stunning.. i hope everything goes well for you! your baby is baeutiful.. im so happy for u! :) i hope u get back on zoey 101 soon i loved that show! i love the name maddie my niece name is madison she is a sweetie so good choice on the name!

We are STILL on th JL thread???

Really? I come for a Sunday night drive by and we're stil herer???

That was whack-the pic of Jamie & the Baby Daddy was freaky. The kid looked like she was gonna puke or run away & her parents had weird smiles on their faces. And the quote of her saying "I was blessed" makes me wanna barf-no dear, you are playing house right now and when you wake up and wise up, you will kick his redneck ass out and then where will you be? Mama Lynne better stay close...the kid's kinda cute, though...all newborns are weird looking, but she's cute...

Also, that pic of BritBot on that website was bizzare...it almost didn't look like her. Holy photoshop!

http://forum.showbizspy.com/index.php

Congratulations Jamie.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Those retards actually photoshopped an entirely new hairdo onto her head didn't they?? Atrocious -F minus minus minus!!!! I despise photoshop but when they don't even remotely try I'm really pissed, just leave it natural instead of looking like you turned her into a cartoon with ms paint.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 10, 2008 - 10:01pm.

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SAD PATHETIC DISGUSTING ANIMALS TO BE ME MAKING FUN OF A NEW BORN BABY! DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES??!

Jimmy, hon! Simma down, sweets. I TOTALLY see where you're coming from but methinks you missed the original picture MK posted before OK bitched his ass out I'm guessing. It was freakish and I was an ugly baby who grew up to be cute so I ain't countin' ugly babies out but yes, there is such a thangggg as an ugly baby. Babies are precious and innocent YES but there are cute babies who grow up ugly and ugly babies who grow up beautiful and yes, there is such a thing as an UGLY baby but so what? Babies [especially newborns] barely have discernable features until they hit about 9 months of age.

The pic with the alleged baby daddy is CREEPY. He looks photoshopped in, and the kid's being held very awkwardly. Not to mention the fact that she looks ready to pass out. That's the only pic where she resembles the baby daddy in the slightest.

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YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SAD PATHETIC DISGUSTING ANIMALS TO BE ME MAKING FUN OF A NEW BORN BABY! DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES??!

Anyone want to find a beautiful girl like her,pleas come to SugarbabyMeet.cQm

i wanted to see the shack/house they live in. :o(

that is one cracked out baby.
is it even alive? it just hangs or lies there limply.
are you sure she had a baby?
maybe it is one of those creepy dolls from the 90s you just fill with water so it wiggles like a real baby.

xoxo
l.danielle

That picture of Shitney (at least I think it's Shitney) in the "click here" link is so photoshopped that the original probably could have been a photo of Al Gore.

kay - so she's now told millions of teenagers that it is 'fun' to have a kid at 16. Perhaps she should add that she is also in the 1% with millions in the bank. perhaps she should volunteer in some economically depressed areas talking to single mums. No she doesn't have to, of course not, but it would be nice. these all 'flowers and light' pictures are not reality. I had a baby at 32 and my rec room at this moment looks like a tornado hit. Oh, and I'm much fatter...lol...

WTF- that was weird. I refreshed and it's that old effing picture. Thanks a lot OK!

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

Submitted by chefcammi on July 10, 2008 - 6:03pm.

..i just clicked on the link, who is that ugly dude?
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That's the baby!!!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

..i just clicked on the link, who is that ugly dude?

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www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/

if the baby was delivered vaginally, the head will still have a cone/dome shape due to the shape of the birth canal and the pressure of being pushed out. I'm sure the baby would look better if she were wearing a pink knit hat and was held better...

that being said, Casey the friendly ghost photoshopped in the background is CREEPY looking!!!!

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Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on July 10, 2008 - 5:23pm.
MAD - DIE looks like she will be on a Short little bus laiden with strawberry ribbons.
I swear Lil' MAD-DIE will be sharing a seat with the other slow cousin, the weird looking JJ Federline.
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That is absolutely horrible. I haven't laughed so GD hard in weeks!!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

That has to be the UGLIEST child I have seen in ages. The kid's got a huge nuggin, a BIG nose and a lazy tongue. Worst yet, MAD - DIE looks like she will be on a Short little bus laiden with strawberry ribbons.

I swear Lil' MAD-DIE will be sharing a seat with the other slow cousin, the weird looking JJ Federline.

And why does Jaimie Lynn look like she is a reformed hooker working at a Wal-Mart in Trailer Park City, Alabama?
She needs to get a nose job like her sister Shitney.

This girl should be doing Infomercials for Trojans or Rough Riders condoms. They make these rednecks think what they are doing is cool. Having a child at 17 years old is not easy and definitely not "the best thing in the world"!
Bitch needs to hide with her unfortunate looking alien baby!

That baby is ugly -->
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Brava LucyGoosey.

Exactly.

Miz Ro,
I wholeheartedly agree. I am disturbed by the glorification of teen pregnancy by the tabloids. Young women today need adult, positive role models and not trashy, promiscuous tramps.

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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.

Haven't read the comments, but way to go OK!: promoting teen pregnancy and motherhood.

Stupid whoremongers.

Well they certainly look like there from the South, if you know what I mean!

re: the pics--->ROTFL@the duck calls hanging from the lamp =))=))

Oh and the babydaddy looks simply thrilled!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 10, 2008 - 3:47pm.
BUT...it's not so much that teen pregnancy is being slammed here, it's the fact that this child is whoring out her offspring for money(again).

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The nut doesn't fall far from the tree, as my mama used to say.

Once again I am feeling too lazy to reread all the other comments so this has probably already been said BUT...it's not so much that teen pregnancy is being slammed here, it's the fact that this child is whoring out her offspring for money(again). She also did it before the baby was born. Sure it's easy to raise a baby at 17 when you get a million dollars here & there from random magazines dying to pay you for your mistakes. This isn't reality and it IS glamourizing teen pregnancy whether you want to admit it or not. It is what it is. The fact that people relish in this shit and actually buy those mags simply shows what we as a society have sunk to. This world is going straight to hell. Buckle up, kids!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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Did you hear that all you lonely teenage girls who feel unloved, unappreciated.............BEING A MOM IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD!

Jamie Lynn Spears is setting such a great example.

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I stand by my comment of yesterday: that baby's on bourbon. It's the New Trendy Drink.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

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The 1st pic M.K. had up is emblazoned on my eyeballs. I hope very soon I'll forget how retarded that baby looked/looks. "Your baby looks retarded" - it's that kind of comment that'll get your ass booted out of someone's house. Howevs, someone's gotta call it like it is.

Submitted by Stoney on July 10, 2008 - 10:22pm.

PS: Thanks DAE.

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NP! :O)

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

"I'll have what she's having." LOL!!

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 10, 2008 - 4:38pm.

"The glamourization of a 16 year old pregnant girl, mom at 17, is really a sad state of affairs for this country and shows how far we have fallen in morals, manners, and class........"

That's exactly what I was pondering. Why the fuck is basic sex education so outlandish to these hillbilly mongoloids? It's really quite disheartening to think how different this country was 10-15 years ago, and I'm only 24!!

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Submitted by Stoney on July 10, 2008 - 11:22pm.

*clapping Family-Feud-style*

Good answer! Good answer!

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Baby looks like she has FAS or something. Damn!

Your face!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 10, 2008 - 1:46pm.

you just keep getting stoopider and stoopider

Damn that photo is photoshopped! It looks like some soft focus picture from the 60's where you couldn't tell if it was a drawing or photograph. They all look like they were placed in there. Were they even photographed together?

*raises hand*

I would like to trash the baby!

*deep breath*

That baby is a wonk-eyed bastard with Spears genes and a redneck nickname for a name! AND she's a virgin who can't drive!

*exhales*

PS: Thanks DAE.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Submitted by moriah on July 10, 2008 - 5:13pm.

Is it just me or is that baby playing a mean air guitar??

LMAO!!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on July 10, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Ashley honey... I'd wait, but I'm gittin' old. I don't think anyone here is trashing that baby.

Uh....I am.

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Me, too!

The way I see it, the kid's too young to care.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Submitted by islandgirl on July 10, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Ashley honey... I'd wait, but I'm gittin' old. I don't think anyone here is trashing that baby.

Uh....I am.
Franks and Beans!

■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker

Is it just me or is that baby playing a mean air guitar??

For anyone who can't see the JL/Maddie pics try this

http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=3067

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Wow, isn't this glamorizing teen pregnancy??

"Look how great it looks!!"

I can't wait to watch that show where they give stupid teenage couples babies to watch for 24 hrs to see how it is to really be parents. By the end of the show, they can't wait to go home.

http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 10, 2008 - 4:08pm.

a duh..blah.. blah.. a duh
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I can't believe you're still at it!? boring .. call me when you're man comes home from cheating .. yeah, too lonely and too much time at home, ha? go chase the pig out the kitchen or something .. lol

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 10, 2008 - 9:46pm.

Your unfortunate, deluded sponsor needs a serious beat-down in the rehab room.

DingaLynn is barely even holding her newborn properly. Let's see how long it takes before we see her riding in a car seat-beltless with the baby in her lap mugging at the paps with all her infantile might.

Sorry but I've seen wild animals in Africa take better photo ops with their offspring.

PUHfreakingLEASE.

Since when did Jamie Lynn turn into a 40 year old ex-cheerleader, and why is the baby's head cone shaped?

OMG the baby looks like she's gassed, lmao