To Gay Or Not To Gay?
Lance Bass is reportedly all set to join the cast of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" next season, but his involvement has left the network executives scratching at their toupees. Rush & Molly reports they aren't sure whether to partner him with a dude or a chick. Um...why don't they just ask him?
ABC has gays on some of their shows, but I can clearly imagine some of the uptight dick bags who watch DWTS threatening to boycott the show. They will say shit like it's a "family show" and they don't want their kids seeing this crap. I can already hear them squawking.
If they are going to pair him with a dude, there's only one dude for the job...Maksim Chmerkovskiy! That hot piece needs to make a triumphant return to the show. Yes, he's straight, but it's dancing not fucking!
You know who Lance is probably going to be paired up with? My greatest enemy Cheryl Burke! I just know it. UGH! Look at her below! I just want to grab her skanky ass, dip her moppy head in a bucket of diluted Pine-Sol and then scrub the shit out of my kitchen floor with her. She makes me so mad!
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Cute how MK says "She makes me so mad!" really funny stuff!!!
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Lol, what kind of pup do you have that it can scream like that?!
I bell trained my Ralphy. Whenever i took him out, i made him nudge a big ol bell that i had hanging from the door knob. He caught on pretty quick, so then whenever he wanted/needed to go out, he'd ring the bell. My parents did that with their dog too and it worked really really well.
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snore and don't care...onward
so if you are openly gay you get paired with someone from your same sex? Nonsense....Who came up with that idea? Not even Disney/ABC is dumb enough to do that....
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It's not 'Bumping Uglies with the Stars' so who cares who he's partnered with.
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That's ridiculous! Partner him with a girl, duh! Sexuality has nothing to do with male and female "roles" in traditional dances. I'm sure 80% of those guys are gay, anyway.
I'm just astounded to know that people still remember who he is.
JillyPoo.. I know!! damn dogs won't stop pissing! Dang thing shit in the floor the other night it was awful! But its funny what he does, he practically SCREAMS when he wants out and we are asleep. not a bark, but a girl scream. silly thing! *looks for recipe for dog soup*
oh mk! i feel your pain,
im half filipino and that nasty bitch is like half filipino too or something o.0
she brings absolute ugliness to my people ahhh!
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Stupid fucking ass show!!! And this cheryl burke chick is fucking ugly with that fucked up mop hair to bbot!!
Ha, Oklahoma, i feel your pain. When my Lab was a little guy i'd take him out, he'd pee and pee and pee, and then right after we'd come in he'd do the same thing. I swear that dog's bladder was the size of his whole damn body.
I have to admit i f'in love MK's hatred for Cheryl Burke! I hope she keeps her ass in the "spotlight" for a while just so i can delight in MK's hate posts.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
You know, I had no idea dancin = sxcn. I've been dancin wiff mah cat, Mr. Snuggleboots, for years does that mean we're mairiet? Oh man, Ima goin ta Hell!!!!
Hi K-Fan!
I want Cheryl in the worst way !! She's got some meat on them bones and I'd like to give just a bit more ... hehe you know what I'm saying ? hehe
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Mrs K.. no crate training here! Frances (from pee wee's Big Adventure) finally used the Puppy Training pads last night.. But lil bastard chewed up 2 of my make-up brushes. He was homeless, Now he's mine!! I can paint his nails, brush his hair, put ban danas on his neck, scare him, all kinds of stuff. awww the good life!!
It aint like he would be dancing with his dick in the dudes ass on TV. Im still taking about Burke!
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Dammit...the stitching on his shirt needs to be fixed...its bugging me. lmao.
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This is hands down the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. Have they seen the twinks on SYTYCD. I mean I love that show, but when they go on and on about the chemistry between a couple and the guy would rather be painting his nails with his partner than sleeping with her it is baffling. I'm sure the professional dance hos on Dancing with the Stars can fake it too.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 10, 2008 - 12:44pm.
New puppy??
*doing dance of joy*
are you crate training? Best way to housebreak the little buggers (said the woman who has only owned one dog in her entire life)
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
What the F does dancing have to do with his sexuality? Fucktards indeed.
Maksim is coming back this season. He is the only reason I take time out of my week to watch this POS show on the ABC website. They'll pair Lance with a woman. Competitive ballroom dancing is always a male/female pairing, and there plenty of gay/straight professional couples out there.
If it were a fucking sport, I would definitely say pair him with CHeryl Burke so they can bump pussies on national television.
Sparks will fly!!
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It's a dancing show, not a dang dating show. ABC are such fucktards.
"That's it?! Bitch, add a thumb up in there or something!" ~ MK
haha LoLo.. no lie. I have a terrible Migraine due to people being fucking reta'ded! I didn't eat lunch until 3:30, no sleep last night.. Our new puppy pissed in the house 2 times last night even after I took him out! Plus if people keep rolling their eyes, they will stay that way.. just saying!!
I honestly believe that Lance will want to dance with a girl. The "old fashioned" way.
If he didnt, he would have to argue about who should lead. That would suck. lol
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Amen to what you said, Ricki Lake. It is an f-ing sport, and the pairing of men and women works because that is what the sport was designed for- it has moves to showcase a guy and moves to showcase a girl.
Is ABC being asinine because it really doesn't know the answer, or is it just trying to get publicity? I hope no one is so stupid that they think that you need to be partnered with the sex you're attracted to.
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all I can do is roll my eyes , that this is a discussion in the first place.
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Thinking this may be his "slide it in my ass big boy" face.
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As Lance is a gay male I think he should be able to dance with whomever he wishes. If they pair him with a woman they're only going to look like two lesbians anyway.
Stoney:
thank you!
This is just a ploy to get them more ratings.
Besides, Lance Bass can't dance anyway!
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When will this country free itself of fucking backwater throwbacks? Decades of attacking science and unbiased history in the public schools is paying off in media catering to melon heads.
Fat loser Midwestern Claymate types will still be up in arms about this being a "family show," regardless of who they pair him with. More importantly, who subjects their family to this shit?! Child abuse!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Excuse me while I kvetch.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
They had Joey Lawrence dancing with a chick, didn't they?
Shouldn't the title be "Too Gay or Not Too Gay"?
They just need to add excitement to a really trite and boring show.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
ask him, seriously.. but that would be too easy.
i say dance with a dude.. makes for interesting tv... even though I dont watch this crap.
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Exactly,Cheryl Burke or a dude, either, it's the same.
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every thing is pissing me the fuck off today!
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So. Retarded.
Oh....why arent his eyes open!!
They were talking about how he has "gay-eyes" on the radio today. You know how you can tell someone is gay just by looking at a picture of them when their eyes are all really wide and giving you the "I know something you dont know" look...
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Im sorry i thought all the men on there were GAY in the first place?
How is this a new issue for ABC?
Burke's tranny ass dances with other dudes all the time!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is seriously the stupidest thing I've EVER HEARD. Their are MILLIONS of gay male dancers, and they are always partnered with WOMEN in the professional world of dance. Give me GD break! Have none of these idiots ever been to the BALLET?!?!?!?!
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"Dancing with the has-beens"
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Lance, work that nutty turd out of your cheek.
Um, why the fuck would they pair him with a dude? Professional ballroom is a man-woman "sport." None of the other couples are (theoretically)not fucking, they're DANCING. This is absolutely retarded. Also, they have male-male and female-female partners dance ballroom together at the Gay Games and shit, and it looks ridiculous. Sorry.
America is so backwards sometimes.
They can suspend belief long enough to believe Ryan Seacrest is straight and that Sean Hayes only plays gay on a televisin sitcom, but Lance Bass can't dance with whichever sex he chooses to for this show?
Excuse me while I kvetch.
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Just pair him with Clay Aiken... that solves the problem.