Note To Nicky: Don't Trust That Girl
Nicky Kidman is totally laughing on the inside behind Tommy Girl's back in that picture above. She's probably remembering the moment she caught him booty dancing while wearing one of her teddies. Those were the days.
Tommy Girl was apparently one of the first whores to congratulate Nicky for popping out her little botox pillow, Sunday Rose. He congratulated her by removing the alien hex he put on her. No, he reportedly sent her some fugly flowers.
A source told The Daily Mirror, "She has had hundreds of bouquets of flowers from well-wishers. Tom was one of the first people to get in touch and he sent her enough flowers to fill a room."
You don't mess around with a present from Tommy. Nicky better have immediately taken a torch to those gay ass flowers.
Tommy is one shady lady. He totally put some cameras in there and probably some Scientology mind-reading herbs. You can't trust a bitch who laughs like Mister Ed.
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Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Conway Twitty on July 10, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Not a thing. I've been being a bit facetious with you. Don't take it personally. I'm a smartass by nature but deep down inside I'm a nurturer.
It would be awfully nice if you could cut the crap out with Viva though. Seriously (my apologies to VLL, I can feel her psychic kicks to my shins as I type this lol).
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I dont quite understand what you mean...admittadly, im a bit slow. How have you been facetious? Do you mean by making it seem like you know alot about viva or something?
Tommy has no stalkers cuz hes crazy and might kill them?
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Did you know taking alcohol up the ass gets you drunk almost IMMEDIATELY and with 10x the potantcy of taking it through the mouth because of no liver interfearance!
Tommy just farted....*holds nose*
Yeah Tommy...you laugh about it...fucker!
heheheh
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#1 Justin and Jessica or Reece and Jake?
#2 Heidi Klum?
#3 Tori and Deano?!
#4 Could be anyone!
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The greatest break-up song ever.
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Do any of you remember the old days? Like when getting your ass banned meant that no one wanted you there? Gee, seems like just three days ago...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
I hope he sent the bitch something she's highly allergic to.
Submitted by Conway Twitty on July 10, 2008 - 5:56pm.
You dont know the half of it. How do you proclaim to know why I do what I do? Has viva told you anything about me?
Not a thing. I've been being a bit facetious with you. Don't take it personally. I'm a smartass by nature but deep down inside I'm a nurturer.
It would be awfully nice if you could cut the crap out with Viva though. Seriously (my apologies to VLL, I can feel her psychic kicks to my shins as I type this lol).
Tommy has no stalkers. Why? Think about it.
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Beg pardon dot, but i am, in fact perfect and blemish free. Just ask Oklahoma!
*pokes with finger*
*runs out of the room*
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Oooooh a stalker!!!!
*Gets taser and mace*
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Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Nova, you got that right! I don't know if I've ever addressed you before but in case I haven't said a proper "hello" to you, well, "Hello"! *gives-the-secret-slut-handshake*
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Hello and thanks bunches dot!! *handshakes!!*
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
Submitted by Conway Twatty on July 10, 2008 - 5:38pm.
OnT: Couldt care less bout tom or nicole.
Really? Hmm. Then could you please refrain from using active threads to try and fuck with Viva?
Seriously, hon. Is stalking someone who obviously has no interest in you worth it? She's obviously being the more mature person in this situation. C'mon and give it a rest eh? You can't be all bad? I bet you're nice when you choose to be. Sooooooooo, why not choose to be? Not one single person here is perfect or blemish free and I'm more than willing to accept you for who you are without the chip on your shoulder. You okay, kiddo? There are a lot of kindly folks here more than willing to let bygones be bygones.
The movie "Eyes wide shut" totally makes me think of what is 'really' going on with the 'uppercrust' of SciFientologists. Wasn't that the movie that was made before Tom and Nic's divorce?
Cute news.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 10, 2008 - 5:36pm.
You know that SciFientology must be some scary crap to be involved in....hence Nicole would have probably told her story. Its scary how tight-lipped she is....*shivers*
BTW...its a slutty kind of day!
Nova, you got that right! I don't know if I've ever addressed you before but in case I haven't said a proper "hello" to you, well, "Hello"! *gives-the-secret-slut-handshake*
Nicole is probably in uber-protective mode for her baby's sake. That SciFi shit is scary. I can't even understand how anyone with a few brain-cells to rub together could possibly take that shit seriously. Laughable as hell? Yes. Laudable? Fuck NO.
I wonder if the flowers were wildflowers like the ones tom's xenu friends planted from him and nicole to run through.
I wonder if nicole kept them or had them given to other patients who aren't getting flowers by the truckload.
as this thread is off topic already...
some b/i for you guys!
LA gossips are giggling about a certain celebrity friendship at the moment. From the outside it seems to be nothing but a mutual love-in for these two, but insiders say their friendship comes more from a PR deal closed by their respective managers than the joy they get from each other's company.
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This model has been at the height of her game for some time now, but perhaps her life isn't quite as perfect as it looks from the outside. Vicious arguments with her husband have been getting worse and she's started drinking to escape her problems, which she never used to do.
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These TV stars like to present a clean-cut family image to their fans, but their neighbours have seen another side to the couple. According to insiders, their idea of exercise is jumping up and down on a trampoline while urinating on each other.
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Lets go with B- list, but definitely A list name recognition just for her name alone. She isn't gorgeous, but she is cute, and has a nice personality. I think the crew on one of her movies would agree that she definitely has personality at night. See, that is when she starts hitting the J&B. Yep. Big fan of it and when she starts drinking she also starts screwing. No need to hide or pretend or anything. She will go straight up to whatever crew member strikes her fancy that night and ask them point blank if they want to have sex with her. Goes on all during filming. In the mornings though. Different personality completely. Horrible hangovers and lots of extra makeup. She is married, but most people don't realize it and she is currently dating someone openly.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 5:20pm.
DOT- ugh I agree, I have NEVER been fond of him (except in Legend, dunno why) but lately he is just so much of an asshat I can't bear to look at him. Oh and Scientology kills people, so FAIL.
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Should I be a scientolgist then?
By the way, your MS pic is kinda cute...you always do the side pic or a really fuzzy front pic, but you rarely show your face, or a pic of you standing full body....didnt you lose 20lbs? you ought go on and show it off!!!
OnT: Couldt care less bout tom or nicole.
You know that SciFientology must be some scary crap to be involved in....hence Nicole would have probably told her story. Its scary how tight-lipped she is....*shivers*
BTW...its a slutty kind of day!
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on July 10, 2008 - 5:16pm.
i know i'm probably the only one and i'm going to get butchered for this considering the site, but i feel sorry for tom cruise. he was so damn popular and now the man cant do anything right. He seems sincere at least, even in his crazy
thebiglebowski, have you seen the short-man-syndrome HUGE mansion this asshat recently built for himself (uh...and his *cough* 'family')? Please, pity people (and donate) to those who honestly deserve it. This fucktard deserves no pity and he's plenty wealthy enough to not need to work the Hollywood system any further.
Submitted by zomay on July 10, 2008 - 5:16pm.
The greatest sexual tension ever in a Tom Cruise movie? Iceman and Maverick! Soulmates.
zomay, I totally unequivocally agree. Barely closeted scenes.
Viva, I hear ya. There's just something about Tommy Girl that makes my skin crawl and the SciFientology shit sure as fuck doesn't help either. I'm glad to see that Nic was a strong enough woman to not involve herself in that mentally disturbed shit. Religion? Whatever gets you from point A to point B as long as it doesn't involve hurting anyone or stipping anyone of their freedom.
Viva - Check your PM's betch!
"She's probably remembering the moment she caught him booty dancing while wearing one of her teddies"
LOL! you're too much, MK.
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A little guilt goes a long way
You know good and well Nicole told her security long ago "if those freaks send me anything, throw it away. Not in the trash, in the DUMPSTER"
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
That pic of Katiebot at the Eyes Wide Shut premiere is hilarious!
Of course Tom Cruise gets a bad rep now (and probably undeservedly), but he rode the hog hard and high for 20 years, so now he is getting the other side.
And Nicole, now we ALL know you married a poof, so be sure to relay the message to Sunday!
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DOT- ugh I agree, I have NEVER been fond of him (except in Legend, dunno why) but lately he is just so much of an asshat I can't bear to look at him. Oh and Scientology kills people, so FAIL.
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-Sort your fucking life out, mate.
-I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase. - .
madams: hahahhaha...seriously!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
M.E.: Don't listen to The Breakdown. He is being SUPER DUPER SLUT today.
Come back!
*teeheeee*
I wouldn't accept any gifts into my home from Tommy Girl, but Nicole is probably used to everything being wiretapped and bugged by the Scientologists. The card with the flowers probably said "Congratulations. Please talk loudly and clearly into the bouquet".
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 10, 2008 - 1:11pm.
M.E.:
you've never seen 'Donnie Darko'?
And you call yourself a slut?
Leave this room, now!
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*hangs head*
*sulks out the door*
The greatest sexual tension ever in a Tom Cruise movie? Iceman and Maverick! Soulmates.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 10, 2008 - 5:13pm.
LOL! Hey, pookie puddin'! Siggified? No huh-wayyyyyyy! *snort-giggle*
Tom C. just pisses me off. I don't even know the douche and yet I seriously feel some real hate towards that fake fuck. Meh. Hate is too much effort. More like disgust coated with a slimey veneer of disdain.
i know i'm probably the only one and i'm going to get butchered for this considering the site, but i feel sorry for tom cruise. he was so damn popular and now the man cant do anything right. He seems sincere at least, even in his crazy
@mishma avi..
i eated ur soul but will give bak if u take da kitteh pantiz off..
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Ok just went and read the plot to that movie. Sounds bizarre and right up my alley.
Isn't Goldenrod technically a weed?
Where's the holy water?
That pictures freaks me the fuck out.
Submitted by . on July 10, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase.
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DOT!- you are so getting siggified for that one! DOY!
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Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Carisse and Kdrac and all freinds a big hello.
On topic, Nicole should of just left her face alone. And those pictures of Katie at the Eyes Wide Shut premiere, Oh my.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
Tom looks like the little boy who asks you to dance at a wedding and you think it's the cutest thing ever, so to be polite you dance and he barely comes up to your abdomen, then afterward he tells all his fourth grade friends that his girlfriend is 23.
Then a week later you come home from a long day at work and your real boyfriend let himself into your apartment and drank all your vitamin water and you wish he was as considerate as that eleven year old.
And then you go and have an affair with your therapist.
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M.E.:
you've never seen 'Donnie Darko'?
And you call yourself a slut?
Leave this room, now!
www.myspace.com/triston
I've never seen Donny Darco and that music video just creeped the fuck outta me.
WTF is with that scary rabbit shit?
EvilShoe:
Thanks, but I cannot take all the credit. I hired Industrial Light & Magic, leased Mariah's fake abs, and slipped the PhotoShop crew a $50 for optimum effects.
I'm really 87 years old, with three teeth and three strands of hair!
www.myspace.com/triston
'Heaux Confessionals': now online
thanks IG...for explaining and not telling me to kiss your ass...though there are days that I would.....:)
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
TheBreakdown,
Thats what I was thinking. They always say don't do love scenes with your husband/wife, but theirs were just really odd. And I agree with you most of us wanted to like it for Kubrick.
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The greatest break-up song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVUtcytaw8
DiamondDawg on July 10, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Kdraco ~ did you see Donnie Darko? if not, get it STAT. Its an amazing movie. The movie was made in 2001 but is set in 1988. I can't tell you what its about, its too difficult to explain, but it you read the Youtube comments you'll get a good idea.
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I saw it! I agree: great movie, but thank you for the 'heads up'
Ooh...i LOVE mind-reading herbs.... ;D
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Hi Zomay.
DiamondDawg: I'm loving this song today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzKaqAR9Zjo
Flowers suck and they usually mean:
A. I'm sorry
B. Happy belated anniversary/birthday or oops I didn't mean to hit you that hard...
C. You're fucking DEAD.
I fucking HATE flowers.
I'll take a bouquet of dildos any day over some lame assed dead, plucked things in a vase.
PSL...
Kiss my arse. Not you, my sig. I'm gonna say that to Shane when I find him in Dublin. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Zomay / DD,
The last Tom Cruise movie i saw was Legend...
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3386284032/tt0120663
Here is a pic of Katie Holmes though, at the Eyes Wide Shut premier....
that's kinda funny!
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IG! hahahahhaha
hey, what does your siggie translate to in English?
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom