To Gay Or Not To Gay?
Lance Bass is reportedly all set to join the cast of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" next season, but his involvement has left the network executives scratching at their toupees. Rush & Molly reports they aren't sure whether to partner him with a dude or a chick. Um...why don't they just ask him?
ABC has gays on some of their shows, but I can clearly imagine some of the uptight dick bags who watch DWTS threatening to boycott the show. They will say shit like it's a "family show" and they don't want their kids seeing this crap. I can already hear them squawking.
If they are going to pair him with a dude, there's only one dude for the job...Maksim Chmerkovskiy! That hot piece needs to make a triumphant return to the show. Yes, he's straight, but it's dancing not fucking!
You know who Lance is probably going to be paired up with? My greatest enemy Cheryl Burke! I just know it. UGH! Look at her below! I just want to grab her skanky ass, dip her moppy head in a bucket of diluted Pine-Sol and then scrub the shit out of my kitchen floor with her. She makes me so mad!
It's American TV it will never be with a dude.
Jesus Christ, who cares? Pair him with a woman, it's not like he can't touch a woman because he's gay, and it's also not like he has to have sex with her! It never ceases to amaze me how so many people seem to act like idiots when it comes to people who aren't just like them. I can't imagine anyone wanting special treatment or whatever because of something that isn't a big deal. But I know it happens...I guess that's why I get so pissed off sometimes (not that Lance is doing it, but you know what i mean).
And to whoever is talking about Hole/Courtney Love...I used to LOVE her! "Live Through This" is one of the best albums...seriously. I also loved her baby doll dresses, and the hair barrettes, I might even start wearing them again. We used to wear them in middle school all the time, she was so popular! LOL
Candis Cayne or Rupaul are the real tranny stars they should get for the show!
Seems he is a hooker. I've seen his profile on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. He seems to be hooking up with nice girls there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.
to letinstar
I have never seen or heard of any pairing other than male/female.
I think abc is just trying to make a controversy to get attention. I wonder if this has anything to do with california legalizing gay marriage. maybe they think that a male/male pairing would tie into that?
ya, stick him with a hunk he'll be drooling all over..wait he might get a little too excited though
fuck wireless mouses and old machinery
that cheryl is too barftastic. She's only 22 but ages like a Lohan; how does she manage to look like a desperate 43 year old yet still retain SO MUCH BABY FAT? ..and it should be "too gay or not to gay"
that cheryl is too barftastic. She's only 22 but ages like a Lohan; how does she manage to look like a desperate 43 year old yet still retain SO MUCH BABY FAT? ..and it should be "too gay or not to gay"
that cheryl is too barftastic. She's only 22 but ages like a Lohan; how does she manage to look like a desperate 43 year old yet still retain SO MUCH BABY FAT? ..and it should be "too gay or not to gay"
that cheryl is too barftastic. She's only 22 but ages like a Lohan; how does she manage to look like a desperate 43 year old yet still retain SO MUCH BABY FAT? ..and it should be "too gay or not to gay"
DAMMIT! Why does she have to be so stupid looking?!
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who have the other gay dancing stars been paired with? i'm sure lance isn't the first...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Is that same to "To be or not to be?" Is it wrong for a girl to have a sugar daddy? You know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship,more on SugarbabyMeet.c Qm
I have seen two guys dancing together on community access cable. there were several different acts. these guys had specifically choreographed a dance routine so it was ok. but for ballroom dances that include certain steps it seems it awkward.
lance can't be the first gay on this show. unless he asked to dance with a guy I don't know why abc is talking about it. oh yeah.. abc wants attention.
anyway lance will probably want to dance with a girl because the dances will have specific roles for each partner.
but if he really wants to dance with a guy and if there is a male pro dancer willing to take on the challenge of choreographing dances for two guys.. well let them.
but honestly I can't imagine this happening. not for any sort of bad reason but just because he watches the show and has seen the dances he will be asked to perform.
GAY HIM! GAY HIM! Oooh, let's see him and his parter booty dance to Cameo's "Doin the Butt"...Aw, sexay, sexay...
Shut up. You KNOW you would watch that shit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nova: me too... it's distracting and asymetrical.
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Maksim is one hot piece of ass. He is the only reason I watch that damn show!
What does Lance's being gay have to do with pairing him with a dancer?!?
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 4:34pm.
me and my bf were looking at Maxims hot 100 last night and this Cheryl chick was in it and he said all indignant-like "who the fuck is she? I can't spank to that?"
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Why is he spank'n when he has you vag?
Wait a minute, Maks is str8?????????????? Get outta town, no way!
Why don't they just pair him with a girl? Why is it that he's gay he has to have a male partner? Geez, they're making a bigger deal of it then it needs to be. I didn't know all gay men were allergic to women *rolls eyes*
Governor Spitzer's ho is Ashely Dupre!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
PSl - who is Ashley Dupre?
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 10, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Labs are wonderful :) My other dog, Phillip, is a Shepherd-Chow mix and he's the biggest pain in the ass dog i've ever known. He's always chewing the crotches out of mine and my boyfriend's shorts if we accidentally leave them out. I love him, but damn! Ralph's our little angel baby, and Phil's the demon dog. Guess we're a well-balanced family...
Awww...my Chow (see avvie) takes exception to that!! Ok not really, but my Chow is the sweetest, most loving, clean, well-behaved dog EVAH!!! She is my second Chow and the first one was the same way. They are generally very UNdestructive (ie; crotch chewing, lmao) and quite mellow which is why they're often recommended for people who live in apts. I'd like to think Phil gets his bad side from the German Shepard in him ;)
On topic: Uh....I don't really care who he dances with.
speaking of shitty TV shows, it looks like America's Favorite Hooker Ashley Dupre is getting a Reality Dating Show.
*hangs self*
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
True Story here whores.
I was at an engagement party and the dudes were asking the grrom to be what had made his new Finance finally chill the fuck out.
She had always been super uptight and was always on every body's ass about some shit she didnt like.
One of those back handed compliment types of girl. You know?
So the grrom to be says, " Well i finaly stuck my cock in her ass." Boys are so strange!
I dont know if a cock in the ass can cure cancer or nothing but she was a little nicer.
I dont know why i told that story.
Oh well go sit your ass on a big fat cock if you didnt like it :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Thats so fuckin retarded
How can they think he should be paried with a man.
I mean dancing just doesnt work well with two men.
I dont think he will ever be paired with a guy to dance.
So we will definately see him with a girl
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
*offering The Breakdown some Coffee* Come over here you slut...
kdracofan:
Guilty as fuckin' charged!
I am sitting in this internet cafe, minding my own skank ass business, but I am being visually raped left and right.
These bitches could at least buy me a two piece and a biscuit first!
www.myspace.com/triston
I really don't care cuz I don't watch T.V. but I will say that I am REALLY sick of seeing this ugly girl everywhere. Why the hell is she relevant? She is fug.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
The Breakdown: I leave you for an hour and you get into all sorts of 'holes'
You slut.
parissucksliterally:
we are DEFINITELY not getting into the 'How many holes?' discussion!
www.myspace.com/triston
me and my bf were looking at Maxims hot 100 last night and this Cheryl chick was in it and he said all indignant-like "who the fuck is she? I can't spank to that?"
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Breakdown, I am definitely a "2 hole" girl......no way for the third hole! lol
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
parissucksliterally:
Do you mean you like all holes like me and Oklahoma, or...?
I like 'Plump'.
I think she is under-rated, a great singer-songwriter, and surprise - good actress.
The trick is, it takes a good director to harness Courtney's crazy into an award-winning performance.
But at least she's worth the effort.
She's the Amy Winehouse of the 90s!
www.myspace.com/triston
I don't know how this convo got started, but I agree...Labs are the best doggies ever! I have a black lab and he's the coolest.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
OMG, hahahahaha, So that's what that is, A Butthead.. Bwahahah, I totally fucking see it now! ass cheeks all right there, damn. funny!
uh..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
@Breakdown.. hahaha.. I loved those baby doll shoes she'd wear, and be all fucked up! she rocks! Gosh she was soo cool,and had a cool hubby, too! Had!! *blank stare*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Labs are wonderful :) My other dog, Phillip, is a Shepherd-Chow mix and he's the biggest pain in the ass dog i've ever known. He's always chewing the crotches out of mine and my boyfriend's shorts if we accidentally leave them out. I love him, but damn! Ralph's our little angel baby, and Phil's the demon dog. Guess we're a well-balanced family...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I agree, The Breakdown and okie...."Live Through This" is a great CD....my favorite is "Violet"....
Dancing With the Losers is so retarded....I will never, ever watch this shit.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 10, 2008 - 3:06pm.
so if you are openly gay you get paired with someone from your same sex? Nonsense....Who came up with that idea? Not even Disney/ABC is dumb enough to do that....
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hey butthead!! hehe!! Ive been wanting to say that to you :D
I agree.. wtf does a dance competition have to do with sexual orientation?
eh who the fuck cares, that show is so fucking BORING anyhow!!
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Your avatar brings back oh so fond memories of library time in grade school. I used to LOVE that book you got that illustration from. Now the problem is I have absolutely no recollection of its title.
Please remind me, I'm killing myself here trying to remember the book's name!
oklahoma:
Agreed. One of the best albums of that year.
Courtney Love is the Queen of (Crack) Rock!
I cannot wait until she is back on tour beating bitches down with her mic stand!
www.myspace.com/triston
Breakdown.. I loves Hole. all kinds.. hahahah. nah! Courtney Love back then was awesome.. I still like her now, too!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Cheryl Burke has the worst hair in showbiz. And being that showbiz includes people like Carrot Top and Brit Brit, that's really saying something.
I just HATE her HAIR!
oklahoma:
Live Through This.
One of my favorite rock albums. Classic!
Good taste, heaux!
www.myspace.com/triston
JillyPoo, I've heard of the belltraining! Nice! I think he's lab, maybe a tad chow too, I hope not, I hope he's all lab, What a whiner he is, I loves him tho. We have another adult Lab, he's king shit! Ralphy is a cute name!
*looks thru purse for doggy taser*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Watching other people dance....FUCKING BORING!!